12-12-24 - Bruins V Kraken: No Sleeping in Seattle

[Dewey's 'stache]

Noticed there was no thread, so figured I’d start one. After the Waterloo that was Winnipeg, the Bruins need to redeem themselves in the Emerald city. Hopefully the Kraken are lackin’ tonight and the Bruins can avoid the plague of suck that bit them last game.

 

[Dewey's 'stache]

Error post

 

[Curt S Loew]

Rough start @Dewey's 'stache Let's hope the B's fare better. I'll find out in the morning.

 

[BostonFanInCanesLand]

No Lohrei tonight. 4th line reunited.

Geekie-Zacha-Pastrnak
Marchand-Lindholm-Brazeau
Frederic-Coyle-Johnson
Beecher-Kastelic-Koepke

Oesterle-McAvoy
Zadorov-Carlo
Wotherspoon-Peeke

Korpisalo

 

[The Napkin]

Nice that they look like they're going to make it easy to be an early night

 

[Salem's Lot]

Nice that they look like they're going to make it easy to be an early night

Serious question, could Carlo have played that any worse?

 

[The Napkin]

Serious question, could Carlo have played that any worse?

I suppose he could have actually shot the puck into his own net?

 

[Cotillion]

I suppose he could have actually shot the puck into his own net?

Let’s not give him any ideas

 

[The Napkin]

Brick's "I'm disgusted with this" voice making an early appearance

 

[joe dokes]

Tyler Johnson leaving his mark early.

 

[Salem's Lot]

Might be time to start trading some guys.

 

[Salem's Lot]

That’s gotta get finished Zacha.

 

[Diamond Don Aase]

If drunk at the office Christmas party were a team, it would be the Bruins.

 

[The Napkin]

Might be time to start trading some guys.

Literally no one I would not consider

 

[joe dokes]

At first, I thought he tripped over the faceoff dot.

Neither team playing much defense. One of them cant score anyway.

 

[Salem's Lot]

If drunk at the office Christmas party were a team, it would be the Bruins.

It’s just an amazing lack of skill. Pastrnak is obviously hurt and trying to do too much because he’s on a roster full of 3/4th liners.

 

[mostman]

Pasta looks broken.

 

[Cotillion]

Pasta is flailing on simple passes that he can’t get anything on. Something is off that is killing his handling and passing.

 

[Salem's Lot]

Pasta looks broken.

Whatever surgery he needs (I think it’s his left shoulder), he should just get it now because he’s not helping them right now. And it’s obviously in his head. I’ve never seen him this hesitant to shoot. And his shot is obviously diminished when he does get it off.

 

[Cotillion]

I’m shocked that wasn’t a penalty for tripping.

 

[Cotillion]

Oh. Is this player on a puck in the crease?

 

[Salem's Lot]

That’s definitely a penalty shot. Defenseman covered it in the crease.

 

[Cotillion]

He pulled it back.

 

[Salem's Lot]

That might be in the net.

 

[Salem's Lot]

Problem is Montour blocked the camera at the end.

 

[Cotillion]

Marchand gets the penalty shot to go

 

[Salem's Lot]

Fucking great move!

 

[Cotillion]

Fucking great move!

Looks stupid if it doesn’t work but it’s silky smooth when the goalie bites

 

[Scoops Bolling]

Attaboy Brad!

 

[Salem's Lot]

Looks stupid if it doesn’t work but it’s silky smooth when the goalie bites

It’s all about getting the goalie to buy the shot fake and he did an excellent job with it.

 

[Dewey's 'stache]

Marchand not dicking around with that Penalty shot!

 

[The Napkin]

Literally no one I would not consider

Brazeau can stay

 

[Salem's Lot]

No Lindholm the last 5 minutes. That Poitras call up may be imminent.

 

[joe dokes]

Ostomy is looking fairly competent tonight.

 

[Salem's Lot]

Ostomy is looking fairly competent tonight.

He looks better than Carlo.

 

[Salem's Lot]

Anyone see when Lindholm got injured?

 

[Cotillion]

Kastelic and McAvoy goals to win. Come on boys!!!

 

[Cotillion]

Carlo fired the dump in off zacha’s knee. Let’s try to not injure our own guys.

 

[katnado]

Great coverage boys

 

[Cotillion]

Any chance high stick?

 

[katnado]

That's really close

 

[mostman]

Above.

 

[katnado]

Yep, figured as much. Contact was made below the bar. Dogshit coverage too

 

[Cotillion]

Had to challenge I think. Shame they lost it.

 

[katnado]

Had to challenge I think. Shame they lost it.

There was no challenge

 

[Dewey's 'stache]

Ehhh, that looked a bit high FFS

 

[katnado]

Ehhh, that looked a bit high FFS

Seattle broadcast had a great view. Contact was under the bar

 

[Salem's Lot]

I’m not sure what purpose that Tyler Johnson serves on this team. Other than blocking a kid in Providence that might have some upside.

 

[Salem's Lot]

Ehhh, that looked a bit high FFS

No, Dunn had the skill to look at the crossbar and make sure that he contacted the puck under the bar. Good thing Donny drafted Brandon Carlo, Jacob Forsbacka Karlsson, and Jeremy Lauzon instead of that guy. 2015 draft continues to haunt this organization.

 

[Cotillion]

There was no challenge

Huh Seattle broadcast had a coaches challenge on it. lol. Watching in a sports bar so no sound.