7/25 at home. against the MFY

Sandy Leon Trotsky

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Normally when I start game threads I'm all pissed off and angry. Well I'm pissed off and angry still- there's so many reasons to be after all! But I turned 47 just a few days ago and I'm trying to be a little more calm about stuff. I'm from a family that just yelled all the time and broke stuff on a regular basis- I got over the breaking shit after I moved out to go to college but I still get angry and yell pretty quickly, and I can't help it... but I love a good confrontation and a good yelling argument. But it's not good for me, so I'm trying to chill more and let things go. But holy fuck.... 1,2,3,4,5.... but there sure is a lot of stuff to be angry about right now.
Like the Yankees. I do hate them so. Please beat the fuck out of them today and I'd like to be starting these game threads for at least 5 or 6 times in a row
 

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My hate for Brett Gardner and Luke Voit is visceral. I see them, and I turn angry. I see them, and i instinctively want to punch them. I want to see them fail. Their joy makes me unhappy. I'm cool with Judge, and Didi, and a few others. But Gardner and Voit? I have a deep contempt for those guys that makes beating them at baseball paramount. WIN.
 

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Agree with all the hate. I'm starting to hate Aaron Hicks too, although I liked him when he played for the Twins. Interesting how becoming a MFY raises the hate quotient. Funny thing; I hate him enough that I can't consider Cory Booker as a viable candidate, because I think he looks like Hicks. (or Hicks looks like him- whatever.)
 

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I find Sanchez to be a pile of shit too. But Gardner is the ultimate fuckstick
Speaking of fucksticks:
Sanchez will be unavailable to annoy you this weekend due to a groin injury:

EDIT: I lose to Lose.
 

Sandy Leon Trotsky

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Speaking of fucksticks:
Sanchez will be unavailable to annoy you this weekend due to a groin injury:

EDIT: I lose to Lose.
I still hate him.
 

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Speaking of fucksticks:
Sanchez will be unavailable to annoy you this weekend due to a groin injury:

EDIT: I lose to Lose.
This is a bad thing for the Sox, as he has a ~300ops in July
 

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They did one of those mock games on MLB the show video game, they had the Yankees winning 5-0 with Tanaka pitching a shutout. Forget that, come out fast and put a hurting on the MFY.
 

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Speaking of fucksticks:
Sanchez will be unavailable to annoy you this weekend due to a groin injury:

EDIT: I lose to Lose.
everybody loses to Lose.
 

Sandy Leon Trotsky

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I got a bad feeling about Porcello and this Yankee lineup. Like phantom IL/skip his next start bad.
I don't start game threads thinking I'll be done after one start. Fuck you! Porcello is one of those guys that even when he's pitching poorly, can suddenly turn into an untouchable ace for a night. Shit.... the worst starting pitcher in MLB right now likely has an absolute dominant game in their past. Tonight we're gonna see that out of Ricky.
 

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I'm still fucking pissed about Aaron motherfucking Small. Seriously, how the fuck did that happen? He was sub-replacement level his entire career except 2005, when he puts up 2.7 bWAR. I know we've won a lot since then and I should get over it, but this was some serious bullshit. I see you there too, Shawn Chacon. Assholes.
 

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I don't know about you guys, but we're not out of July and this stupid "Savages" thing is already annoying the shit out of me. By October, I'm going to blow.
 

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A couple of wins this weekend would make the rest of the season more bearable, that's for sure. The Yankees are loaded for bear and seem to love beating up on the Sox. I'll be happy with a split.

Hard agree on Gardner and Voit.
 

Ale Xander

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Hopefully Porcello has a solid outing, so win or Lose, we can sell high on him between now and Wednesday.
 

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I don't know about you guys, but we're not out of July and this stupid "Savages" thing is already annoying the shit out of me. By October, I'm going to blow.
And yet I still find it less annoying than 'Thumbs Down' from last year. I hate this effin team. Destroy them.
 

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And yet I still find it less annoying than 'Thumbs Down' from last year. I hate this effin team. Destroy them.
I dunno, at least the thumbs down suggested some vague knowledge of Roman history. I don't even want to know what Boone thinks "savages" means.
 

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On the plus side, the MFY bullpen got a bit stretched out in Minnesota, and none of their starters made it out of the 4th inning. Really, if Porcello can pull something out of his ass, which he's done before, the circumstances will be favorable this weekend. The MFY rotation is about two more shitty starts away from forcing them into a panic-trade.
 

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I'm still fucking pissed about Aaron motherfucking Small. Seriously, how the fuck did that happen? He was sub-replacement level his entire career except 2005, when he puts up 2.7 bWAR. I know we've won a lot since then and I should get over it, but this was some serious bullshit. I see you there too, Shawn Chacon. Assholes.
This is hilarious. Four championships in this century. Not even a quarter of a century!
 

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I'm cool with Judge, and Didi, and a few others.
Jesus fuck, JTB, you know I love you, but fuck.

If I'm drinking and mellow, perhaps I have a momentary lapse where I have a stray thought about imagining if those guys played for another team and what I would feel about them. But then that fucking momentary temporary insanity passes, and is immediately replaced with sheer blinding hatred.

They are fucking repulsive. Every last motherfucking one of them. Every fucking Yankee. They are clean shaven disgusting baby hating puppy kicking loathsome disease ridden festering puss sores that try to pass for humans. These are bad people. Disgusting people. Until the ink is dry on their trades or contracts with another team and it is received in the MLB offices, I hate every last one of them. They can't wash that repulsive stink off even if they retire as Yankees, unless like 50 years goes by and even after that for most of them they can go fuck themselves.

This is not opinion. This is not debatable. What the fuck are you fucking thinking?

Oh, Judge played catch with a kid! Hooray. Great. And then he fucking went out with friends, heated up quarters with a bic lighter and threw them to the homeless, because that's how that fucker rolls. Didi -- such a scrapper, was really a great community guy in Arizona. Yup, he was. And then he fucked his legacy and now he hangs with assholes. Did you know that Didi's favorite month is August? Why? Because it's hurricane season. His favorite thing in the world is to stay up late and watch CNN storm coverage and root for people to lose their homes.

Fuck Didi. Fuck Judge. Fuck them all. They suck.
 

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Jesus fuck, JTB, you know I love you, but fuck.

If I'm drinking and mellow, perhaps I have a momentary lapse where I have a stray thought about imagining if those guys played for another team and what I would feel about them. But then that fucking momentary temporary insanity passes, and is immediately replaced with sheer blinding hatred.

They are fucking repulsive. Every last motherfucking one of them. Every fucking Yankee. They are clean shaven disgusting baby hating puppy kicking loathsome disease ridden festering puss sores that try to pass for humans. These are bad people. Disgusting people. Until the ink is dry on their trades or contracts with another team and it is received in the MLB offices, I hate every last one of them. They can't wash that repulsive stink off even if they retire as Yankees, unless like 50 years goes by and even after that for most of them they can go fuck themselves.

This is not opinion. This is not debatable. What the fuck are you fucking thinking?

Oh, Judge played catch with a kid! Hooray. Great. And then he fucking went out with friends, heated up quarters with a bic lighter and threw them to the homeless, because that's how that fucker rolls. Didi -- such a scrapper, was really a great community guy in Arizona. Yup, he was. And then he fucked his legacy and now he hangs with assholes. Did you know that Didi's favorite month is August? Why? Because it's hurricane season. His favorite thing in the world is to stay up late and watch CNN storm coverage and root for people to lose their homes.

Fuck Didi. Fuck Judge. Fuck them all. They suck.
I heartily approve this post! Since I'm trying to stay a little more chill as I get up closer to 50... I'm going to just vicariously live my true angry and hate filled self through fucking shit like this. Keep'm comin' Gleep-Glop!


EDIT- if you know what "keep'm comin' Gleep-Glop!" is from you win a virtual hug from new non-angry me.
 

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They did one of those mock games on MLB the show video game, they had the Yankees winning 5-0 with Tanaka pitching a shutout. Forget that, come out fast and put a hurting on the MFY.
No way Sox don’t score at least 3 against Tanaka. The problem is Porky’s hospitality serving homers.
 

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I heartily approve this post! Since I'm trying to stay a little more chill as I get up closer to 50... I'm going to just vicariously live my true angry and hate filled self through fucking shit like this. Keep'm comin' Gleep-Glop!


EDIT- if you know what "keep'm comin' Gleep-Glop!" is from you win a virtual hug from new non-angry me.
I think I tried that as I was approaching 50 but then when I got to the other side I found I was nothing but angry. It's good to let it out.
 

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I heartily approve this post! Since I'm trying to stay a little more chill as I get up closer to 50... I'm going to just vicariously live my true angry and hate filled self through fucking shit like this. Keep'm comin' Gleep-Glop!


EDIT- if you know what "keep'm comin' Gleep-Glop!" is from you win a virtual hug from new non-angry me.
X1000000000
 

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I'm mad and thats a fact.......slay these animals

 

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My hate for Brett Gardner and Luke Voit is visceral. I see them, and I turn angry. I see them, and i instinctively want to punch them. I want to see them fail. Their joy makes me unhappy. I'm cool with Judge, and Didi, and a few others. But Gardner and Voit? I have a deep contempt for those guys that makes beating them at baseball paramount. WIN.
I haven't sacrificed anyone to the God of Runs lately. Hopefully, it won't be necessary tonight. Has anyone seen my scythe?