Joe Buck
From SoSH
Son of Jack Buck, former Cardinals announcer
Main play-by-play commentator on Fox
Resembles a metrosexual Frankenstein
Is very uptight and rigid, as evidenced by Randy Moss' "mooning"
Is on the verge of going postal on Tim McCarver
Made the 2003 and 2004 postseasons painful by bringing up The Curse of The Bambino no less that 117 times each inning.


