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  1. JohnnyTheBone

    7/15/2023 Boston @ Chicago - We Gonna Pitch! (a Wang Dang Doodle)

    Razor-toting Jim Paxton is gonna pitch, alright. Another gem. The man is going to dominate the Cubs all night long. All night long. ALL NIGHT LONG!! View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyUHkY0K8HE
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    7/14/2023 Boston @ Chicago - This Train (Is Bound For Glory)

    This runaway freight train we call the Red Sox is gaining momentum, and steamrolling everything in it's path. Next up to be mowed down are the struggling Cubbies. The entire northside will be suffering the Chicago blues all weekend, beginning at 8:05 tonight with the incomparable Brayan Bello...
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    7/9/2023 Oakland @ Boston - Giddy up! Giddy up!

    Who will start gamethreads after the ASB? That would be me, of course, because everybody knows you don't change horses (in the middle of a streak). View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WAIFl_ezic Take care of business today, and send the A's limping Back To Oakland with broom-marks on...
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    7/8/2023 Oakland @ Boston - Nothing But Squib Cakes!

    James J. Jimmy "Big Jimmy" Paxton is dominant. Hardly anybody makes hard contact against him. The hapless A's will be dribbling squib cakes all over the Fenway infield. The Sox offense needs to manage only a run or two to put this baby in the win column. 4:05 start. Enjoy! View...
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    7/7/2023 Oakland @ Boston - Hey, Let's Find The Stroke!

    Let's find the Oakland Stroke! View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMCBTkm4-7Q
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    7/6/2023 Texas @ Boston - Hot Dog! Nathan's Return

    The deeply embedded Nasty Nathan Eovaldi returns to the sacred soil of his greatest glory tonight, once again helping the Red Sox to victory. Thanks for everything, Big Nate! View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYBE-F8FIfk
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    7/5/2023 Texas @ Boston

    I'ma try to go on a 5-game rip before the ASB.
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    5/7/2023 Boston @ Philadelphia

    Now, what kind of crazy b@$tard would have the temerity to forecast a coveted Philly Sweep for Boston this weekend? This courageous sumbitch, that's who: The 2023 Red Sox are taking zero prisoners. Their policy this season is scorched-ass earth. Today, Tanner Houck toes the slab for Boston...
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    5/6/2023 Boston @ Philadelphia - "The Philadelphia Incident"

    Philly is a rabid sports town. Unfortunately for them, they have to go up against Boston teams often. It seldom ends well for them. Corey Kluber toes the slab for the Sox tonight, trying to build upon his 5.1-inning 3-run 7K effort in a win against Toronto. Philly has decided to Falter...
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    5/5/2023 Boston @ Philadelphia

    Philadelphia. There's a lot, a lot of culture there. Tonight begins a 3-game set with the red-hot Red Sox descending upon the City of Brotherly Love and their struggling Phillies. The resurgent Chris Sale toes the slab for Boston, hoping to build on his 6.1-inning 3-hit 1-run gem against...
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    5/4/2023 Toronto @ Boston - "Broom shakalaka!"

    Canada lost another of their great rock stars this week, the inimitable Tim Bachman of BTO fame. So while the Sox have certainly been taking care of business, I want to remind everyone that you ain't seen nothing yet. A mere week ago, a sweep would have seemed unthinkable. Well, except maybe...
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    5/3/2023 Toronto @ Boston

    If the season ended today, and thank the good lord above that it doesn't, the Boston Red Sox would be in the playoffs. 17-14, having faced one of the toughest schedules in Major League Baseball, is cause for optimism. The team is playing hard, playing well, and is easy to root for. The Sox have...
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    5/2/2023 Toronto @ Boston - "Thunderbolt & Lightfoot"

    The irrepressible Alex Verdugo ended yesterday's game with a thunderbolt, and today we honor Ontario's favorite son... the legendary Gordon Lightfoot. One can't begin to underestimate (thanks mauidano) how beloved Mr. Lightfoot is in his home province. We began yesterday's win with another of...
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    5/1/2023 Toronto @ Boston

    Big 4-game set. If Boston sweeps, they'll overtake Toronto in the standings. Corey Kluber toes the slab for Boston, trying to build on his 6-inning 1 run gem against the mighty Orioles. The Sox finished April with a winning record, and would love to start May on a good note. Jose Berrios can be...
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    4/30/2023 Cleveland @ Boston - "The Rubber Match"

    This is a swing game. The victors get to enjoy at least .500 status, while the defeated are relegated to sub-500 LOSER status. Chris Sale toes the slab, trying to prove his destruction in Baltimore was a pitch-tipping fluke. Don't be a loser. Look out, Cleveland, the storm is coming though...
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    4/29/2023 Cleveland @ Boston

    Bello is back, and on a mission. Look out, Cleveland. View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9igu3Ht3Jvs
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    Super Bowl LVII - Chiefs vs Eagles in Glendale

    Philly opens as slight favorites.
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    2022 NBA Playoffs Gamethread

    With the Play-In tournament kicking off tomorrow, we will need someplace to park our pithy comments. This is for that. Tuesday: Cavs @ Brooklyn 7pm / Clippers @ T-Wolves 9:30pm Wednesday: Hornets @ Hawks 7pm / Spurs @ Pelicans 9:30pm View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c57qLiskcYk
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    NFL Week 16 Game Thread

    We kick it off with old friend Jimmy G. against Mikey Vrabel's Titans. View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wro3bqi4Eb8 Titan up!
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    Week 14 NFL Game Thread

    We get off to a lackluster start tonight as the embattled Steelers take on the beleaguered Vikings in Minnesota. Sunday night the Bears visit Green Bay. Monday the Rams take on the Cardinals in 'Zona.
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