Alex Rodriguez
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| Born: | July 27, 1975 |
| Birthplace: | New York City, New York |
| Height: | 6' 3" |
| Weight: | 225 lbs |
| Bats: | Right |
| Throws: | Right |
| Drafted: | 1993: 1st Round, 1st Pick by the Seattle Mariners |
| College: | None |
| High School: | Westminster Christian HS (FL) |
| Teams: | Seattle Mariners 1994-2000 Texas Rangers 2000-2003 New York Yankees 2004-Pres. |
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Overall Career
Alexander Emmanuel Rodriguez was born on July 27, 1975 in New York City. Recognized by many as the most talented player in the game, A-Rod is so many things to so many people: father, husband, philanderer, third baseman, shortstop, MVP, scapegoat, albatross, choke artist, GIDP master. Though he bats and throws right, he is ambidextrous when it comes to slapping balls around.
He was beaten up by Jason Varitek during a game in 2004. Despite spurning the Red Sox during the 2003 offseason (a move that cost him a World Series ring, or earned the Sox one, depending on who you talk to), there was speculation that the Red Sox organization would go after him after he opting out of his contract in 2007 (he instead re-signed with the Yankees).
Red Sox Nation will always considers him a douche, especially after he tried to interrupt the deciding Game 4 of the 2007 World Series with the announcement of his opt-out.
- See Curse of ARod
Moment in the Sun
Where to begin?
See also: Brawl Game.
Trivia
- Not a True Yankee, but a true douche.
- Nicknamed Slappy McBluelips
- On July 18, 2006, became the first Yankee to commit 3 errors in a game since Nick Johnson did it in September 2003.
- Won AL MVP in 2005, beating out David Ortiz in one of the closest votes in years. Was mocked by NY media for not having a World Series ring.
- Is Derek Jeter's bottom bitch.
- Is purported to love Derek Jeter's "reach around" move more than he loves jerking himself off in the Yankee clubhouse.
- Is more than likely a male escort in the off season.
- Wears high heels to bed with Derek Jeter.
- Likes she-male strippers
- Reportedly bangs the wrinkled corpse of Madonna
External Links
- Baseball-Reference.com - Career Statistics and Analysis
- AROD.com - Alex RodrÃguez's official website
