11-14-24 - Yippe Kae Yeah Partner - B's V. Dallas Stars

[Dewey's 'stache]

Hey I didnt mess up the Game thread this time, Good for me!

B's take on a decent Dallas team tonight at 8PM Eastern

SOSH Challenge... Finish the sentence below:

-------If they play the whole game like they did in the 3rd period in St Louis .............

 

[catomatic]

They win 9-0?

 

[kenneycb]

Given the thread title, 5-0 feels more appropriate.

 

[Dewey's 'stache]

Bruins projected lineup- Hampus Lindholm out, Jordan Oesterle in..

Morgan Geekie -- Pavel Zacha -- David Pastrnak

Brad Marchand -- Elias Lindholm -- Justin Brazeau

Trent Frederic -- Charlie Coyle -- Tyler Johnson

John Beecher -- Mark Kastelic -- Cole Koepke

Nikita Zadorov -- Charlie McAvoy

Mason Lohrei -- Brandon Carlo

Jordan Oesterle -- Parker Wotherspoon

Jeremy Swayman

 

[The Napkin]

Can't happen

 

[Scoops Bolling]

Not great

 

[Jeff Frye's Face Mask]

Bs know the game started, right? Right?

 

[NJ_Sox_Fan]

Swayman looks not great so far this year

 

[Jeff Frye's Face Mask]

Swayman is a shadow of his former self.

 

[Scoops Bolling]

Yippee kayak other buckets

 

[OfTheCarmen]

How do we feel about the penalty shot call?

 

[ColdSoxPack]

It was questionable.

 

[Dewey's 'stache]

Yippee kayak other buckets

Indeed.

 

[Dewey's 'stache]

No carryover feels from St Louis. Yet

 

[The Mort Report]

How do we feel about the penalty shot call?

I didn't think it was a penalty, though I wouldn't be upset if they called it, but certainly not a penalty shot

 

[The Mort Report]

Oesterle fitting right in not being able to clear our end

 

[NJ_Sox_Fan]

Major

I love Zadarov

 

[Jeff Frye's Face Mask]

Major?

 

[The Mort Report]

fuck is he concussed again?

 

[Dewey's 'stache]

Ohh that better be 5 for boarding

 

[Scoops Bolling]

The D is so fucked.

 

[OfTheCarmen]

5 and a misconduct?

 

[Dewey's 'stache]

If that is a concussion for Carlo, how many has he now experienced?

 

[NJ_Sox_Fan]

Oh fuck off

 

[Scoops Bolling]

ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME

 

[Jeff Frye's Face Mask]

Oh fuck you. That’s such horseshit.

 

[OfTheCarmen]

Thats absolute garbage.

 

[cshea]

Great sport. Garbage league.

 

[Scoops Bolling]

And the NHL wonders why it's such a fucking joke.

 

[The Napkin]

Just stand there with your hands in your pockets Monty. Don't say anything. Everything's fine.

 

[gmover]

That 5 and a game misconduct if done to any other team.

 

[cshea]

Good to see Monty fired up

 

[NJ_Sox_Fan]

How is that not the definition of a major?

 

[NJ_Sox_Fan]

Good to see Monty fired up

I can’t wait for him to get fired

 

[TSC]

If that is a concussion for Carlo, how many has he now experienced?

6

 

[Jeff Frye's Face Mask]

Monty is such a pud.

 

[The Mort Report]

If that is a concussion for Carlo, how many has he now experienced?

I still don't completely trust Google AI, but it said three from March 2020 to June 2021, one October 2022, another January 2024. It sounds about right but that's a lot of them

 

[Dewey's 'stache]

Monty, your player is hurt, on a cheap hit, grow a dick and swing it around FFS

 

[OfTheCarmen]

Nice to see another of those patented, useless PP from the B's.

 

[The Napkin]

Toughness!
Grit!
Hard to play against!

Get them all the fuck out of here.

 

[Jeff Frye's Face Mask]

Such a bunch of losers.

 

[The Mort Report]

SWAY!

 

[Dewey's 'stache]

6

That’s about 4 too many.
My son had to quit hockey after 3.
I know everyone has different responses but if I were Carlo I would begin to worry about my cognitive future.

 

[Curt S Loew]

I'd like to hear one positive in keeping this coach. It's like he's already fired. Just make it official.

 

[The Napkin]

View: https://youtu.be/P0Ye5jW0Rdc?si=6fCo1_mebGyVtueo

 

[The Mort Report]

I'd like to hear one positive in keeping this coach. It's like he's already fired. Just make it official.

Problem is they are 4-1-1 in the last 6, it's bad optics to fire him now

COYLE!

 

[Curt S Loew]

Problem is they are 4-1-1 in the last 6, it's bad optics to fire him now

Optics. Yeah. That's the ticket.

 

[Dewey's 'stache]

I know Paul Maurice and John Cooper take a lot of flak here for bitching and moaning about everything to the refs, but I’ll take Monty pulling a full blown Maurice/Cooper conniption fit ANYTIME one of our players gets hurt on dirty hit instead of his “I’m ok, you’re ok” wimpy ass dickless wonder routine. What a Mary

 

[Dewey's 'stache]

Braazerz behind the net with a nice set up

 

[The Mort Report]

Optics. Yeah. That's the ticket.

Oh I don't agree with it, but I get it. I think sometimes we forget how knowledgeable our little B's community is here, but there are so many people who root by box score watching, and they greatly outnumber us. Casuals that watch also probably don't notice a lot of the stuff we do. It's our curse haha