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    2019 TB12: Everyday Is Like Sunday

    Clearly this survey was done before the news of "Patrick Chung: Party Animal" broke.
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    The Nation's Tears: Volume III

    And sometimes you call the wrong protection and a linebacker sneaks through for a sack.
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    The Nation's Tears: Volume III

    I wouldn't trust TB there either.
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    Getting Smart with Statistics

    Instead of the ball? I suppose it would be the most likely way for Markelle to get something in the hoop from a distance.
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    Offseason Thread - Betty when you call me, you can call me Al

    My only "narrative" in this thread is getting you cheap bastards to give me 25M dollars. There are 2 questions being conflated and that's causing people to talk past one another: 1) Is 25M generational wealth? The answer is undeniably "yes," but someone earlier in the thread asserted it was...
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    Offseason Thread - Betty when you call me, you can call me Al

    Jesus fucking christ, the question at issue wasn't "what will NBA players do with the money?" It was a simple question of whether 25M is generational wealth; a definitional question. And it is: you and your children after you are gone (presuming you don't go full Cromartie and have 8 of 'em)...
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    Offseason Thread - Betty when you call me, you can call me Al

    Well said. 20 million is plenty to invest for your kids and live off of. I am so sure of that, I will happily demonstrate. Now if you would just get me started... *passes hat around*
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    Half million in loot stolen from A-Rod’s car in San Francisco

    Those are just Google workers who don't want to pay rent.
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    2019 Raiders: What's the Frequency, Antonio?

    Antonio Brown: Heads or Tails, Raiders Lose.
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    Bill Simmons: Valuing Trades More Than Friendships

    You could always get a ride anywhere with the flick of a wrist. A different kind of flick, perhaps...
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    Blue Jays to give their minor league players a 50% pay increase

    I was at an interesting presentation today about relocation for baseball players at the Brewers' stadium. In most cases, the players pay all their relocation costs. So if a minor leaguer is promoted, they often shoulder the entire cost of getting to their new destination. The exception was...
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    Jonah Keri arrested, charged with assault on his wife

    Clearly he meant he is not a big fan of domestic abuse, he's the BIGGEST fan.
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    Offseason game thread

    I hope you like your in-laws! I couldn't live near mine, they are too needy and annoying. My parents, on the other hand, rule, so my wife could live near hers. They understand boundaries. Glad you have someone unbiased who can take a look. Our home inspector, who we used for our condo in...
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    Offseason game thread

    Is this the one near the in laws or a different one?