4/8, Let's go to Minnesota!

RedOctober3829

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Jed Zeppelin

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Nothing like discovering glue traps behind the hot water heater in a near impossible to reach corner that have been there for god knows how long. Thanks a fuckton landlord for the pleasure of discarding them myself without the benefit of one of those grabbers. I mean, shit, do you think it's a good idea for fucking corpses to be rotting away back there? Jesus.
 

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And my girlfriend is the James Reimer of dealing with gross things, so this needs to get done.
 

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Alright, I'm looking at at least two pretty old corpses on a single trap. One is a skeleton and the other is getting there. Can't see around the tank to get a look at the whole thing but there's definitely room for more. I've got a makeshift mask on so as not to inhale plague-riddled feces, but im short on heavy duty or disposable gloves. Considering how painfully these things died I'm sure they would just love to infect me as their final act before disposal.
 

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1) Place your hand inside a plastic bag
2) Trough the bag, grab the glue trap
3) Invert the bag, tie closed, and toss
 
Then, later when your girlfriend wants to thank you for being manly
1) Cut a hole in a box
2) Put your junk in that box
3) Make her open the box. 
 

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AMcGhie said:
1) Place your hand inside a plastic bag
2) Trough the bag, grab the glue trap
3) Invert the bag, tie closed, and toss
 
Then, later when your girlfriend wants to thank you for being manly
1) Cut a hole in a box
2) Put your junk in that box
3) Make her open the box. 
 
Had to sort of maneuver the trap around the tank with a shovel to get it in arm's reach first. Then I chose to double bag it. Who knows where that glue trap has been.
 

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No Krejci for warmups. They going to dress 7 d-men?
 
https://twitter.com/AmalieBenjamin/status/453677586665586688
 

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Happy for Reilly, he's been working hard since the drought started, nice for him to break through.
 

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That's the Bruins 5th 20 goal scorer this year, with an outside shot for 6 (Krejci).
 

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Jed Zeppelin said:
Just found out my office is moving to Stamford, wtf. Killer commute. Goddamn bigwigs.
This must be a metaphor for the Whalers.
 

The Napkin

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Poor Dougie is never going to see the end of his tongue sticking out during that interview. gifs and screen grabs are going to be all over the place
 

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I think Dougie was about to cry during that interview with Jamie.  Though in his defense that would be my only reaction if she ever spoke to me.
 

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I just found out I'm in the running for a promotion. What a rollercoaster today has been.
 

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Apparently, you can high stick somebody on their knees.
 
I actually looked up the rule, it was a bad call. Contact needs to be made above the height of the opponent's shoulders, which I assume refers to shoulder height when that person is standing up. Also, Loui seemed to be in the act of shooting, or at least trying to get the puck
 
 
60.1 High-sticking - A “high stick” is one which is carried above the height of the opponent’s shoulders. Players and goalkeepers must be in control and responsible for their stick. However, a player is permitted accidental contact on an opponent if the act is committed as a normal windup or follow through of a shooting motion. A wild swing at a bouncing puck would not be considered a normal windup or follow through and any contact to an opponent above the height of the shoulders shall be penalized accordingly.