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  1. joe dokes

    Rethinking Barstool?

    It doesn't sound like much of a lawsuit. Then again "No one will talk to me, so I pretend to be other people" is basically walking into City Hall Plaza at 5pm and pissing down your own leg to get laughs; so I'm not sure a lawsuit is necessary to further demonstrate Minihane's personal incontinence.
  2. joe dokes

    2019 Mets: My Agent Is Now My GM

    "We're going to be cautious. We'll only agree that his functionality is working when and if we can also demonstrate that his blood is sanguinous, his skin is dermal and most importantly, that his head is cranial.
  3. joe dokes

    2019-2020 Bruins

    Might have also been a cause of his problems clearing the puck. Making it tough to get leverage from awkward positions?
  4. joe dokes

    2019-2020 Bruins

    Please take your "virtue signaling" to a place populated by idiots, where it belongs.
  5. joe dokes

    6/16 at Balt. Series sweep

    Shawarwarryn has been a good pro. Lhps throwing 95 like Taylor are rare. Smith is an Enterprise red shirt. He's beaming down alone and weaponless to the next hostile planet.
  6. joe dokes

    6/16 at Balt. Series sweep

    I wonder if the manager knew?
  7. joe dokes

    6/14 at Balt. Winning streak!

    I guess the Orioles have taken a cue from the Blues.
  8. joe dokes

    6/14 at Balt. Winning streak!

    More fire in the belly than this guy: https://www.baseball-reference.com/register/player.fcgi?id=jekyll000---
  9. joe dokes

    6/14 at Balt. Winning streak!

    No starter; no closer; no problem.
  10. joe dokes

    Report: Red Sox and X close on contract extension

    Interesting read. He's glad to have the contract for permanently life-altering money done and thinks its benefitting his performance. Once again demonstrating that everyone is wired differently and that fans' attempts to guess at players' monetary motivations (and their relationship with...
  11. joe dokes

    Rethinking Barstool?

    Fair enough. And without knowing which brands drive their revenue its possible the shit is little more than a loss leader. OTOH -- I have a hard time separating the company from its de facto leader. Others' MMV on that, though.
  12. joe dokes

    Rethinking Barstool?

    It might be a result of being miserable here, but I have little doubt that if the teams of any other city in America went on a run like the Boston teams have: 1) their fans would become insufferable enough to engender national dislike and 2) Magary would shit on them. To me, the bolded...
  13. joe dokes

    6/13 Vs Tex. Two in a row

    So...yesterday, but with 1 more run scored. I'm in.
  14. joe dokes

    Pats file tampering charges against Texans

    So Easterby is Tessio at the funeral.
  15. joe dokes

    2019-2020 Bruins

    What is it about Heinen that keeps him off the "can be moved to save $$ for others" list? Is he really a lot less ordinary than he appears to me?
  16. joe dokes

    Building a Bullpen, 2019 edition

    I, too, am curious whether Shawaryn will continue to succeed. He's been a consistently not-terrible starter over 3 pro seasons at multiple levels. Maybe not-terrible is his ceiling as a starter, and there's more there as a reliever. Wouldn't be the first. I think Cora will give him some...
  17. joe dokes

    Where the Red Sox have gone wrong

    It goes on the shelf next to the "Winning the Offseason " Award.
  18. joe dokes

    6/13 Vs Tex. Two in a row

    Winter sports done. No place to hide. Time to play real baseball.
  19. joe dokes

    Game 7 - Bruins v. Blues

    Gotta give this a shoutout. In fact, anyone wearing an Orr jersey tonight should tape the 'tiz on.
  20. joe dokes

    Game 7 - Bruins v. Blues

    all wearing ortiz jerseys.