2022 Season Opener-Patriots at Dolphins

[Shelterdog]

I wonder how the Krafts are going to react to the media shit storm that happens when this team starts 0-4.

Hopefully not at all. A bad four game stretch shouldn’t affect your view of your program. The bigger question is whether they are happy with the overall direction of the program (BBS kids beingni. The staff, lack of experienced offensive coaches, the number of assistants who left for Vegas, the shoddy drafts particularly late 20 tens, etc)

 

[Salem's Lot]

To be fair, that ended up alright.

That team had talent. And guys that knew how to coach offense.

 

[greek_gawd_of_walks]

The pick on the opening drive, the missed pick on the final drive. You make (or don't make) one, it's a different game.

But you didn't. And now this is in a position where he doesn't need to expose the ball. You fucked up early and often.

 

[soxhop411]

Black Smoke, Patriots haven't found a playcaller yet.

There some people who are going to return to their cars after the game and find them burnt to a crisp
View: https://twitter.com/byajperez/status/1569020338125537282?s=46&t=xIBMalIDVqtZy1qYI_nZlg

 

[E5 Yaz]

You know I almost made that joke. Just think of how many core special teamers that we can draft!

It was either that, or I was going to ask whether we can trust them to make the right pick

 

[ragnarok725]

I don't think the score is reflective of the balance of play. They're being outplayed slightly plus the normal In a Miami cosmic fuckery.

 

[Salem's Lot]

Only thing this thread is missing right now is a flyby from sodenj

It’s probably not as fun for trolls like him when we all agree that the team sucks?

 

[Section15Box113]

The defense gave up one bad play.

This.

And the offense blew a blitz pickup.

Plus had a pass picked off in the end zone while the receiver was being held.

While Miami gets the kickoff to start the half, I’m not even close to burying this team.

 

[johnmd20]

Only thing this thread is missing right now is a flyby from sodenj

It's coming. You can rest assured on that.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

It's coming. You can rest assured on that.

Late third q at the earliest.

 

[Dollar]

Yikes.
View: https://twitter.com/MikeReiss/status/1569029724260937729

From @ESPNStatsInfo: This is the 2nd-largest deficit the Patriots have faced in a season opener under Bill Belichick (lost 31-0 to Bills in 2003).

I'm looking forward to the Justin Bethel sack and celebration, followed by... is Tom Jackson still around?

 

[Shelterdog]

Late third q at the earliest.

The man things Flores and Jon Martin deserved it and loves Tyreke Hill. Who gives a duck what he says

 

[Ale Xander]

Yikes.
View: https://twitter.com/MikeReiss/status/1569029724260937729

From @ESPNStatsInfo: This is the 2nd-largest deficit the Patriots have faced in a season opener under Bill Belichick (lost 31-0 to Bills in 2003).
View: https://twitter.com/ezlazar/status/1569029148101705729

The #Patriots offense in the first half: 0 points, two turnovers (fumble six), -0.42 EPA per play on all downs, -0.71 EPA per play on early downs. Rough start.

F yes!

That season ended just fine

 

[ShaneTrot]

Watch Miami score a TD to start the second half. What are the in game odds?

 

[shawnrbu]

“If not for the turnovers, would only be behind 3.”

He sounds so bad these days.

 

[Section15Box113]

Phillips questionable (rib)

 

[Section15Box113]

Dugger!

 

[Harry Hooper]

Dugger makes the tackle and pulls a hammy?

 

[JOBU]

Nice open field tackle there

 

[Investor 11]

Think it was a knee to the nuts

 

[Brohamer of the Gods]

Duggar hurt. Fantastic

 

[JerBear]

Looks like Dugger took a knee to the groin.

 

[IdiotKicker]

What the fuck? I don’t even know what he could hurt there.

 

[Salem's Lot]

Now Duggar is hurt. This just keeps getting better.

 

[Section15Box113]

Too bad Bledsoe is inactive?

 

[JOBU]

“If not for the turnovers, would only be behind 3.”

He sounds so bad these days.

Something I would expect Rex Ryan to say

 

[Tim Salmon]

What the fuck? I don’t even know what he could hurt there.

Twig and berries

 

[johnmd20]

Right in the nuts.

 

[Kliq]

Tyreek hurts every person he touches.

 

[JokersWildJIMED]

“If not for the turnovers, would only be behind 3.”

He sounds so bad these days.

What an embarrassing comment

 

[Nator]

Looks like he took a knee right in his gentleman's area.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Two of our four good defensive players hurt.

 

[azsoxpatsfan]

Pretty sure he just got hit in the balls

 

[RorschachsMask]

Right in the little Dugger’s.

 

[aksoxfan]

Duggar hurt. Fantastic

at least he put a good hit on hill

 

[Groovenstein]

Tyreek hurts every person he touches.

Yeah but this time it’s weird because they’re not usually his own size.

 

[TSC]

Yea. That was a dick shot.

 

[fenwaypaul]

What the fuck? I don’t even know what he could hurt there.

Maybe Hill shivved him on the way down.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Dugger is a stud.

Makes sense he'll probably hit the IR after this.

 

[MuppetAsteriskTalk]

Why can't we get players like that?

 

[dirtynine]

Should be enjoyable watching this thread devolve into SoSH on SoSH violence as the game gets worse.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

The negative plays are so bad.

You ain't even bool$h!tting, Jed Zep.

 

[Section15Box113]

Bethel.

That’s a kick in the nuts.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

One team looks better than the other. This is a real bummer.

 

[DeadlySplitter]

Suddenly a 60 yard punt. Sure.

 

[Dollar]

I'm looking forward to the Justin Bethel sack and celebration, followed by... is Tom Jackson still around?

Okay close enough.

 

[brandonchristensen]

One team looks better than the other. This is a real bummer.

Most of the mistakes seem to be mental for the Pats. Some stuff like Hill beating out defenders is one thing...but a lot of just dumb plays.

 

[CaptainLaddie]

Not going to bury them for looking bad in Belichick’s personal hell of Miami but yeah not much to be happy about here.

I’m probably exaggerating.

 

[The Mort Report]

I'm a huge hoodie guy but I can't trust a man who wears one in 100 degree weather

 

[Section15Box113]

Good blitz pickup there by Harris.