3/26 @ 7:00 EST: Boston at Florida

[The Mort Report]

NESN....

 

[The Napkin]

It's impressive how often nesn sucks

 

[The Mort Report]

This is the kind of game I hope Maroon is good to go for the playoffs

 

[barclay]

Frederic has scored ONE goal since Feb 22. Time to step up, kid.

 

[MiracleOfO2704]

Was Bergeron this team’s whole hockey IQ?

 

[Murby]

What a shift. Boom. Pasta!

 

[Jordu]

Fuck yes!

 

[The Mort Report]

PASTA! Cool NESN glitched out on the actual goal though!

 

[JCizzle]

Did Jack realize they scored? Haha

 

[durandal1707]

CHUCK TO PASTA

 

[barclay]

Some of the Bs CAME TO PLAY

I know what THE MORT REPORT is about to text. DON"T DO IT!

 

[MiracleOfO2704]

Nice, now don't give it back these last 2 minutes

 

[The Mort Report]

Some of the Bs CAME TO PLAY

I know what THE MORT REPORT is about to text. DON"T DO IT!

LOL no way never again

 

[The Napkin]

Frederic has scored ONE goal since Feb 22. Time to step up, kid.

Now do Marchand

 

[barclay]

Now do Marchand

I have to say. You DO have a point. Will Marchy also have one at the end of the game? Does he take his martini's shaken but not stirred?

 

[durandal1707]

Sitting at 37% xGF for the game. Would be nice to see some sustained possession in the 3rd.

 

[durandal1707]

Panthers are so good at checking they're taking each other out.

 

[Myt1]

Marchand shouldn’t need to take that fight. Ugh.

This team is soft as shit. No one else is going to do it.

Cue the legions of strawman apologists claiming for the fifth or sixth year in a row that a team couldn’t possibly have players that can play both heavy and skilled, because of course everyone who points out the Bruins get physically dominated by tougher teams just wants a goon.

 

[durandal1707]

Good possession, but need to find the inside of the ice more.

 

[durandal1707]

Feel like Coyle made a bad decision there

Edit: Brick thinks so to

 

[The Napkin]

Nice shot Coyle

 

[RSN Diaspora]

I hate that stupid canned panther sound.

 

[barclay]

Now do Marchand

Unfortunately, in Florida Marchand is pronounced Verhaeghe

 

[shawnrbu]

Get the power play cranking.

 

[Jordu]

McAvoy sells another one.

 

[The Mort Report]

This team is soft as shit. No one else is going to do it.

Cue the legions of strawman apologists claiming for the fifth or sixth year in a row that a team couldn’t possibly have players that can play both heavy and skilled, because of course everyone who points out the Bruins get physically dominated by tougher teams just wants a goon.

In fairness they added Hathaway last year and obviously didn't help. That being said I still hope Maroon will be healthy for the playoffs

edit: to add, I was thinking early in the game it'd be nice to have a star like Tkachuk who plays with an edge

 

[durandal1707]

McAvoy sells another one.

How this league works now unfortunately.

 

[Salem's Lot]

This team is soft as shit. No one else is going to do it.

Cue the legions of strawman apologists claiming for the fifth or sixth year in a row that a team couldn’t possibly have players that can play both heavy and skilled, because of course everyone who points out the Bruins get physically dominated by tougher teams just wants a goon.

Literally first guy I’d move in the offseason is Carlo. I’m done waiting for him to actually use his size.

 

[durandal1707]

Aaaaaaaaand made up pretty quickly

 

[RSN Diaspora]

Oh, ffs

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Marchand tax is high.

 

[Murby]

Weak call. Wow.

 

[Salem's Lot]

Now Marchand goes for being Marchand.

 

[durandal1707]

Where has this been Monty?

 

[shawnrbu]

What does the NHL have against this team?

 

[MiracleOfO2704]

Now Marchand goes for being Marchand.

Worse, Marchand goes for being on the ice after Maurice scared the stripes.

 

[Bergs]

Holy shit. What a fucking joke.

 

[Salem's Lot]

This team is soft as shit. No one else is going to do it.

Cue the legions of strawman apologists claiming for the fifth or sixth year in a row that a team couldn’t possibly have players that can play both heavy and skilled, because of course everyone who points out the Bruins get physically dominated by tougher teams just wants a goon.

Too many nice guys in the room. Need a couple of fucking assholes.

 

[barclay]

It's really hard to take this league seriously.

 

[patinorange]

That's a horrible call. A Brad special.

 

[Myt1]

In fairness they added Hathaway last year and obviously didn't help. That being said I still hope Maroon will be healthy for the playoffs

edit: to add, I was thinking early in the game it'd be nice to have a star like Tkachuk who plays with an edge

That’s one guy, though. Its a bigger deal that their 6’6 defenseman is playing the puck like a hand grenade in the face of a forecheck again, while their 5’9 defenseman is playing his height but his legs suddenly turned 60 years old.

 

[Salem's Lot]

That’s one guy, though. Its a bigger deal that their 6’6 defenseman is playing the puck like a hand grenade in the face of a forecheck again, while their 5’9 defenseman is playing his height but his legs suddenly turned 60 years old.

Honestly Lindholm and Carlo are a problem. Can really only have one of them and Carlo has an easier contract to trade.

 

[The Napkin]

What a great rule

 

[Bergs]

What does the NHL have against this team?

Marchand licked a guy, and Boston is an OG6 team not from Canada. That's all it takes.

 

[Bergs]

This is the stupidest fucking rule in sports.

 

[Salem's Lot]

In fairness they added Hathaway last year and obviously didn't help. That being said I still hope Maroon will be healthy for the playoffs

edit: to add, I was thinking early in the game it'd be nice to have a star like Tkachuk who plays with an edge

A tough role player or two ain’t going to do it. It has to be part of your leadership group.

 

[Myt1]

What a great rule

The slow motion look on his face was fucking priceless.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

FUCK YEAH!

 

[Jordu]

Yeah yeah yeah!

 

[Murby]

Freddy!!!