Is your buddy 3LAU or just a regular DJ?My buddy is the DJ for that cruise. The videos he's been posting on IG and Snapchat have been just fan-fucking-tastic.
So its in a tie for last with every cruise ever?I'm a huge fan of Gronk and it's amusing to watch these videos from home, but that looks like the lamest cruise ever.
There are some pretty bad ass cruises if you know what to look for. I'm not talking about your daddy's cruise. I'm partial to Holy Ship!So its in a tie for last with every cruise ever?
To The Point is excited to offer the ultimate adventure cruise along the pirate-infested coast of Somalia!
We board our luxury cruise ship in Djibouti on the Gulf of Aden near the entrance to the Red Sea, and disembark in Mombassa, Kenya seven adrenaline-charged days later.
Bastards had to drag Gronk in to it. Earlier today ESPN was running a piece saying the NFl would be investigating Gronks cruise, but now SI and others are refutingAnd then there's this :
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/02/23/gronks-booze-cruise-becomes-issue-in-romo-lawsuit/
Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski’s recent cruise has drawn plenty of attention. It’s also caught the eye of Tony Romo’s National Fantasy Football Convention.
PFT has obtained a copy of the second amended petition filed Monday in a Texas court, and it specifically mentions Gronkowski’s floating party on the high seas. Paragraph 47 states as follows:
“NFL player Rob Gronkowski hosted a party cruise from Miami to the Bahamas on February 19-22, 2016. The four-day party took place on Norwegian Cruise Line, where Gronkowski’s fans and attendees can take full advantage of Norweigan’s famed ‘Casinos at Sea.’ Photos from the booze-cruise show fans gambling at the on-board casino. The NFL specifically knew about the party cruise and its ties to gambling for more than seven months leading up to the event; yet the NFL took no action to either discipline Rob Gronkowski or prevent the event from taking place.”
Rob Gronkowski, the big football star who acts like he hasn't grown up, will be the host of Nickelodeon's new sports clip series Crashletes.
I spot a handful of 87 and 12 jerseys, but mostly I see people for whom a Gronk cruise seems wildly inappropriate: toddlers, the elderly, couples in love. I walk up to two senior ladies and genially ask if they are “ready to Gronk?” I’m met with a friendly but uncomprehending look. “What’s a Gronk?” she asks back.
On Friday night, Charlie and I attend a standup comedy set by Saturday Night Live alum Finesse Mitchell. Rob and the rest of the Gronks are sitting front row. Chris is shirtless. Soon, Gordy will be too, flexing for the very sparse crowd. Somebody demands that Gordie Jr. and Chris arm-wrestle. Mitchell rewires his act to make fun of the family’s penchant for aggressive toplessness. It’s all in good, brainless fun until Mitchell is handed a pink alcoholic beverage by a tippler in the audience. He clearly doesn’t want to drink it. Chris yells, “Pretend it’s a 40!”—as in, a 40-ounce bottle of malt liquor. Oof. Winces. “What’s that supposed to mean?” Mitchell asks, raising an eyebrow, before coolly spinning it into a joke. “Black people ain’t drink 40s in years.”
My saving grace is, of all people, Chris Gronkowski, who was not included on his brother’s lagoon swim, and seems to be dealing with some anxieties of his own. I ask him what he does for a living.
Chris: “I own my own business. I work in Dallas. I work at home with my wife.”
Me: “What’s your business?”
Chris: “We do personalized engravings.”
Me: “Oh, word! That’s an interesting business.”
Chris: “Yeah, it’s weird. I played in the NFL four years since she started it. I was like, ‘Hell no! Never doing that! I’m a fucking beast—I’m not doing some wedding shit.’ Then I came back and I was like, ‘Aw, sweet.’”
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.Why is he wearing a belt in the ocean? Is that a thing now?
Pre-season Game 3.