2016 College Football Week 2: Nothing to see here

[canderson]

After the greatness that was week 1, week 2's slate is pretty mediocre.

Pitt-Penn State, froggy-piggy, Iowa State-Iowa the NASCAR shootout are some of the better draws. Here is the top 25 action:

• No. 1 Alabama vs. Western Kentucky, 3:30 p.m., ESPN2
• No. 2 Clemson vs. Troy, 12:30 p.m., ACC Extra
• No. 3 Florida State vs. Charleston Southern, 12:30 p.m., ACC Extra
• No. 4 Ohio State vs. Tulsa, 3:30 p.m., ABC
• No. 5 Michigan vs. UCF, Noon, ABC
• No. 6 Houston vs. Lamar, Noon, ESPN3
• No. 8 Washington vs. Idaho, 5 p.m., PAC12
• No. 9 Georgia vs. Nicholls, Noon, SECN
• No. 10 Wisconson vs. Akron, 3:30 p.m., BTN
• No. 11 Texas vs. UTEP, 7 p.m., Longhorn
• No. 14 Oklahoma vs. Louisiana-Monroe, 7 p.m., PPV
• No. 15 TCU vs. Arkansas, 7 p.m., ESPN
• No. 16 Iowa vs. Iowa State, 7:30 p.m., BTN
• No. 17 Tennessee vs. Virginia Tech at Bristol, Tenn., 8 p.m., ABC
• No. 18 Notre Dame vs. Nevada, 3:30 p.m., NBC
• No. 19 Mississippi vs. Wofford, 4 p.m., SECN
• No. 20 Texas A&M vs. Prairie View, Noon, SECN
• No. 21 LSU vs. Jacksonville State, 7:30 p.m., ESPNU
• No. 22 Oklahoma State vs. Central Michigan, Noon, FS1
• No. 23 Baylor vs. SMU, 3:30 p.m., FS1
• No. 24 Oregon vs. Virginia, 10:30 p.m., ESPN
• No. 25 Miami vs. FAU, 6 p.m., ACC Extra

Full schedule/TV here: http://collegefootballnews.com/2016/week-2-college-football-tv-schedule-lines

 

[Infield Infidel]

Hoping for some upsets today

Categories are ET specific, adjust meals for your time zone if needed

LUNCH
Central Florida (1-0) at No. 6 Michigan (1-0). Noon/ABC.
Nicholls State (0-0) at No. 9 Georgia (1-0). Noon/SEC.
Cent. Michigan (1-0) at No. 17 Oklahoma State (1-0). Noon/FS1.
Prairie View (1-0) at No. 24 Texas A&M (1-0). Noon/SEC.
Cincinnati (1-0) at Purdue (1-0). Noon/BTN.
Rice (0-1) at Army (1-0). Noon/CBSSN.
Penn State (1-0) at Pittsburgh (1-0). Noon/ESPN.
Wyoming (1-0) at Nebraska (1-0). Noon/ESPN2.
North Carolina State (1-0) at East Carolina (1-0). Noon/ESPNU.
Indiana State (1-0) at Minnesota (1-0). Noon/ESPNews.

AFTERNOON SNACK
Utah State (1-0) at Southern California (0-1). 2/Pac-12.
Old Dominion (1-0) at Appalachian State (0-1). 2:30/ASN.
Ohio (0-1) at Kansas (1-0). 2:30/FSN.

Western Kentucky (1-0) at No. 1 Alabama (1-0). 3:30/ESPN2.
Tulsa (1-0) at No. 4 Ohio State (1-0). 3:30/ABC.
Akron (1-0) at No. 16 Wisconsin (1-0). 3:30/BTN.
Southern Methodist (1-0) at No. 19 Baylor (1-0). 3:30/FS1.
Nevada (1-0) at No. 21 Notre Dame (0-1). 3:30/NBC.
Kentucky (0-1) at No. 25 Florida (1-0). 3:30/CBS.
Wake Forest (1-0) at Duke (1-0). 3:30/ESPNU.

Wofford (1-0) at No. 18 Mississippi (0-1). 4/SEC.
Ball State (1-0) at Indiana (1-0). 4/ESPNews.

Idaho (1-0) at No. 11 Washington (1-0). 5/Pac-12.
Idaho State (1-0) at Colorado (1-0). 5:30/Pac-12.
Georgia Southern (1-0) at South Alabama (1-0). 6/ASN.

DINNER
Arkansas (1-0) at No. 12 TCU (1-0). 7/ESPN.
UL-Monroe (1-0) at No. 13 Oklahoma (0-1). 7/FSN.
Texas-El Paso (1-0) at No. 20 Texas (1-0). 7/LHN
Northern Illinois (0-1) at South Florida (1-0). 7/CBSSN
South Carolina (1-0) at Mississippi State (0-1). 7/ESPN2.

Iowa State (0-1) at No. 10 Iowa (1-0). 7:30/BTN.
Jacksonville State (1-0) at No. 22 LSU (0-1). 7:30/ESPNU.
North Carolina (0-1) at Illinois (1-0). 7:30/BTN.
Brigham Young (1-0) at Utah (1-0). 7:30/Fox.
Arkansas State (0-1) at Auburn (0-1). 7:30/SEC.

No. 14 Tennessee (1-0) vs. Virginia Tech (1-0) in Bristol, Tenn. 8/ABC.
UNLV (1-0) at UCLA (0-1). 8/Pac-12.

LATE NIGHT SNACK
Texas Tech (1-0) at Arizona State (1-0). 10/FS1.
Washington State (0-1) at Boise State (1-0). 10:15/ESPN2.
Virginia (0-1) at No. 23 Oregon (1-0). 10:30/ESPN.
California (1-0) at San Diego State (1-0). 10:30/CBSSN.
Grambling State (1-0) at Arizona (0-1). 10:45/Pac-12.

Edit- Literally Midnight
UT Martin at Hawaii

 

[Ale Xander]

What a weak slate
And as usual anything national with any interest gets played at 7et or after

Resigned to watching Addaz v Zoomass at noon

 

[Tangled Up In Red]

Washington State at Boise State (10:15ET) should be competitive and a ton of offense on the Blue.

 

[canderson]

Pitt goes 99 yards with ease to take a 7-0 lead.

When they beat PSU I'm going to laugh at all my PSU degenerate friends who consider Pitt a DII program.

 

[Kremlin Watcher]

Anyone catch Louisville last night? 844 yards of offense. Absent turnovers they probably could have hit 1,000.

 

[Infield Infidel]

Anyone catch Louisville last night? 844 yards of offense. Absent turnovers they probably could have hit 1,000.

here's highlights - Lamar Jackson put himself on the Heisman map

 

[LeftyTG]

the crazy thing is that Louisville had 3-4 really ugly drops that would have racked up even more offense.

 

[tims4wins]

Michigan 87 - Opponents 3 on the young season

 

[BannedbyNYYFans.com]

Lamar Jackson put himself on the Heisman map

This is my favorite Lamar Jackson clip. From high school.

 

[canderson]

LOL at Penn State.

 

[Stevie1der]

Sorry to briefly threadjack, but does anyone know what might wrong with my browser or settings if I can only see the top half of the embedded video above?

edit: Now I can see the whole thing, so either that post was really fortuitous timing or someone running this site is my hero.

 

[McBride11]

99 for Penn st is the fattest kicker ive ever seen

 

[tims4wins]

So Nicholls St..

 

[Kremlin Watcher]

So Nicholls St..

It's Georgia, though. Did we really think it would change after Richt left?

 

[Kremlin Watcher]

Central Michigan and Okie Lite tied at 17 with 5:00 to go in the third.

 

[Infield Infidel]

Clemson Troy 13-10 in the 3rd. Clemson player returned a punt to the 1 but let go of the ball before getting into the end zone.

 

[Kremlin Watcher]

Clemson Troy 13-10 in the 3rd. Clemson player returned a punt to the 1 but let go of the ball before getting into the end zone.

That has to be the most infuriating thing you could ever see as a coach. I don't know if I would react appropriately.

 

[canderson]

Sorry to briefly threadjack, but does anyone know what might wrong with my browser or settings if I can only see the top half of the embedded video above?

edit: Now I can see the whole thing, so either that post was really fortuitous timing or someone running this site is my hero.

If you have an ad blocker installed, that's causing it.

 

[canderson]

WTF. Penn State is down 35-28 and Pitt just fumbled it over on the Pitt 11.

Edit: Held to a FG aid immediately give up a huge kickoff return then TD run up the middle. 42-31.

Pitt's running back Conner is a truly amazing story. Came back from cancer.

 

[canderson]

Georgia hangs on to beat Nicholls State 26-24.

 

[Kremlin Watcher]

Okie State with the late interception, looks like that should seal up a a close one 27-24 over Central Michigan. CM with back-to-back turnovers late, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

 

[Kremlin Watcher]

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

Oklahoma State ahead by three with 0:04 left on the clock. Ball on the CMU 45. Run a play, throwing a deep pass out of bounds. Get called for intentional grounding. Ball goes to the OSU 49 for an untimed down. CMU throws a hail mary to the 5. CMU receiver catches it, laterals to another guy, who scores a TD for the win. Never seen anything like it. Okie State in complete shock.

 

[Hambone]

Not so fast my friend. Holy hell was that an ending.

 

[canderson]

CENTRAL MICHIGAN!!!!!!!

 

[Ale Xander]

LOL at Penn State.

 

[canderson]

Penn State throw an INT in the end zone to seal the loss, 42-39. Pass was thrown directly to two Pitt guys with 1:13 left. What a horrible play.

 

[Ale Xander]

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

Oklahoma State ahead by three with 0:04 left on the clock. Ball on the CMU 45. Run a play, throwing a deep pass out of bounds. Get called for intentional grounding. Ball goes to the OSU 49 for an untimed down. CMU throws a hail mary to the 5. CMU receiver catches it, laterals to another guy, who scores a TD for the win. Never seen anything like it. Okie State in complete shock.

Omg missed that

 

[canderson]

Tha Central Michigan TD shouldn't have even been a play. The refs gave them an untimed down after an intentional grounding call.

The issue: the rule says the game ends on an offensive penalty, they don't get a new play.

The refs also fucked over CMU to give OSU a TD a few seconds earlier though. Oops!

 

[Kremlin Watcher]

SMU is beating up pretty good right now on Baylor. The ponies held them close early last year only to get blown out late. Can they keep up with the baptists today? Need touchdowns, not field goals. SMU up 6-3 in the second.

 

[canderson]

If pony beats rapey ...

 

[Kremlin Watcher]

If pony beats rapey ...

..., we need to kick Baylor out and let SMU in. I'd be fine with that.

 

[BigSoxFan]

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

Oklahoma State ahead by three with 0:04 left on the clock. Ball on the CMU 45. Run a play, throwing a deep pass out of bounds. Get called for intentional grounding. Ball goes to the OSU 49 for an untimed down. CMU throws a hail mary to the 5. CMU receiver catches it, laterals to another guy, who scores a TD for the win. Never seen anything like it. Okie State in complete shock.

That...was...AWESOME

 

[canderson]

This SMU-Baylor game is uuuuuggggggggllllllyyy.

 

[Kremlin Watcher]

This SMU-Baylor game is uuuuuggggggggllllllyyy.

Grant Teaff Baylor vs. 90s SMU.

 

[Ale Xander]

If pony beats rapey ...

It's a sad world of affairs when the latter could be referring to multiple schools

My first thought on seeing the post was that SMU was playing PSU in week 3

 

[soxhop411]

IU had a really good offense last season. Unfortunately they had a Swiss cheese defense. Hopefully that is no longer the case this season

 

[Ale Xander]

..., we need to kick Baylor out and let SMU in. I'd be fine with that.

Metroplex market >>>>>>> Waco market

 

[Kremlin Watcher]

I just got the joke on the lemonade/Ice T commercial. After seeing it like 10 times.

 

[canderson]

Illinois State FG clanks the upright and bounces in to beat Northwestern.

 

[Infield Infidel]

Omg missed that

Here's the highlight for those like me who missed it

 

[Ale Xander]

Illinois State FG clanks the upright and bounces in to beat Northwestern.

BC could have done that

 

[The Napkin]

 

[Kremlin Watcher]

For those of you suckers that don't get LHN, looks like the 'Horns are getting warmed up up for this glorified scrimmage against UTEP. Two three-and-outs for the Miners; Texas dropped a TD going into the end zone on first drive, scored an easy TD on a Buechele-to-Heard deep ball on the second. 7-0 Texas in the first.

 

[Ale Xander]

Good job froggy

 

[Ale Xander]

Good job froggy


Perfect timing for switching to Bristol

Those endzone seats look like they're in Virginia

 

[Ale Xander]

Dr Jerry Punch!

 

[Ale Xander]

This is the coolest thing NASCAR has ever been involved with

 

[Doug Beerabelli]

I'm happy for my TV I didn't see this live. And please, don't share this with the Big 12 Commish office.

.http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2016/9/10/12871686/navy-connecticut-final-score-clock-bob-diaco

 

[JoePoulson]

At a buddy's house watching the Hogs (we're all Arkansas grads). Man I did not see this first half coming. Great D and the O eating up clock and yards. Hope they can continue in the second half.