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I love it when you talk drunk to me. I'll come to Texas when I'm slightly (read: massively) more stable financially. COME (back) TO BOSTON :-p

I am le awesome. How's my (tied with Luis for) favorite Texan? :)

Best. Surgeon. Ever.

Heeeeeeey pretty lady!!! I'm completely brilliant and I lost my phone... not that I drunkenly texted you often, but I need digits to do this in the future:)

Good good, just sleepy and dealing with a cranky shoulder... you know, the usual. My Mom is falling asleep on the couch across from me... I'm thinking about throwing a ball of yarn at her. I might be a bad daughter.

I'm busting your comment cherry, sugartits.

Hot. Totally hot. I'm rubbing boobies with Neen today.

How you doin'?

Hungry?

23/yes please/Boston in 6 days :D

You're my favorite.

I <3 the photographer lady.

"Community College hoy!" It's funny because it's true.

Can your girls come over to England to play? :)