7/26 at home, against the MFY

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I enjoyed that. I couldn't really watch- only occasionally check the score on my phone. But I was in a wonderful mood.... to see that team, the MFY's... Asshats and Fucksticks all of them....crushed. Just a joy.
Let's do that again. I really enjoyed it and we need more joy in our lives. Bird watching. Sipping coffee on the back patio as the sun comes up. Watching the Asshats and Fucksticks be fucking crushed. Joy.
 

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Me, too. In the Adirondacks, couldn't see the game, heard part of it in the car. I was astonished and delighted. It was almost as good as listening to the loons calling. More, please!
 

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True story. I’m sitting up in section 41, and who sits next to me but these two guys, mid 30’s, both wearing Aaron Judge jerseys. One of them is a self-appointed baseball expert and throughout the pre-game I have to listen to this douche mansplain the amazing MFY’s and how they are going to beat the crap out of Porcello blah blah blah.

I sipped my beer and thought about what a beautiful night it was.

X hits the homer in the first, and they are like, ‘ so this’ll be like London- a high scoring win for us.’

Long story short, as the game progressed they got quieter and quieter, and left in the middle of the 7th.

As Sandy Leon Trotsky would say, fuck them.
 

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I was flying cross-country last night listening to Joe and Sean on JetBlue's inflight service. That flight, well, flew by.

Today I'll be listening while driving from NYC up to Vermont. Hope the road trip karma continues. If not, I volunteer to fly during every game for the rest of the year so long as it yields 19-run outbursts.
 

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Me, too. In the Adirondacks, couldn't see the game, heard part of it in the car. I was astonished and delighted. It was almost as good as listening to the loons calling. More, please!
I was just up at Blue Mountain Lake last week. I love streaming a Sox game up there; peaceful with a side of Sox in the summer.
 

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Porcello's second inning last night was a thing of real beauty. It was like a Greek battle, where the army is laying siege to the city, but run out of summer and have to go home with nothing.
 

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True story. I’m sitting up in section 41, and who sits next to me but these two guys, mid 30’s, both wearing Aaron Judge jerseys. One of them is a self-appointed baseball expert and throughout the pre-game I have to listen to this douche mansplain the amazing MFY’s and how they are going to beat the crap out of Porcello blah blah blah.

I sipped my beer and thought about what a beautiful night it was.

X hits the homer in the first, and they are like, ‘ so this’ll be like London- a high scoring win for us.’

Long story short, as the game progressed they got quieter and quieter, and left in the middle of the 7th.

As Sandy Leon Trotsky would say, fuck them.
Yankee fans thinking they've won it all in July. classic.
 

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I don't think I can watch tonight. I don't think I can stomach seeing these clean shaven open festering gonorrhea sores standing on the field in our beloved ballpark.

It's like smearing shit on a Michelangelo. Actually, it's like smearing nine shits on a Michelangelo. They disgust me. This is not opinion. They are objectively repulsive.

Fuck. I hate these games. I hate having our players have to be in proximity to these disgusting fuckers. I hope none of the Red Sox gets infected. Blech.
 

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I don't think I can watch tonight. I don't think I can stomach seeing these clean shaven open festering gonorrhea sores standing on the field in our beloved ballpark.

It's like smearing shit on a Michelangelo. Actually, it's like smearing nine shits on a Michelangelo. They disgust me. This is not opinion. They are objectively repulsive.

Fuck. I hate these games. I hate having our players have to be in proximity to these disgusting fuckers. I hope none of the Red Sox gets infected. Blech.
Give this man a hug!
 

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I don't think I can watch tonight. I don't think I can stomach seeing these clean shaven open festering gonorrhea sores standing on the field in our beloved ballpark.

It's like smearing shit on a Michelangelo. Actually, it's like smearing nine shits on a Michelangelo. They disgust me. This is not opinion. They are objectively repulsive.

Fuck. I hate these games. I hate having our players have to be in proximity to these disgusting fuckers. I hope none of the Red Sox gets infected. Blech.
I’m with you but not quite so vehemently. I’ve figured out the main reason I prefer watching other rivals over MFY is length of games. You can take a 4-0 lead in the first and then spend the next 4 hours finding out whether or not you’re going to win. I admire the other major sports with their more predictable length of games.
 

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I have an odd confidence in Cash Money Cashner tonight. Can't really explain it, but it may have something to do with the 3 margarita lunch I just enjoyed.

Here's the Rolling Stones at the absolute peak of their powers.


Well alright!
 

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deep inside Guido territory
1. Mookie Betts (R) RF
2. Rafael Devers (L) 3B
3. Xander Bogaerts (R) SS
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J.D. Martinez (R) DH
5. Christian Vazquez (R) C
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Andrew Benintendi (L) LF
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Sam Travis (R) 1B
8. Michael Chavis (R) 2B
9. Jackie Bradley Jr. (L) CF

I much prefer Brock on 2nd and Chavis on 1st vs lefties. Brock is good at slapping tough outside pitches to left.
Travis has been hitting lefties well in AAA this year. He is up here for that reason so Cora needs to play him. I bet he plays tomorrow too.
 

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I have an odd confidence in Cash Money Cashner tonight. Can't really explain it, but it may have something to do with the 3 margarita lunch I just enjoyed.

Here's the Rolling Stones at the absolute peak of their powers.


Well alright!
The 70s called. They want their 3 cocktail lunch back.:drunk:
 

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I have an odd confidence in Cash Money Cashner tonight. Can't really explain it, but it may have something to do with the 3 margarita lunch I just enjoyed.

Here's the Rolling Stones at the absolute peak of their powers.


Well alright!

I'll have what you're having!
 

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I don't think it matters who's in the lineup. Can't help but think Trashner is gonna get "Lunched" as Eck would say.
I hope it's a reverse lock but I doubt it. They're going to be waiting for that big fat changeup to come floating in there.
 

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I don't think I can watch tonight. I don't think I can stomach seeing these clean shaven open festering gonorrhea sores standing on the field in our beloved ballpark.

It's like smearing shit on a Michelangelo. Actually, it's like smearing nine shits on a Michelangelo. They disgust me. This is not opinion. They are objectively repulsive.

Fuck. I hate these games. I hate having our players have to be in proximity to these disgusting fuckers. I hope none of the Red Sox gets infected. Blech.
This is a really hateful post, soaked in spite, and my best advice is that you continue to make many more like it throughout the course of this game and on through the summer. Every slapdick Yankees fan is running around in "Savages" t-shirts and acting like the 21st century hasn't happened.
 

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SSS, but Holt is 3 for 7 off Paxton and lhb are hitting .300 off him this season. It’s so irritating Cora won’t play him vs lefties.
Well, now I'm mad. Still I will be able to watch. Is there any good explanation of Porcello being able to right himself after the second inning? I was reduced to following on game day and I don't have a clue.
 

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I don't think it matters who's in the lineup. Can't help but think Trashner is gonna get "Lunched" as Eck would say.
I hope it's a reverse lock but I doubt it. They're going to be waiting for that big fat changeup to come floating in there.
What? Go fuck yourself! Some asshole said the same thing about Porcello yesterday. What's that asshole doing today? Eating fucking crow and loving it. I don't start game threads planning to only do one or two... or three.... or even four. What's the matter with you? Cash on the barrelhead son!
 

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What? Go fuck yourself! Some asshole said the same thing about Porcello yesterday. What's that asshole doing today? Eating fucking crow and loving it. I don't start game threads planning to only do one or two... or three.... or even four. What's the matter with you? Cash on the barrelhead son!

Non , no , no. You're looking at it all wrong. It's like taking an umbrella and then it doesn't rain. Expect the worst and hope for the best. We all have our methods.

(BTW - I get enough of that GFY stuff from my wife ;)
 

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I’m at Fenway right now, and there’s tons of assholes in Aaron Judge jerseys. It’s fucking disgusting.

Fuck all these people. I hope their freak hero breaks their hearts tonight as he goes 0 for 4 with 4 Ks. And he breaks his wrist punching Brett Gardner in that mutated gourd he calls a head.

And the blow leaves a permanent dent in Gardner’s skill, so he has to walk around looking like Scoop Dunbarton for the rest of his days.
 

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I got to watch it last night and it was glorious. Makes me wish there were some Yankee fans around to mock. I may import one for this evening.
 

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I’m at Fenway right now, and there’s tons of assholes in Aaron Judge jerseys. It’s fucking disgusting.

Fuck all these people. I hope their freak hero breaks their hearts tonight as he goes 0 for 4 with 4 Ks. And he breaks his wrist punching Brett Gardner in that mutated gourd he calls a head.

And the blow leaves a permanent dent in Gardner’s skill, so he has to walk around looking like Scoop Dunbarton for the rest of his days.
This is some good 2003-level MFY hatred here.
 

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Eric Byrnes is either a) on a lot of speed or b) just more insufferable that ever. He was just on MLBN lead-in and dear lord.
 

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Eric Byrnes is either a) on a lot of speed or b) just more insufferable that ever. He was just on MLBN lead-in and dear lord.
Is he the guy that Varitek chipped out of the first cut in 2003?
 

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Let’s fucking wreck these soulless, clean shaven corporate shitbags and send them crying back to their overrated shithole of a city that can’t stop jerking itself off over how fucking special it is. I’ve seen evil and it’s New York City and the MFY loving garbage people that live there.
 

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Let’s fucking wreck these soulless, clean shaven corporate shitbags and send them crying back to their overrated shithole of a city that can’t stop jerking itself off over how fucking special it is. I’ve seen evil and it’s New York City and the MFY loving garbage people that live there.
it's a death trap, a suicide rap
 

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You guys are insane with the hatred, you know. These guys are just athletes. What you want to do is strike them out, like that (Judge)and not give up homers like that almost was.