2022 Season Opener-Patriots at Dolphins
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I’m not stoked on “penile fracture” as a possible side effect. Probably taking a pass on Xiaflex even if my tallywacker looks like a question mark.
The offense, maybe Bill can get it to average. The defense is as bad as it was last year. A good team will shred them. As will this average Miami team.
FWIW I thought going for it on 4th was smart. Pats would’ve either knelled or hucked up a Hail Mary had the Phins not converted.
Got it. I thought BB called time out right after the play to get one more chance, and then the injury was noticed.
Who gives a crap? I hope he goes 0 - 17 so I can stop hearing about him.
We’ll see. They gave up a lot of 3rd down conversions which I think is a bad sign.
For sure, there’s a risk the other team can get into FG range, but with the time and lack of Pats TO there’s a greater chance either you get into FG range or nobody gets a scoring chance.
Seriously. Tua isn’t exactly Peyton Manning over there. This is a mediocre to decent offense that they’re giving up a bunch of plays too.
Not going to bury them for looking bad in Belichick’s personal hell of Miami but yeah not much to be happy about here.
Lance, Fields, Wilson, Mac. Even Trevor. Definitely not crushing it.
Davis Mills seems like the best of all of them so far.
Jonnu Smith off to a better start than last season, at least.
0 catches on 1 target, but that's an improvement.
0 catches on 1 target, but that's an improvement.
I wonder how the Krafts are going to react to the media shit storm that happens when this team starts 0-4.
People who rooted for the best Boston player of all time for 20 years might still have an attachment to him. Your perspective is weirder.
Down the stretch last year, the offense had major trouble scoring points against decent teams. They often put up numbers in the second half when down big but I don’t see this is anything new. It’s a meh collection of talent across the field.
Well let’s hope that they flush out judge and Patricia and get someone else to pick the groceries.
I was thinking, "They're probably are going fucking score here." And they did.
It's only week 1, it's only week 1, it's only week 1...
It's only week 1, it's only week 1, it's only week 1...
I guess it just sucks to realize that the owners backed the wrong horse.
Yikes.
View: https://twitter.com/MikeReiss/status/1569029724260937729
From @ESPNStatsInfo: This is the 2nd-largest deficit the Patriots have faced in a season opener under Bill Belichick (lost 31-0 to Bills in 2003).
View: https://twitter.com/ezlazar/status/1569029148101705729
The #Patriots offense in the first half: 0 points, two turnovers (fumble six), -0.42 EPA per play on all downs, -0.71 EPA per play on early downs. Rough start.
View: https://twitter.com/MikeReiss/status/1569029724260937729
From @ESPNStatsInfo: This is the 2nd-largest deficit the Patriots have faced in a season opener under Bill Belichick (lost 31-0 to Bills in 2003).
View: https://twitter.com/ezlazar/status/1569029148101705729
The #Patriots offense in the first half: 0 points, two turnovers (fumble six), -0.42 EPA per play on all downs, -0.71 EPA per play on early downs. Rough start.
He gave me some of the greatest sports moments of my lifetime.
But he's not a Patriot. I haven't touched a piece of Brady gear since he left and won't till he retires. He's just another player who isn't on my team until then.
At least we don't have to wonder who to blame - we blame Bill because he told us to.
O/U for punts in the second half?
4?
O/U for punts in the second half?
4?
You know I almost made that joke. Just think of how many core special teamers that we can draft!