6/6 - Finals G1 vs. DAL - Comeback Song

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Mark Morrison said:
So, I'm back up in the game
Running things to keep my swing
Letting all the people know
That I'm back to run the show
'Cause what you did you know was wrong
And all the nasty things you've done (Oh, oh, oh)
So baby listen carefully
While I sing my comeback song
Two Junes ago I was at the Borgata in Atlantic City for a work junket. I actually wore my Robert Parish jersey to dinner with the chairman of a Congressional committee I lobby frequently since it was a casual affair, and bolted down to one of the casino bars at tip-off. It was game six of the NBA Finals, and after that second half of the season and epic game 7 win over Miami, there was no way we were going down in six on the parquet, not even to the vaunted Warriors. But down we went--a 21 point run by the Warriors eliminated any residual confidence from a 14-2 opening run, and by the middle of the third quarter, whatever hope we held out for a comeback was gone. One of my best friends texted me, "Great Celtics season, [RSND]. They'll be back."

After a lackluster 2022-23 campaign that more or less ended on the first play of game 7 of the ECF, the Celtics are in Mark Marrison "Return of the Mack" mode--back to sing their comeback song. With this interminable layoff, we've seen all the takes, heard all the talking heads, and there isn't a whole lot left to discuss other than the fact that the Celtics are indeed back. Back with them is Kristaps Porziņģis, who is expected to play in game one. His minutes may be limited, and he may not even start (he'll probably start), but as good as Luka Dončić and Kyrie Irving are, the Celtics are the better team, especially with Porziņģis back on the court. These games will be difficult--it's rare to have easy finals in any sport. There will be frequent lead changes, we will almost certainly lose at least one game (maybe two or three), and there will be times when the game threads look like a flaming chemical spill. But in the end, the superiority of the Celtics team is what will drive this series and get us back to the Duck Boats.

I think a lot of what game one comes down to will be whether we can mitigate contributions from non-Dončić/Irving Mavs, and whether we can take advantage of Dallas' propensity to cede the three in order to protect the rim. Hit our threes, hit our free throws, and clamp down on kickouts, and we should hold serve at home.

I have an early AM flight to Boston tomorrow. I'm not flying up just to see them lose, and I fully expect to start the game two B game thread. LFG.

Injuries
BOS - Kristaps Porziņģis (GTD - calf)
DAL - Olivier-Maxence Prosper (GTD - ankle)

Logistics
8:30p EDT tip at the Garden. ABC/ESPN Radio/98.5 FM/SiriusXM 86 (Celtics), 212 (Mavericks), 80 (National).

WIN.
 
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Ale Xander

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THAT IS FANTASTIC!
Both above and below
 
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In 1986, the last time the Celtics played a team from Texas in the NBA Finals, the Texas team came in having knocked off the defending champs, behind two "unbeatable" stars, the vaunted "Twin Towers."

Meanwhile, the Celtics had just run thru the league with the NBA's best record, behind a team that was 8-men deep, but led by two all-time greats of their own at the forward positions.

That series ended 4-2 for the men in green. "Sweet Sixteen" they called it.
 

Ale Xander

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Some similarities of course

DJ-Jrue, defense first PG with a penchant for a key steal
Ainge-White pesky defender with a penchant for key threes
Bird-Tatum superstars
Parish or mchale take your pick-KP shot-blocking center with a finesse game as well as power, and looks funny sometimes moving on the court with his gangly frame with a great sense of humor
Al (the college great, best 6th man, aging)-Walton
Wedman-Hauser
Kite-Kornet
Sichting or Carlisle-PP
Thirdkill-Brissett
Vincent-Springer

KC Jones-Joe Sometimes fails to take timeouts, confident in team to fix itself

Don't know who Brown would be though
 

bigq

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I’m tired of watching YouTube videos of previous Celtics’ championships. Almost time to see one in real time. Discombobulate Dallas.
 

Al Zarilla

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Some similarities of course

DJ-Jrue, defense first PG with a penchant for a key steal
Ainge-White pesky defender with a penchant for key threes
Bird-Tatum superstars
Parish or mchale take your pick-KP shot-blocking center with a finesse game as well as power, and looks funny sometimes moving on the court with his gangly frame with a great sense of humor
Al (the college great, best 6th man, aging)-Walton
Wedman-Hauser
Kite-Kornet
Sichting or Carlisle-PP
Thirdkill-Brissett
Vincent-Springer

KC Jones-Joe Sometimes fails to take timeouts, confident in team to fix itself

Don't know who Brown would be though
The exception that proves the rule?

Good comps, and you showed your work.
 

Dr Strangeglove

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The Dallas Maverick logo appears to be a stylized horse or pony. Sayin’ so don’t make it so. A maverick is, by dictionary definition, an unbranded calf or yearling, i.e. of the bovine persuasion. Let’s turn these Moo Cows (thank you, Gregg Easterbrook) into burgers .
 

joe dokes

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Some similarities of course

DJ-Jrue, defense first PG with a penchant for a key steal
Ainge-White pesky defender with a penchant for key threes
Bird-Tatum superstars
Parish or mchale take your pick-KP shot-blocking center with a finesse game as well as power, and looks funny sometimes moving on the court with his gangly frame with a great sense of humor
Al (the college great, best 6th man, aging)-Walton
Wedman-Hauser
Kite-Kornet
Sichting or Carlisle-PP
Thirdkill-Brissett
Vincent-Springer

KC Jones-Joe Sometimes fails to take timeouts, confident in team to fix itself

Don't know who Brown would be though
Well done.
Though I read it way too fast and first thought that "White pesky" was describing Ainge.
 

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The Celtics are going to play one of their most complete games of the season tonight, KP is going to look spry, the offense is going to be humming, and they’re going to put the clamps on D and run Dallas off the floor. It’s going to be a repeat of Game 1 in the Miami or Cleveland series.

Is it 8:30 yet?
 

BigSoxFan

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This will hopefully be a tough series for Dallas. We all know how much Dallas struggles to defend against multiple shooters spread out across the perimeter.

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Boston Brawler

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I’m in Japan for two weeks (potentially the entire finals), and a 9:30 AM start here is going to be awesome compared to the 2:30 AM in Europe.
 

kfoss99

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During the 2022 Finals I was days away from having a stem cell transplant. I was taking medication that made me way too tired to watch more than the first quarter. I think I missed whole games.

Anyway, I'm healthy enough, now, to stay up for each game. I'm going to be selfish, win it for me!

I think Game 6, if needed, is the day before my very last immunotherapy treatment.
 

RedOctober3829

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Just do what you've been doing all year. Share the ball to get the best shot, play with pace and space, and turn defense into offense. Fuck all the outside noise. We're the better team and have been all year long. As Brady would say, fuck 'em all.