5/23 @ Miami "Not today...?"

[kazuneko]

What were the odds going into the season that Caleb Martin was going to be the MVP of the Eastern Conference Finals...1 in a million?

 

[Van Everyman]

Somebody put an elbow into this a-hole's chest ffs.

This is a terrible, toxic post and I should report you.

And I agree completely.

 

[CoffeeNerdness]

This is going to be close late and Smart is going to get every second in the last 8 minutes over White.

Zero doubt.

 

[Cellar-Door]

3 straight layups with zero resistance. Tatum, Horford and then White defending.

the White one wasn't really his fault, he pushed him right into the help, then Grant ran away for some reason?

 

[Average Game James]

Can’t wait to watch Martin and Vincent shoot 24% from 3 in the finals…

 

[Auger34]

If anyone needs more proof that single game +/- is worthless, Brogdon is a +2. I would confidently say he’s been the Celtics worst player…by a goddamn mile

 

[Nick Kaufman]

offensive rebounds and not a huge turnover gap keeping it respectable so far...

Fuck respectable. They should rip their hearts out of their chests.

 

[slamminsammya]

caleb martin would be an extremely fun and exciting story if i were a heat fan. as the other team it is mind boggling. has this kind of transformation ever happened in the playoffs? the guy is out of his mind

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

They just have too many options. It's fucking crazy. They just have four guys on the floor every possession and if you take away one they always find the other.

Part of the reason that the guy who takes the shot looks open every time is that if he was closer guarded, they would find the other guy. It's fucking crazy. I'm not giving the Celtics a pass, but they are playing hard and these fuckers are just finding the weak spot every fucking time.

 

[JCizzle]

Why is Smart in? Whyyyyy

 

[OurF'ingCity]

If anyone needs more proof that single game +/- is worthless, Brogdon is a +2. I would confidently say he’s been the Celtics worst player…by a goddamn mile

Eh I dunno Smart’s been pretty bad. Brogdon at least has a bucket.

 

[JakeRae]

And here comes Smart for White. Jaylen for Brogdon.

Can't possibly try something else, right Joe.

Leave White in the game and put in Hauser.

White is still out there. He’s going to play 20 minutes this half to Smart’s 15 to Brogdon’s 11, which feels about right.

 

[heavyde050]

Missed two FTs - come on Jaylen - that is unacceptable.

 

[ifmanis5]

Jaylen has to be injured.

 

[OurF'ingCity]

Holy shit Brown

 

[Cellar-Door]

Eh I dunno Smart’s been pretty bad. Brogdon at least has a bucket.

and 3 assists, I think all for 3.

 

[CaptainLaddie]

Jaylen HAS to be hurt.

 

[CoffeeNerdness]

Death, taxes, and JB choking at the line.

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

Make a fucking free throw

 

[Ed Hillel]

Jaylen has to be injured.

You know when he did it, right?

We all know when he did it.

 

[Auger34]

The Heat look at the refs and complain after every foul….wasn’t the narrative last game that only the Celtics do that?

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Jaylen with two that had no chance on the release. Classic.

 

[McBride11]

They just have too many options. It's fucking crazy. They just have four guys on the floor every possession and if you take away one they always find the other.

Part of the reason that the guy who takes the shot looks open every time is that if he was closer guarded, they would find the other guy. It's fucking crazy. I'm not giving the Celtics a pass, but they are playing hard and these fuckers are just finding the weak spot every fucking time.

And they don’t miss

Jb is hurt or something. Sit him

 

[JakeRae]

Nice pass by Smart on the break there.

 

[soxin6]

Jaylen HAS to be hurt.

I'm sure he is, but he isn't a great FT shooter at the best of times.

 

[Ed Hillel]

There's little doubt Jaylen got hurt missing a dunk with 3 minutes left in a 30 point blowout.

 

[soxin6]

Bench Smart

 

[Dr. Gonzo]

Was someone on the announcing crew clapping on that Heat pass and dunk?

 

[Ale Xander]

Bench Brown
Bench Smart
Bench Brogdon

 

[NJ_Sox_Fan]

They’re horrible

 

[CreedBratton]

Can’t lose the Jimmy minutes. Just can’t.

 

[ifmanis5]

Vincent did the Chris Paul and he got the call.

 

[JakeRae]

They just have too many options. It's fucking crazy. They just have four guys on the floor every possession and if you take away one they always find the other.

Part of the reason that the guy who takes the shot looks open every time is that if he was closer guarded, they would find the other guy. It's fucking crazy. I'm not giving the Celtics a pass, but they are playing hard and these fuckers are just finding the weak spot every fucking time.

Any team looks like it has a ton of options when their 33% and 35% shooters are instead shooting 50%.

 

[JCizzle]

If Joe is scared of Marcus, he shouldn't be a coach.

 

[Auger34]

Wait, I thought Lowry had a serious injury and couldn’t walk?

 

[Deathofthebambino]

Use the timeout now Joe.

Shut this awful crowd up.

 

[Ale Xander]

So dumb

 

[CaptainLaddie]

Lol Gabe Vincent is getting Steph Curry calls

 

[soxin6]

Wait, I thought Lowry had a serious injury and couldn’t walk?

He found the Fountain of Youth to heal him

 

[Mooch]

Brown is worthless right now. Like below replacement level.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Lowry was looking for that steal the whole way down the floor and it was clear that he was going to take it away.

 

[128]

It's as if several Celtics are competing to see which one can perform worst in this series.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

It’s the end of a quarter so you know what that means, dumb basketball time.

 

[Devizier]

Gabe Vincent teaching Jaylen how to shoot free throws

 

[Dr. Gonzo]

Jaylen is dogshit

 

[JCizzle]

12 fouls to 6 lol

 

[soxin6]

Brown is worthless right now. Like below replacement level.

Making him far better than Smart tonight

 

[bosockboy]

Brown is absolutely brain dead.

 

[Auger34]

Gabe Vincent getting superstar calls. What the fuck am I even watching

 

[Helmet Head]

So many layups with no resistance. Disgusting display of defense. Don’t really the Celtics getting to many of those