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  1. JayMags71

    Game 7 - Bruins @ Canucks - Protect the Civic

    Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
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    Game 7 - Bruins v. Blues

    The crowd seems more and more nervous with each missed chance.
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    Game 7 - Bruins v. Blues

    A few years back, my kids gave me a “Rask - 40 t-shirt. I wore it for game 3, left it in the laundry for 4 and 5. I made sure to wear it Sunday. And I did a special load of laundry last night for today.
  4. JayMags71

    Game 6 - Bruins @ Blues

    Credit where credit is due, Eddie remarked the B’s should put the #1 PP unit out to run up the score.
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    Game 6 - Bruins @ Blues

    GAME SEVEN WILL ABSOLUTELY BE NECESSARY YOU FUCKING DISEASED SCROTUM.
  6. JayMags71

    Game 6 - Bruins @ Blues

    I want Acciari to score the third.
  7. JayMags71

    Game 6 - Bruins @ Blues

    I liked it when it was called “La Femme Nikita.”
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    Game 6 - Bruins @ Blues

    I have the strangest boner now.
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    Game 6 - Bruins @ Blues

    Please pass the toilet paper.
  10. JayMags71

    Game 6 - Bruins @ Blues

    “McAvoy tries to sell the call.” Eat shit and fucking die, you fucking pogue.
  11. JayMags71

    2019 Stanley Cup Final - No Singing the Blues - Boston is Going Back to Backes

    I made the mistake of reading the comments on Barry Petchesky’s summary. The general sentiment is “FUCK BOSTON CHARA’S A DIRTY PLAYER SO THIS IS KARMA,” so now I’m about to have a rage stroke. Which is nice.
  12. JayMags71

    Game 5 - Bruins v. Blues

    Neely’s reaction in the owner’s box was the final straw. I’ve shut the game off. I’m so angry I’m shaking.
  13. JayMags71

    Game 4 - Bruins @ Blues

    SHG. Awesome. Fuck these guys.
  14. JayMags71

    Game 4 - Bruins @ Blues

    It’s like the ice is tilted the wrong way.
  15. JayMags71

    Game 4 - Bruins @ Blues

    Nice to see Berube’s whining worked.
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    Game 4 - Bruins @ Blues

    What if we add a comma after “sheep”? Edit, this is a joke.
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    Game 4 - Bruins @ Blues

    That was nauseating.