2021 Semi-Punctual Mathematical Eliminatory

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In fairness to E5, ponies are jerks.
Oh, I agree. When I was little, the family owned a cantankerous old nag that would like to run under trees, clothesline’s, etc. and try to buck you off and kill you. I haven’t been on a horse since. If I’m going to ride something, I prefer that something to be mechanical and not have a brain.
 
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Growing up, we had a pony named Princess.

She was....not.

Great thread. And the Blue Jays are going to be an absolute MONSTER the next few years. Especially if they can add a little pitching.
 

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Oh, I agree. When I was little, the family owned a cantankerous old nag that would like to run under trees, clothesline’s, etc. and try to buck you off and kill you. I haven’t been on a horse since. If I’m going to ride something, I prefer that something to be mechanical and not have a brain.
I feel like every story I've ever heard about owning a pony ends with, "And that's why I'll never own a pony again."

I have a friend Vincent who, when he was a kid, went with his family to the state fair, and the parents entered everyone in the family into a drawing for a new car. Well, none of them got the car, but Vincent won the second prize - a very cantankerous and very pregnant pony. Apparently, some farmer had clearly used the raffle as an excuse to dump an angry, pregnant pony onto an unsuspecting family.

Eventually, Vincent's parents got tired of the stupid animal and started leaving the gate open wider and wider in hopes that it would escape, and when the next door neighbors basically came in and stole the pony, the parents just kind of...didn't do anything. Except that Vincent was angry that the neighbors had clearly stolen his pony, so his parents did what any good parents would do...and tried to convince him that no, the neighbors had gone out and bought a different pony that just happened to look like his now-missing pony.

And the Blue Jays are going to be an absolute MONSTER the next few years. Especially if they can add a little pitching.
It does seem the most likely outcome. The pitching is definitely key, though. If Robbie Ray walks this year and possibly Berrios next year, the staff is going to need a boost. But good lord - the hitting is crazy. And that's with Biggio having a down year.
 
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Nice work as always, CB. Some of these franchises seem to manufacture hopelessness, but others are just caught up in the cycle. And some of our hysterical main board posters should be assigned the Eliminatory as mandatory post-season reading.
 

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Regarding the Jays … to keep their core together for next year it’s going to require a bump in payroll close to 200m … between Ray and Semien and arb awards it’s going to be very very expensive. And, extending Ray and/or Semien involves a huge amount of risk. Both players vastly exceeded expectations and committing what’s going to be required is very dangerous.

The Bluejays make money hand over fist .. but they’ve never taken the required step of moving into the payroll big leagues. When facing this choice with the Donaldson, Bautista core they shrank from the next step claiming fiscal prudence and overall poverty.

I expect they make a real run at Ray, let Semien walk and make an attempt to tie down Vladdy long term.
 

BaseballJones

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If Toronto was Tampa, they'd be fielding offers for Guerrero. I wonder what the Jays could get for Vladdy right now. It would be a ridiculous haul.
 

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What?! Y'all want me to come out of hibernation? The regular season is *over*, and I was all ready to be done for the offseason. Nip unplugged me and powered me down and everything.

Ok...fine. I'll post one later. It'll be a makeup for those ones I never posted at the end of the 2011 season.
 

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What?! Y'all want me to come out of hibernation? The regular season is *over*, and I was all ready to be done for the offseason. Nip unplugged me and powered me down and everything.

Ok...fine. I'll post one later. It'll be a makeup for those ones I never posted at the end of the 2011 season.
Meh just use the same one you’ve been using since 2010. Just change the names. :)
 

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All right, by popular demand - here's a bonus elimination:
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A retrospective on the 2021 Yankees is really two separate retrospectives: one for the dominating pitching staff and one for the not-so-dominating batsmen.

The hurlers’ story is one of a job well done. The Yankees' pitching staff was as good as any you’ll find in the game; in fact, their ERA+ was second only to the White Sox in the American League. Gerrit Cole (for as much as he’s getting pilloried in the press right now) had a 133 ERA+ and a league-leading 16 wins, and his high fastball was simply unhittable for much of the year. What’s crazy was that as good as Cole was, he wasn’t even the best pitcher in his rotation; Gerrit was outpitched by the surprising Nestor Cortes, Jr., and his 148 ERA+. The relievers were even better than the rotation; against Yankees relievers, opposing hitters posted an OPS+ of about 88, and Yanks relievers only allowed 28% of inherited runners to score – the latter of which is tied for tops in the AL. Sure, Aroldis Chapman may have been an adventure, and Corey Kluber may have been injured, and deadline acquisition Andrew Heaney may have been a disaster, but no matter – the pitching absolutely did their part for the Yankees in 2021.

The hitters' story, on the other hand, is not nearly as laudatory. The Yankees’ OPS+ was an exactly-average 100, but that’s a bit like saying that Muggsy Bogues and Aaron Judge average out to one normal-sized adult male. The lineup was basically two-deep for most of the year; it was Judge, Giancarlo Stanton, and a bunch of people who couldn’t hit. The Judge, of course, put up his usual .900+ OPS and 150ish OPS+, while Stanton’s .870 OPS actually hides how good he was once he got past a slow start; Stanton’s OPS jumps by 37 points if you throw out anything before April 23, and he hit .305/.359/.626 from August 3 onward. (Regrettably, Stanton hit .324/.390/.730 in the two weeks since I wrote that the Marlins’ decision to trade Stanton “does not look terrible in hindsight.” So….sorry ‘bout that, everyone!)

However, much of the rest of the lineup was a disappointment. Luke Voit, DJ LeMahieu, Gleyber Torres, Aaron Hicks, and Gio Urshela battled both injuries and ineffectiveness – in Voit’s case, the 2020 home run leader hit half as many home runs this year as he did in the 60-game 2020 season. Speaking of injuries and ineffectiveness, Gary Sanchez went backwards yet again this season; Sanchez originally reached the bigs as a good-hit, no-field catcher, but unfortunately his hitting appears to be catching up to his fielding instead of the other way around. The pesky Brett Gardner had one of the worst years of his career; at age 38, it’s not clear whether he’ll return for another season. The injuries and lack of production from the starters meant that far too many at-bats went to the Tyler Wades and Mike Fords and Rougned Odors and Kyle Higashiokas of the world, with predictably bad results. What’s more, the deadline acquisition of slugger Joey Gallo (.160/.303/.404) was a disaster, and the addition of Anthony Rizzo added only league-average first base production - albeit with an incredible number of foul home runs. Put that all together and you have a team that simply had a hard time making contact with the ball; the Bronx Bombers actually led the majors in walks, but their meager .237 batting average was third-worst in the AL.

The unevenness of the offense meant that Yankee fans witnessed two types of baseball from the 2021 Yankees: the type where Stanton, Judge, and the pitchers could overcome the team's deficiencies, and the type where they couldn’t. When the Yanks could overcome the offensive holes, they were unstoppable; in one such pair of stretches, they ran off a 13-game win streak and a 7-game win streak within the span of about a month. When they couldn’t, the Yankees were hapless, liable to run into weeks-long skids that would involve bad clutch hitting and an uncanny ability to get thrown out on the bases and kick the ball around the field.

The October surprise, then, was that the undoing of the Yankees season was not the hitting but instead the pitching. You see, the dirty secret in the Bronx was that for the last month of the season, Gerrit Cole had not been GERRIT COLE at all. On September 7, Cole exited a start with hamstring tightness; from that game to the end of the regular season, Cole was knocked around by the league, posting a 6.15 ERA and a .311/.364/.566 slash line in his last five regular season starts. Unfortunately for the Yankees, this put Aaron Boone in a no-win situation; Boone would have gotten destroyed by the fans and the media in the if he’d started anyone else over GERRIT COLE, but he also knew that Cole wasn’t himself and stood a real chance of blowing up early. As a compromise, Boone decided to start the ace yet give him a short leash; however, it turns out that “we’ll pitch an ineffective pitcher at the beginning of an important game, but not for very long!” is not a particularly effective compromise. A bad start by Cole quickly forced Boone to turn to his bullpen to get seven full innings' worth of outs, and while Yankee bullpen was stellar this year, 21 outs is a lot to ask of any bullpen. With a two-and-a-half man lineup (Rizzo got one of his foul home runs to actually stay fair!) and an overstretched bullpen, the Yankees were playing from behind the whole game, and soon enough, Boone emerged from the no-win situation with no win.

Although there are certainly other concerns about the roster, any discussion of the future of the Yankees clearly has to begin with the manager. Obviously, it’s hard to put the blame on Aaron Boone for the wildcard game loss unless he personally took a bat to Gerrit Cole’s hamstrings; benching your star thrower for a backup is the sort of thing that only Bill Belichick can get away with (and even Belichick didn’t get away with it the first time he tried). On the other hand, there’s no reason that a club as talented as the Yankees should go through the sort of insipid baseball that Boone’s Bombers played for far too much of the season. It’s interesting to note that league’s move toward younger and younger managers has led to some exciting new strategies and player usages...but it also seems to have coincided with a lot of teams that can’t run the bases, play fundamental baseball, or avoid long losing streaks. Are the Yankees’ problems really Aaron Boone problems? Or is this just what management looks like in the major leagues now? Maybe old, experienced managers like Tony La Russa and Dusty Baker are the new market inefficiency after all? Whether the problems lie with Boone or with baseball, the Yankees now have a big decision to make, and whatever they decide with Boone will go a long way toward telling us what the front office thinks is wrong with team and how they plan to fix it.

In the meantime, there are a whole lot of Yankee fans who are about to become huge Rays' fans for the next week or so.

The Yankees last appeared in the playoffs during the Covid tournament of 2020. Their last championship was in 2009.
 
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