User:URISoxFan

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Has a huge man crush on Mark Bellhorn. Anyone who disagrees with Bellhorn's crucial roll on 2004 Red Sox is liable to have his/her head busted in in. Likes to be called by his real name, Geoff.

  • Goes by the nickname "Jewff."
  • His mom has hairy nuts.
  • Rubs his nuts a lot and then smells his fingers.

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DLew loves this page. It makes his nipples hard.

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Graced with copious amounts of fecal matter.

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