5/5/2023 Boston @ Philadelphia

[BornToRun]

Umpires will always find a way to suck. It’s almost impressive

 

[Salem's Lot]

It literally looked like the ump walked out from behind the plate to flip him off.

 

[rodderick]

Oh, fuck you blue.

 

[Salem's Lot]

This ump lol

 

[Beomoose]

If this ump were an ice cream flavor, hrd be pralines and shit

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Devers was trying to destroy everything.

 

[rodderick]

I mean, he would have called a fastball half a mile off the outside corner strike three anyway.

 

[E5 Yaz]

If this ump were an ice cream flavor, hrd be pralines and shit

Beware the perils of pralines

 

[Tim Naehrings Girl]

Doug Eddings is an absolute nightmare, Angel Hernandez junior.

 

[JOBU]

I mean he’s in the box at 8 seconds. What do you want him to do?

 

[CarolinaBeerGuy]

I mean he’s in the box at 8 seconds. What do you want him to do?

Make continuous eye contact apparently

 

[InsideTheParker]

Youk is being consistent. He was making the same point in ST.

 

[budcrew08]

Make continuous eye contact apparently

Has to be like Casas yesterday during the stoppage for Pop’s injury

 

[Beomoose]

The mittens stay ON during sex

 

[E5 Yaz]

The mittens stay ON during sex

For those of us who aren't watching the broadcast, this was a gem of a nonsequitor

 

[Moviegoer]

The mittens stay ON during sex

That's how you avoid hand shaped bruises on the ass.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

I mean, the Padres filed a complaint against this clown last season. Eddings has always been terrible but now he’s just spiteful.

 

[Beomoose]

For those of us who aren't watching the broadcast, this was a gem of a nonsequitor

I aim to please. With mittens.

 

[strek1]

JD - The new Just Doubles

 

[Mantush]

Guys I think Duran might be good

 

[Just a bit outside]

Duran is speedy.

 

[E5 Yaz]

I mean, the Padres filed a complaint against this clown last season. Eddings has always been terrible but now he’s just spiteful.

With any luck, MLB will program the first robot ump using Eddings as a guide

 

[Mantush]

Casas has this

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Damn. Still a run though.

 

[Beomoose]

Fucking CLOSE

 

[LogansDad]

Oh my god, he's snake bitten. That's two games in a row he's missed a dead center home run by just a couple feet.

 

[patinorange]

That's a good at bat.

 

[derekson]

Damn a sac fly is nice but you'd love to see one of those Casas shots go out

 

[strek1]

Just missed it

 

[LogansDad]

Fucking CLOSE

He's so damn close. I really think he's about to start crushing baseball very soon.

 

[rodderick]

Casas is hitting the ball a lot better than his stats indicate.

 

[Reggie's Racquet]

Get this next run in.

 

[Beomoose]

He's so damn close. I really think he's about to start crushing baseball very soon.

It's a game of millimeters in some ways and Casas is living proof

 

[LogansDad]

LOVE

 

[soxin6]

The one thing you can say is that the hitters are gritty and grind out ABs. Love the new hitting philosophy this season.

 

[TFisNEXT]

This team man…

 

[mr_smith02]

Get this next run in.

Your wish is their command.

 

[BornToRun]

Wong gets on and then Tapia smokes one.

 

[rodderick]

I think Valdez might be a guy. Impressive bat to ball skills. If he can be passable in the infield he's a very interesting piece.

 

[LogansDad]

Nasty two seam fastball from Realmuto there.

 

[Reggie's Racquet]

Now get this run in.

 

[Salem's Lot]

This Valdez kid is a good player.

 

[simplicio]

I'd have liked to see more of a lead from Valdez there, I think a throw on target has him.

 

[InsideTheParker]

Wong gets on and then Tapia smokes one.

Nope.

 

[staz]

Wong just missed that.

 

[Salem's Lot]

Half an inch away from a bomb.

 

[doctorogres]

I'm still confused about the violation call on Turner... what did he do wrong with 8 secs left on the clock?

 

[simplicio]

We may have lost the Connor battle, but we're still winning the war.

 

[Redkluzu]

Tapia floppia

 

[simplicio]

I'm still confused about the violation call on Turner... what did he do wrong with 8 secs left on the clock?

He made the fatal mistake of being a baseball player in the vicinity of Eddings.