Ravens suck, we are awesome. Ray Lewis is a murderer, and, even worse, a snitch. Nobody likes a snitch. Except everybody apparently. Fuck Ray Lewis, fuck everyone. Yay Patriots. Yay Kayla.
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Week 20, Patriots vs. Ravens (Bring on the Niners!)
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Ed Hillel
, Jan 14 2013 07:42 PM
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 09:40 PM
Ravens suck, we are awesome. Ray Lewis is a murderer, and, even worse, a snitch. Nobody likes a snitch. Except everybody apparently. Fuck Ray Lewis, fuck everyone. Yay Patriots. Yay Kayla.
Not only was Ray a snitch, he was a really bad snitch because the other guys still got off.
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 11:39 PM
No way. Ray is Invincible.
It's because him and ONLY him is in possession of the most powerful weapon in the world.
I'm not religious, but doesn't it bother other people that Ray attributes his victories to God. Like not only does God concern himself with the outcomes of football games, but that he aids those who are good Christians and pray to him in victory?
Edited by TheWalthamKid, 14 January 2013 - 11:43 PM.
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 12:43 AM
It's because him and ONLY him is in possession of the most powerful weapon in the world.
I'm not religious, but doesn't it bother other people that Ray attributes his victories to God. Like not only does God concern himself with the outcomes of football games, but that he aids those who are good Christians and pray to him in victory?
But if God is omnipotent, then he can concern himself with the outcome of a football game while steering the courses of 2 super massive black holes through the Andromeda galaxy.
That's assuming there is a God.
Am I going to Hell now?
Fuck, it's late and I am an idiot. Let's just hope the Patriots keel-haul these purple shirted dickbags and then burn their corpses at the stake before stuffing the ashes into a cannonball that gets fired back towards the DelMarVa peninsula.
Edited by Nator, 15 January 2013 - 12:44 AM.
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broke his neck in costa rica
Posted 15 January 2013 - 02:06 AM
Wes Welker says: "Let's not talk pointed trash. Ray is a sharp player. We're going to take a stab at it and play our hearts out. This game will be decided on the edge of a blade, it could go either way."
Edited by Andrew, 15 January 2013 - 02:11 AM.
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 08:27 AM
Sunday
Clear. High of 37F with a windchill as low as 25F. Breezy. Winds from the WSW at 15 to 30 mph.
Sunday NightClear. Low of 10F with a windchill as low as -6F. Windy. Winds from the WNW at 20 to 30 mph.
Bleah. Hopefully the wind isn't a factor in the passing game.
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 09:04 AM
It's because him and ONLY him is in possession of the most powerful weapon in the world.
I'm not religious, but doesn't it bother other people that Ray attributes his victories to God. Like not only does God concern himself with the outcomes of football games, but that he aids those who are good Christians and pray to him in victory?
Well, God has to do something, I mean God isn't running around causing world peace or feeding the starving or even preventing people from being assholes. Maybe this is the cause for many of the world's problems. God made the NFL so much fun and go so invested in it that he can't look away long enough to fix the other problems with the world.
Also, crush the ravens.
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 09:55 AM
Real prediction:
Ravens 20
Patriots 31
Patriots up 24-20 late, and we get a foot-on-their-throat killer drive with under 05:00 to play. Several shots of Ray Lewis on the field starting at about 06:00 left on the clock, hands on hips, looking as if he knows the end is near. Ridley or Woodhead punches a final TD in; afterwards the Ravens try to rally with a quick TD but turn it over on downs with just over two minutes left on the clock.
Brady gets down on one knee, in the victory formation, to run out the clock.
MVP: Talib plays the game of his life - one pick, several passes defensed, no deep bombs given up on his side of the field despite several attempts from Flacco.
As for the early game, the closer we get the more I'm feeling a Falcons upset. I'd love to see Niners/Pats, but I'm starting to think the Falcons control Kap and win 24-17.
Ravens 20
Patriots 31
Patriots up 24-20 late, and we get a foot-on-their-throat killer drive with under 05:00 to play. Several shots of Ray Lewis on the field starting at about 06:00 left on the clock, hands on hips, looking as if he knows the end is near. Ridley or Woodhead punches a final TD in; afterwards the Ravens try to rally with a quick TD but turn it over on downs with just over two minutes left on the clock.
Brady gets down on one knee, in the victory formation, to run out the clock.
MVP: Talib plays the game of his life - one pick, several passes defensed, no deep bombs given up on his side of the field despite several attempts from Flacco.
As for the early game, the closer we get the more I'm feeling a Falcons upset. I'd love to see Niners/Pats, but I'm starting to think the Falcons control Kap and win 24-17.
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 11:38 AM
Fouts has, like, opinions.
Speaking on an episode of “NFL Monday QB” on CBS Sports Network, former Chargers quarterback Dan Fouts took a veiled shot at Tom Brady, hinting the Patriots quarterback gets special treatment from officials.
“Tom Brady has to be protected to be effective,” said Fouts, who has become an NFL analyst for CBS Sports. “He’s protected better than anybody — not only by his offensive line, but sometimes, by those guys in the striped shirts.”
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 12:13 PM
Fouts has, like, opinions.
http://www.nflpenalt...asser?year=2012
Maybe I'm reading this wrong, but—despite playing one more game than most teams—aren't the Pats just 20th in the league in drawn roughing-the-passer penalties, having garnered just two all season?
They've also been called for three, so they haven't even benefited from roughing-the-passer in the aggregate.
Unless there's some other way the refs can protect Brady, isn't Fouts an idiot?
Edited by Wilco's Last Fan, 15 January 2013 - 12:14 PM.
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 12:20 PM
Fouts has, like, opinions.
Not saying it's Brady-centric but the officials allowed an awful lot of holding on Sunday. 1 sack and about 10 QB hits in close to 100 passing attempts? I noticed a whole bunch of blatant holds by the Texans, and while I wasn't watching for it (I try to watch upfield when the Pats are on offense) I assume they held the Texans' pass rush in check largedly through some judicious holding as well.
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 02:35 PM
Good god. Quite the father and husband. Seriously, that's one of the most disturbing videos that doesn't involve death.
Edited by SoxFanInPdx, 15 January 2013 - 02:35 PM.
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@jsinger121
Posted 15 January 2013 - 02:53 PM
Marc Bertrand @Marc_Bertrand
Bill Leavy is the referee for Sunday's#Patriots#Ravens game. In games he has worked this season, the home team's winning % is only .273
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@jsinger121
Posted 15 January 2013 - 03:00 PM
Marc Bertrand @Marc_Bertrand
Now that you have freaked out, here is one to make you feel much better! In 196 career games for Leavy, The home teams are perfect .500
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 03:01 PM
starting with week 4...
San Diego @ KC
Atlanta @ Washington
Indy @ NYJ
SF @ Arizona
Pitt @ NYG
Buff @ NE
Tampa @ Carolina
Washington @ Dallas
Cleveland @ Oakland
NYG @ Atlanta
Chicago @ Detroit
Seems random - can't exactly say any of the road wins were huge upsets
Edit: home team wins in bold
San Diego @ KC
Atlanta @ Washington
Indy @ NYJ
SF @ Arizona
Pitt @ NYG
Buff @ NE
Tampa @ Carolina
Washington @ Dallas
Cleveland @ Oakland
NYG @ Atlanta
Chicago @ Detroit
Seems random - can't exactly say any of the road wins were huge upsets
Edit: home team wins in bold
Edited by tims4wins, 15 January 2013 - 03:04 PM.
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 03:05 PM
starting with week 4...
San Diego @ KC
Atlanta @ Washington
Indy @ NYJ
SF @ Arizona
Pitt @ NYG
Buff @ NE
Tampa @ Carolina
Washington @ Dallas
Cleveland @ Oakland
NYG @ Atlanta
Chicago @ Detroit
Seems random
Other than Buffalo @ NE and perhaps NYG @ ATL (both wins by the home team), it does seem like a vast majority of these games feature at least equally-talented road teams.
Edited by Wilco's Last Fan, 15 January 2013 - 03:11 PM.
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