Yes, indeed... to all the above, Nicely done,"Greetings Coach. This is Matthew Slater. We just completed a simple and pleasant negotiation regarding my 2022 compensation. Perhaps you intended to SMS to Matthew Judon?"
EDIT - You owe me a new keyboard, due to me spitting out my coffee in a laugh reading that. #newkeyboardbecausesomeonemademelaughwhiledrinkingcoffee
(That is totally going to trend on tweetface)