Melky Cabrera

From SoSH

Yankees OF

aka: "Melkbone," "Melkdud"

Treads the fine line between: A ) Performing well enough to keep his job as backup OF B ) Performing badly enough that the Yankees are forced to trade for someone to take his place that would be far superior (i.e. Bobby Abreu)

Thus, his consistently mediocre performance is an asset to Red Sox fans worldwide.