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  1. Bozo Texino

    February NHL News

    Good thing he's got $44,250,000 remaining on his contract after this season - $52,5000,000 against the cap. Bang-up job on that one, Bergevin.
  2. Bozo Texino

    February NHL News

    I really don't get the Price love. [Tied for] the second best goalie in the league? 2015 was a long time ago. Jake Allen's save percentage this year is .932. Price's is .893. The former has started seven games, while the latter has started 11. Their combined cap hit is $14,850,000. Yikes.
  3. Bozo Texino

    February NHL News

    Yeah, but OTTAWA.
  4. Bozo Texino

    February NHL News

    Edit: Ugh. Nevermind. Covered in the February game thread. I never know where to look for stuff in here.
  5. Bozo Texino

    2/21 Flyers at Tahoe - time to clear the air

    "David? A few questions?"
  6. Bozo Texino

    Houston: Turn Down for Watt

    I'm honestly not sure I should even follow this team anymore.
  7. Bozo Texino

    2021: The Nation's Tears Are Still Here

    Not gonna lie - getting a little tired of the YASSSSSSS QWEEEEEEEEEN segment of Twitter. View: https://twitter.com/kidnoble/status/1358622460346793984 Comparing Williams' 23 grand slam titles and Brady's seven Super Bowls is apples and oranges stuff. There are four Grand Slam tournaments in...
  8. Bozo Texino

    Predicting the Future: How Many SBs Does Mahomes Win?

    I think he gets one more for sure. He clearly has the talent to win more than that, but between turnover and possible injuries, it'll be difficult.
  9. Bozo Texino

    The Ringer

    I know I'm hard on Simmons in here, but goddamn - I would pay good money for a supercut of the best moments from Parent Corner. No idea why, but Bill's description of his puppy's peeing as sounding "like thunder" killed me.
  10. Bozo Texino

    2021: The Nation's Tears Are Still Here

    The best teams don't even NEED to score touchdowns.
  11. Bozo Texino

    January 2021 Game Thread

    McDavid and Draisaitl finished up the Battle of Alberta with a six minute shift. Said shift was broken up by a time out, but still - that's a long, long time. They still lost. Also: Sportsnet with some hard-hitting journalism. View: https://twitter.com/cjzero/status/1358267839526948867
  12. Bozo Texino

    Bruins 2021 Season Thread

    NHL Public Relations @PR_NHL David Pastrnak is climbing this list in a hurry. Just 393 games into his career, @pastrnak96 is tied for the sixth-most hat tricks among active NHL players – playing between 418 and 857 games fewer than every other active player with at least nine to their credit...
  13. Bozo Texino

    January NHL News

    Is this the place to talk about McDavid and Draisaitl? If so - holy shit. The stat from this article is bonkers. That all this is happening on a team that still might miss the playoffs is a tragedy.
  14. Bozo Texino

    January NHL News

    Who are the possible partners for a trade? The dude is an asshole - and a shitty defender - but 53 points is 53 points.
  15. Bozo Texino

    The Athletic covers hockey

    This thread just got me to sign up for The Athletic. So thanks!