5/23 Angels

[Lose Remerswaal]

The offense is colder than a senior's feet in January.

Hey!

 

[Al Zarilla]

Adam Duvall, come on down. What is his timetable to return?

 

[Moviegoer]

The offense is colder than Shiv is to Tom.

 

[Doc Zero]

Adam Duvall, come on down. What is his timetable to return?

Like, early July at best, I think?

 

[teddywingman]

Offense is colder than a grave digger's ass.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

The offense is so cold I saw lawyers with their hands in their own pockets.

 

[Doc Zero]

God I know it’s probably not this bad on regular cable but when streaming on the NESN 360 app every other commercial is for this backyard paving company called Cambridge Armortec and I’m seriously going to lose my mind

 

[Al Zarilla]

Like, early July at best, I think?

I heard he was ahead of "schedule" but I don't know by how much or what the schedule was.

 

[Doc Zero]

I heard he was ahead of "schedule" but I don't know by how much or what the schedule was.

Inshallah

 

[derekson]

God I know it’s probably not this bad on regular cable but when streaming on the NESN 360 app every other commercial is for this backyard paving company called Cambridge Armortec and I’m seriously going to lose my mind

Yeah I was saying this last night.

 

[Moviegoer]

Offense is deader than a Russian opposition leader.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

I can see myself in that backyard

 

[Doc Zero]

I can see myself in that backyard

 

[trekfan55]

Bad BABIP luck for Devers.

 

[derekson]

Moniak looks like a good glove too.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

E5 needs to donate his viagra to get the Sox bats going

 

[Al Zarilla]

Duran has gone colder than (what you got). Therefore, eagerness over Duvall.

 

[Doc Zero]

do you think anyone up until now has ever typed or said the words “BABIP Viagra sacrifice” ?

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Casa can't hit.

 

[teddywingman]

This offense is colder than the Shackleton Expedition.

 

[Rovin Romine]

The offense is so cold I saw lawyers with their hands in their own pockets.

I'd do the slow clap, but I only have the one free hand.

 

[patinorange]

Casa can't hit.

He needs to go down and work on his hitting.

 

[JOBU]

Offense is colder than a Penguins Pecker

 

[Al Zarilla]

Offense is colder than a Penguins Pecker

That's it; you killed the thread.

 

[teddywingman]

Get this kid some fucking runs!

 

[derekson]

He needs to go down and work on his hitting.

If he keeps playing like this I wouldn't mind Duvall at 1B for a bit.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Need help with your bats? Your BABIP viagra sacrifice will help.

I mean, cool meme and all, but is it really "facts vs feelings" when, as in this case, the "facts" are completely hypothetical and directly contrary to what Mookie himself has actually said? But then again maybe I'm just not appealing to logic here, let me go find another meme...

 

[absintheofmalaise]

That's it; you killed the thread.

He should have stuck to sacrificing chickens.

 

[teddywingman]

This offense is colder than Ted Williams' head.

 

[Moviegoer]

This offense is deader than the Oakland Athletics.

 

[Lose Remerswaal]

Fireworks are fun to see, I guess

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

So many homers allowed by this staff. Wtf

 

[patinorange]

It's just a question of how far back will they be when Story and Duval return. The starting pitching (minus Kluber) seems pretty good. Hernandez, Wong, Casas are killing them. And Duran is coming back to earth.

Two runs, insurmountable.

 

[Al Zarilla]

Fake rockpile out there is as goofy as that carny like thing the Marlins used to have in CF.

 

[Lose Remerswaal]

Stirring in the bullpen

 

[JOBU]

Damn I just saw the blue jays dropped 20 on the rays today

 

[Rovin Romine]

So many homers allowed by this staff. Wtf

What is the common denominator?

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

So many homers allowed by this staff. Wtf

Only the A’s rotation has given up more HR, and the Sox are making it close.

 

[Bergs]

That was cute by Duran.

 

[pokey_reese]

Is Duran's arm worse than I thought, or was that just a weird play?

 

[Bergs]

Fuck you, blue.

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

Only the A’s rotation has given up more HR, and the Sox are making it close.

Is it just a fluke? It’s hard to figure out

 

[soxhop411]

Can we score some damn nuns please?
They have only scored once in their last 19 innings

 

[JOBU]

Can we score some damn nuns please?
They have only scored once in their last 19 innings

Actually seems like it’s less than that. Runs, not innings

 

[derekson]

Fake rockpile out there is as goofy as that carny like thing the Marlins used to have in CF.

The Marlins' sculpture was at least entertainingly tacky.

 

[patinorange]

Is Duran's arm worse than I thought, or was that just a weird play?

However bad you think it is, its' worse.

 

[Lose Remerswaal]

Can we score some damn nuns please?
They have only scored once in their last 19 innings

23 innings. I have been at all of them

 

[JOBU]

23 innings. I have been at all of them

This is your fault. Switch seats

 

[simplicio]

This offense is colder than Jack Nicholson in a hedge maze.

 

[CarolinaBeerGuy]

Raffy and BABIP are not friends.