2023 ST Game Thread

[InsideTheParker]

Tyler D. is not making the big team. Palka homer scores 2

 

[jmcc5400]

It is completely irrational how much I don't want this meaningless unbeaten streak snapped by the MFY.

 

[InsideTheParker]

It is completely irrational how much I don't want this meaningless unbeaten streak snapped by the MFY.

Not irrational. Totally normal.

 

[joe dokes]

A Crook-ed number!!!
3R HR for Narciso.
8-3 Sox.

 

[JM3]

Red Sox: We're going to put out the worst lineup possible so we can shrug if we lose & lol at you if we win.

Yankees: Hold our Danish.

 

[Sprowl]

Danish's ineptitude is more tolerable when he's wearing pinstripes.

 

[Rovin Romine]

"Tyler Danish! Tyler Danish! Tyler Danish!!"

 

[InsideTheParker]

8-3 Boston. (Crook homer)

 

[InsideTheParker]

Danish's ineptitude is more tolerable when he's wearing pinstripes.

Howdy, Sprowl! I was just thinking about your garden the other day as I looked first at my seed catalog and then the meadow deep in snow.

 

[strek1]

Beat em any way you can. By hook or by Crook!

 

[strek1]

Howdy, Sprowl! I was just thinking about your garden the other day as I looked first at my seed catalog and then the meadow deep in snow.

What? Garden's grow in the frozen north? (LOL)

 

[joe dokes]

There's something melancholy (in a baseball kind of way) when a sort-of veteran who has gotten worse with each step up the pro ladder and is trying to get a job, gets crushed by a series of minor leaguers in March. That has to suck.

 

[InsideTheParker]

There's something melancholy (in a baseball kind of way) when a sort-of veteran who has gotten worse with each step up the pro ladder and is trying to get a job, gets crushed by a series of minor leaguers.

I thought that too.

 

[strek1]

Danish 0.1 6 6 6 0 0 3 94.50

 

[The Gray Eagle]

Jackass Yankee announcer: "How would Nomar or David Ortiz have handled the pitch clock with all the time they wasted?"
No mention of St. Jeter calling time out after every single pitch of his career though, of course.

 

[CarolinaBeerGuy]

Danish 0.1 6 6 6 0 0 3 94.50

The Devil’s Danish!

 

[joe dokes]

Z.Kelly with 2 solid innings.

 

[FullaPoloni]

And now Paulino goes deep

 

[JM3]

https://soxprospects.com/players/paulino-eddinson.htm

 

[joe dokes]

5'10" 155 Eddinson Paulino with another HR. (off a guy -- Demarcus Evans -- pictured with a Ranger hat).

 

[caminante11]

Thanks Chaim for getting rid of Danish

 

[budcrew08]

I know it’s spring training and more than half these guys will be nowhere near the big league club, but it is pretty nice to see that zero in the loss column.

 

[joe dokes]

I know it’s spring training and more than half these guys will be nowhere near the big league club, but it is pretty nice to see that zero in the loss column.

It may not say much about the success of the big league club in 2023, but the extra guys beating the other teams' extra guys *might* say something about the future.

 

[Sprowl]

Howdy, Sprowl! I was just thinking about your garden the other day as I looked first at my seed catalog and then the meadow deep in snow.

We've had 41" of rain since Jan 25, so the garden is a little bit soggy. It couldn't be greener.

 

[joe dokes]

Danish 0.1 6 6 6 0 0 3 94.50

That's just today.
He also had a 1IP 2R game

 

[strek1]

We've had 41" of rain since Jan 25, so the garden is a little bit soggy. It couldn't be greener.

What a year so far! ALL rain?

 

[strek1]

11-3! What's in the water down there?

 

[JM3]

https://www.soxprospects.com/players/sikes-phillip.htm

 

[Rovin Romine]

Who are these guys?

 

[Rovin Romine]

We've had 41" of rain since Jan 25, so the garden is a little bit soggy. It couldn't be greener.

When did you move to CA?

 

[Ferm Sheller]

Know this was a while ago, but I just came across it:

View: https://twitter.com/RedSoxPlayerDev/status/1633924084525309953?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Eembeddedtimeline%7Ctwterm%5Escreen-name%2Fslug%3AMikeAndrewsSP%2Fsoxprospects-staff%7Ctwcon%5Es1

 

[Sprowl]

What a year so far! ALL rain?

There's a little snow on Mauna Kea and Mauna Loa, but nothing on Maui that I can see.

 

[Ferm Sheller]

This, too:

View: https://twitter.com/BarnHasSpoken2/status/1633916188060270594?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Eembeddedtimeline%7Ctwterm%5Escreen-name%2Fslug%3AMikeAndrewsSP%2Fsoxprospects-staff%7Ctwcon%5Es1

 

[joe dokes]

Know this was a while ago, but I just came across it:

View: https://twitter.com/RedSoxPlayerDev/status/1633924084525309953?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Eembeddedtimeline%7Ctwterm%5Escreen-name%2Fslug%3AMikeAndrewsSP%2Fsoxprospects-staff%7Ctwcon%5Es1

I could listen to M. Kay calling Sox HRs all day.

 

[joe dokes]

This game shall end neither as 11-3 Nor with Gudino throwing 2 scoreless inings.

 

[caminante11]

Gudino just throwing strikes with the big lead.

Spring training undefeated water!

 

[simplicio]

I was just alerted to the fact that a) we remain invincible b) with a bunch of milb kids even but also c) Danish is apparently a MFY now and d) I like him way more that way.

What a spring! Baseball is fun!

 

[S. H. Frog]

Oops. Missed the whole game. Looks like it was a good one, too.

 

[strek1]

There's a little snow on Mauna Kea and Mauna Loa, but nothing on Maui that I can see.

Why did I think you were in Canada?

 

[brandonchristensen]

9-0 - goddam.

 

[caminante11]

A Crook-ed number!!!
3R HR for Narciso.
8-3 Sox.

Crook is trying to steal a spot in the opening day roster.

 

[Sprowl]

Why did I think you were in Canada?

I lived in BC until 2018, which seems like rather a long time ago now.

 

[Ferm Sheller]

Crook is trying to steal a spot in the opening day roster.

Keith Law tends to think that he shouldn't try it.

 

[strek1]

I lived in BC until 2018, which seems like rather a long time ago now.

OK , I'm not totally going crazy. Just WAY behind the times. Wow, that's quite a change of scenery! Have you gotten together with mauidano?

 

[nvalvo]

Crook is trying to steal a spot in the opening day roster.

I thought I saw Crook play in Wrigley last year, but then I saw that he only played four games with the big club and spent most of the season in Iowa, so I began to doubt my memory. Then I saw that three of those four were against Boston, and I realized that yes, I did actually see him pinch hit in the bottom of the eleventh inning of a Sox victory and strike out.

 

[Ale Xander]

How come Lurch didn't play in the WBC?

Mars doesn't have a team

 

[Remagellan]

The game time was 2:47 minutes. That's usually a 3-2 game between these two teams, certainly not a 22 hit 11-7 game.

 

[trekfan55]

The game time was 2:47 minutes. That's usually a 3-2 game between these two teams, certainly not a 22 hit 11-7 game.

Ernesto Jerez on the ESPN Spanish side always says that a Yenkees Red Sox game is "more than 3 hours or your money back". So we´ll see how that goes.

 

[Ale Xander]

Red Sox lineup v. Taranna

2B Arroyo
1B Casas
CF Duvall
RF Tapia
LF Lfsnyder
DH Dalbec
C C. Hamilton
3B Ron Zacapa Straight From the Cask Special Edition
SS Koss

P Klubot

 

[Mugsy's Jock]

Red Sox lineup v. Taranna

2B Arroyo
1B Casas
CF Duvall
RF Tapia
LF Lfsnyder
DH Dalbec
C C. Hamilton
3B Ron Zacapa Straight From the Cask Special Edition
SS Koss

P Klubot

Thought Frank Tanana's kid was toeing the bump there for a second. After all, the Blue Jays' main scouting resource seems to be checking in on former major leaguers' children.