Winners of the Internet

From SoSH

Contents 1 Kitchkinet's You, sir, lose at the Webernet. Awards 2 Kitchkinet's You, sir, Win at the Internet. Awards 3 Sorry, you can only Win at the Internet once per game Awards 4 Unofficial You, sir, Win at the Internet. Awards

Kitchkinet's You, sir, lose at the Webernet. Awards

10/3/07 Kitchkinet thwarts Curt Schilling's plan to start a game thread by creating one of his own. But wait! The assfuckery doesn't stop there, Bob! Kitchkinet titled his thread "Red Sox vs. Indians, Game 1." Holy fuckballs, the Red Sox aren't even playing the Indians in the first round -- and may not even play them at all this postseason! Can you believe this fucking shit? Red Sox-Indians -- when it's Red Sox-Angels! My mind calcifies at the fuckupedness of this entire adventure. I'm so enraged, I repeatedly smash my head against the hood of my car! My boss comes out to the parking lot to see if I'm okay and I regale her with this tale. She hates the Red Sox -- but even she can't believe how assclownish Kitchkinet is! Holy Jesus cock!

10/3/07 Kitchkinet is revealed to be a furry.

10/1/07 Fuck you, Imgran.

Kitchkinet's You, sir, Win at the Internet. Awards

9/21/07 ypioca - Pedroia yelling at ump's kneecaps

9/4/07 Mr. Negative - A Christmas Story Mojo! plus accompanying Fuzzy Bunny Slippers of Doom picture.

9/3/07 mannytizzletek - 100

9/2/07 Co-winners

• Savin Hillbilly - Our chief weapons are fear, surprise, and a fanatical devotion to the Papi
• Mr. Negative - Monty Python Spanish Inquisition picture

9/1/07 - Buchholz's no-hitter

• rembrat - Come on, I bet he(Moss) has more pubes than baby faced Buchholz.
• soxfanlivinginevilempire - Cherry=Popped
• Mr. Negative - HH
• GlenMorangie - I just did a Google maps of Fenway Park, and Buchholz' sack is actually visible from space

8/23/07

• patman - dislike for all things White Sox rant
• Sprowl - Tek was only MOSTLY dead

8/18/07 Mr. Negative - watchyou talkin' about Willits.

8/14/07 Dim13 - This offense needs an enema.

8/8/07 January - Today, we have Jon "McFly" Lester, proud owner of a .38 G0/AO ratio.

8/7/07 JohnnyTheBone - Or at least the hole where his nuts SHOULD be.

7/31/07 EP Sox Fan - expensively mediocre

Sorry, you can only Win at the Internet once per game Awards

9/2/07 Mr. Negative - Torre Indian Name: Burns Out Bullpen.

Unofficial You, sir, Win at the Internet. Awards

9/29/07 OrlandoMerced - 'Attempting to Give a Damn' dialog box animation Awarded by Barbara

8/28/07 Uncle Mumford - J.D. Drew haiku. Awarded by City of Rosie Palms

8/13/07 City of Rosie Palms - Machine gun wielding cat animation. Awarded by P'tucket, rhymes with...

(lots more to come)

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