Peter Gammons' Tweeterverse

Mooch

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Obviously Peter was sleeping soundly until he was awakened by a full bladder in Southern Poland.
 

CJM

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The more Gammons tweets, the more I think he's making activist art to protest the rise of twitter as a journalistic medium. Take note, Felger: that's how Hall of Fame talent does performance art.
 

MedfieldFan

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Aug 26, 2006
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I'd be curious to know what the 1% thinks, too.
Why didn't this tweet come *before* Epstein got hired? The point was just as salient then, and probably moreso.

I'll give my guess - Gammons didn't want to crap on the process before Epstein got hired - and possibly jeopardize that, but hey, now once he's hired, good time to throw ownerships under the bus.
 

Toe Nash

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Why didn't this tweet come *before* Epstein got hired? The point was just as salient then, and probably moreso.

I'll give my guess - Gammons didn't want to crap on the process before Epstein got hired - and possibly jeopardize that, but hey, now once he's hired, good time to throw ownerships under the bus.
Maybe he just thought of it. I hadn't noticed that no minority candidates were mentioned in any of the hirings, for example. I don't think he's that calculating.
 

Razor Shines

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Gammo has discovered the Inuit version of Toe Nash. Eqqndu. He wields a 50 ounce bat that carved from a narwhal tusk when he was child. Eqqndu has been barnstorming over the winter, and has defeated several semi-pro teams in Nunavut. The amazing thing is, he plays all 9 positions at once, like Bugs Bunny. You'll see him in pinstripes 3 years from now, no doubt.
 

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Comment From Big Sean from Natick
Peter, I love your work, and always have. More than anything though, I love your random tweets on Twitter. Are you doing that just to mess with us, or is it an accident?

Peter Gammons:
I do it to have fun.
wtf http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/extras/extra_bases/2012/01/chat_with_peter_20.html
 

mt8thsw9th

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Seriously, it is going to be a sad, sad day when Gammons gets rid of whatever shitty phone he has that allows him to pocket tweet.
 

Submariner

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Apr 23, 2010
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Today's gem:

I'm on an elliptical right now, but have been slowed by glute pull that won't go away and hurts my back. You're in Jupiter, not Orlando?
Poor guy and his pulled ass.
 

Hendu for Kutch

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Does that eliminate the idea he's pocket tweeting? I wouldn't even know how to drop a c with a cedilla on it if I tried, I'd think that's just about impossible to do randomly. Perhaps the Rosetta Stone or an Enigma Code machine could be of some use?
 

DJnVa

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It's not that hard...hold down the c for a second and other options pop up.
 

Snowplow

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My translation may be a little off but I think means Victor Zambrano wants to be on Bobby Valentines coaching staff if re-hired. It was broke by Rob Bradford via web. The last part is Don Baylor is a MF killer.
 

Vandalman

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 Peter Gammons ‏@pgammo
 
Dale Arnold is one of the few people I know who is good at everything he does, and always with dignity