2nd Annual Shaq Thompson All-Stars (Worst Underpaid Baseball Players in the Country)

[Darnell's Son]

Cuz wrote two minor league reports on this Friday, and this one features the very worst that the minor leagues have to offer.If you enjoy statistical train wrecks, then this is the spot for you.

...an ERA of 5.94, a WHIP of 1.718, 13 wild pitches – the tall righty leads the minors in precisely none of those categories. However, as a hitter against Briceno, you may want to test your reflexes: he has plunked a minor league-high 18 batters this season, thrice drilling three in a game

 

[soxfan121]

The hate @Cuzittt has for Deven Marrerro has been palpable all season long. As a long time reader of the daily threads, I dunno that there's ever been a guy who annoyed him more.

Thus, I will be rooting for Deven's release this offseason, if only to make Cuz happy.

Thanks for what you do, every damn day, Cuz. I appreciate it, and have for going on 15 years. You rock.

 

[Snodgrass'Muff]

On the flip side, angry Cuz is entertaining as hell. Might be fun to see another season of Marrero-inspired angst.

Edit: For example, this might be my favorite article he's written to date - http://sonsofsamhorn.com/baseball/majorleaguebaseball/al-east/boston-red-sox/john-farrell-and-the-inexplicable-decision-not-to-argue/