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  1. PhilPlantier

    Classy Championship Game (NFC and AFC) Game Thread

    Damn it, now I have to root for Tampa Bay in the Super Bowl, even though they’re basically the 2012 Miami Heat.
  2. PhilPlantier

    Classy Championship Game (NFC and AFC) Game Thread

    I really want to root for Brady, but I feel nothing.
  3. PhilPlantier

    1/20 Celtics @ Sixers

    Chicken and egg problem. Everyone looks like a superstar when they get calls for being out of control.
  4. PhilPlantier

    Super Wildcard Weekend Gamethread

    If that’s not a catch, I’ll go watch Halt and Catch Fire instead.
  5. PhilPlantier

    Super Wildcard Weekend Gamethread

    I was wondering the same.
  6. PhilPlantier

    12/28--Playing out the string on MNF vs Bills

    That’s fine... Our Bill’s gonna kill the clock on the next drive.
  7. PhilPlantier

    12/28--Playing out the string on MNF vs Bills

    That’ll be his epitaph: “He left it all on the practice field.”
  8. PhilPlantier

    12/28--Playing out the string on MNF vs Bills

    Even his tosses look like knuckle-sinkers.
  9. PhilPlantier

    12/28--Playing out the string on MNF vs Bills

    If Allen scrambles for three more yards, he’ll surpass Cam’s passing total.
  10. PhilPlantier

    12/28--Playing out the string on MNF vs Bills

    On the other hand, you want the guys to know that eventually your practice chops need to carry over on gameday, or you will lose your spot.
  11. PhilPlantier

    12/28--Playing out the string on MNF vs Bills

    So if the narrative is that Stidham is worse than Cam based on what he’s shown in practice, what exactly does that look like? Does Stidham insist on throwing lefty?
  12. PhilPlantier

    12/28--Playing out the string on MNF vs Bills

    Yeah, if they want catharsis, they should wait until the Pats have a real football team again. The only statement they’re making here is that they can beat a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.
  13. PhilPlantier

    12/10--Patriots at Rams

    I don’t want to hear how bad Stidham must be in practice. He’s not this bad. Stidham must be in the doghouse for something else.
  14. PhilPlantier

    12/10--Patriots at Rams

    Maybe he meant money?
  15. PhilPlantier

    12/10--Patriots at Rams

    Practice makes perfect.
  16. PhilPlantier

    12/10--Patriots at Rams

    More like play sacktion, amirite?
  17. PhilPlantier

    12/10--Patriots at Rams

    Doesn’t that assume a competent offense that can get down the field later? Seriously asking, because I don’t know how to do the math when Cam Newton is the QB.
  18. PhilPlantier

    12/10--Patriots at Rams

    Surprised they didn’t run QB fall/sack option there.
  19. PhilPlantier

    12/10--Patriots at Rams

    I need my eyes checked, because I thought it was Dark Sky Metallic. Either way, she sucks.