Recent content by carver

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    JDM

    That was my thought exactly. Everything about Boras is the perception of his negotiating skills...
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    JDM

    No one ever likes a Hymen to leak...
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    Pitching Targets

    nah
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    Carson Smith diagnosed with strained flexor muscle and will start season on DL

    Just from the eye test Barnes' stuff looks livelier, too...
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    Lester: Stop Believing What You Read on Twitter.

    If that 14-year-old hadn't been kept after school for detention, we would have the real scoop by now...
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    Cespedes to Reds?...uhhh no

        In retrospect, probably should have figured it out when he misspelled "Cincinnati"
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    Cespedes to Reds?...uhhh no

    Young men are known for being a little premature...
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    Cespedes to Reds?...uhhh no

    Retraction Time:   Jake Wesley MLB @mlb_nl_al UPDATE: Cespedes not a red. My source just told me this "Deal is close, ongoing, but I apologize, not quite accepted.Jumped the gun"
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    Arb Ruling 162 Games for ARod

      You sound like you're one of A-Rod's lawyers...
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    Arb Ruling 162 Games for ARod

      I didn't want to be the one to make this joke, for fear of karma...
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    Arb Ruling 162 Games for ARod

    Now here comes Jon Hymen...let's see what he's got to say
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    Arb Ruling 162 Games for ARod

    Really enjoying this "unbiased" Michael Kay interview on the MLB Network right now. Comedy at the highest level...