College Football Week 14 Game Thread
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Not like he has ever grabbed a ref by the arm or assaulted a photographer on the field.
The ole drop the ball once you cross the end zone. That never goes wrong, so it's usually a good idea.
Most kids are off campus due to the holiday, it's raining, and the team stinks.
It's not being soft - it's a lack of talent. (They were right in the game at halftime, but this was always the most likely outcome.)
I could watch Alabama lose to Auburn all night. It’s one of my greatest joys in life.Starting past 7
Granted this game is likely to last until ten at this rate
I knew I liked you.
Gus will blow this, though. Clock management, special teams, or a pathetic passing game will lose it for Auburn.
A few years back, we were defending a giant international conglomerate against a bunch of consolidated mass tort claims in Alabama. All the platintiffs' attorneys were Alabama-based and Bama fans, and each weekly status call would start with 20 minutes of talk about Alabama football.
I didn't do much talking until the partner on the case went on maternity leave, and as soon as I took over they started trying to bust my shit - calling me a kid, telling me I didn't understand how things worked down there. I told them my grandma was from Auburn and I'd spent a ton of time in the state, and all that got me was mockery about how long it'd been since Auburn had won.
Anyways, Auburn beat Bama that year, and when the next week's call started, everyone wanted to get right to business. I couldn't help myself, "hey, guys, how'd Alabama do last week? What happened?"
It was such a happy moment. I'm thinking of those 20 muppets right now, hoping they all get their hearts broken in the next 8:30.
Edit - I hope they all just spat their bourbons into their fried chicken and grits.