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  1. InsideTheParker

    The Amazing Criswell?

    Bobby gets 50 more starts. . . .
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    The Amazing Criswell?

    Huh. Why not leave Joely in for the lefty? Cora seems not to believe in breaking up innings. (Actually, I thought Kelly was brought up to be part of tomorrow's TBD pitching.)
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    The Amazing Criswell?

    Bobby got a hit!!! And can't get to second base!
  4. InsideTheParker

    The Amazing Criswell?

    Bobby got a hit!!!
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    The Amazing Criswell?

    OK, happy to be wrong.
  6. InsideTheParker

    The Amazing Criswell?

    Tomorrow is apparently a "bullpen game," so I don't know how many relievers Cora wants to use tonight. However, after Joely R gives up 4 runs who knows?
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    The Amazing Criswell?

    OK, I'm surprised folks don't mind a DH taking up $300 million of the team's budget. He is a wonderful hitter, grant you that.
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    The Amazing Criswell?

    The advantage of Raffy DHing is that he can't be injuring his teammates in the field. It looks as though O'Neill isn't "back" yet.
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    The Amazing Criswell?

    The Sox may win this game. Damn, gotta think of a new thread title for TBD. (No, I didn't jinx them. That's not a "thing.")
  10. InsideTheParker

    The Amazing Criswell?

    Has anyone other than me noticed how pretty Connor Wong is?
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    The Amazing Criswell?

    Bobby is a good fielder, I'll give him that.
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    The Amazing Criswell?

    Grr. It's April. I promise that you would regret that when he starts hitting at last year's pace once the weather warms.
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    The Amazing Criswell?

    This is both hilarious and sad.
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    The Amazing Criswell?

    Done.
  15. InsideTheParker

    The Amazing Criswell?

    Thanks for this. Our Criswell may not be actually good, but no way he's as bad as that Criswell. Oh, my. Let Plan Nine Commence. I am Ready!
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    The Amazing Criswell?

    I see the "paralyze the living" part but am waiting anxiously for them to "resurrect the dead."
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    The Amazing Criswell?

    Ergo, they should have signed a horse like Montgomery. Oh well, he's "out of the barn" now.
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    The Amazing Criswell?

    You wanna see a great option? Jordan Montgomery, pitching for the D'backs right now on mlbn. Guy looks so sturdy. I guess he could fall apart the way so many other pitchers have, but he looks so strong out there. I don't assume the Sox didn't try for him, but his then-agent Boras told him to...
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    March/April MLB News and Notes

    It's actually an aDDuctor strain. https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/mlb/giants-blake-snell-placed-on-15-day-il-with-adductor-strain/ar-AA1nB4bk As far as I can tell, the adductor muscles are in the hip, and serve to keep stuff in line. Maybe that accounts for his 11+ ERA so far in the season...
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    The Amazing Criswell?

    Narrated (or pitched) by the Amazing Criswell