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Week 20, Patriots vs. Ravens (Bring on the Niners!)


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#1 Ed Hillel


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Posted 14 January 2013 - 07:42 PM

Ravens suck, we are awesome. Ray Lewis is a murderer, and, even worse, a snitch. Nobody likes a snitch. Except everybody apparently. Fuck Ray Lewis, fuck everyone. Yay Patriots. Yay Kayla.

#2 Stitch01


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Posted 14 January 2013 - 07:44 PM

Falcons misspelled in the thread title.

#3 G String Quartet


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Posted 14 January 2013 - 07:48 PM

I have a bad feeling about this...

#4 Marbleheader


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Posted 14 January 2013 - 07:50 PM

Good God

#5 SMU_Sox


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Posted 14 January 2013 - 07:55 PM

I hope we get the Falcons although I think ATL gets their ass kicked. I think we can get enough pressure on Matt Ryan to negate their strong passing attack. Their running attack is awful.

#6 Ed Hillel


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Posted 14 January 2013 - 08:02 PM

OH MY GAWD CALM DOWN PEOPLES

And we're obviously playing the Niners in the Superbowl, everyone knows it!

Edited by Ed Hillel, 14 January 2013 - 08:03 PM.


#7 SMU_Sox


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Posted 14 January 2013 - 08:10 PM

No one is freaked out. We've been through this before. So what you are trying to do is get us a better matchup in the SB. Thanks man - you're a real nice guy.

#8 Dan to Theo to Ben


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Posted 14 January 2013 - 08:12 PM

Hillel just wants to ensure that Skrub gets to go to a party. Simmer down, people.

#9 Stitch01


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Posted 14 January 2013 - 08:26 PM

OH MY GAWD CALM DOWN PEOPLES

And we're obviously playing the Niners in the Superbowl, everyone knows it!


Oh now I c what u did there

#10 mt8thsw9th


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Posted 14 January 2013 - 08:46 PM

OMG

POSTING SOMETHING ON AN INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD IS GOING TO CAUSE SOMETHING TO HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE

YOU'RE GONNA JINX EM

#11 tims4wins


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Posted 14 January 2013 - 09:01 PM

Pats 837 Ravens -2

#12 Dan to Theo to Ben


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Posted 14 January 2013 - 09:04 PM

Pats 837 Ravens -2


that is no possible




a team cannot score negative points.

#13 tims4wins


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Posted 14 January 2013 - 09:07 PM

Flacco will shit out of his own end zone and the refs shall award a negative safety

#14 MJM2344

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 09:08 PM

Ray Ray would be in prison if McNulty was lead detective in his case.

#15 snowmanny

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 09:13 PM

Pats 837 Ravens -2


119 touchdowns and two safeties? No team has ever scored two safeties in a playoff game. That would be a record. Not even counting the negative safety.

#16 redsahx

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 09:38 PM

I hope the Pats don't run the no huddle this week because I don't want anyone to think their they're pussies.

Edit: A constructive spelling/grammar lesson in a gamethread.

Edited by redsahx, 14 January 2013 - 09:38 PM.


#17 Dan to Theo to Ben


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Posted 14 January 2013 - 09:39 PM

I hope the Pats don't run the no huddle this week because I don't want anyone to think their pussies.


how else you gonna score 837 points? Flacco is only good for 3 pick-6's a game.

#18 redsahx

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 09:40 PM

Ravens suck, we are awesome. Ray Lewis is a murderer, and, even worse, a snitch. Nobody likes a snitch. Except everybody apparently. Fuck Ray Lewis, fuck everyone. Yay Patriots. Yay Kayla.


Not only was Ray a snitch, he was a really bad snitch because the other guys still got off.

#19 Dogman2


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Posted 14 January 2013 - 10:26 PM

The fuck is wrong with you?

#20 Phragle


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Posted 14 January 2013 - 10:46 PM

I have a bad feeling about this...


It's "Human Nature"

#21 Phragle


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Posted 14 January 2013 - 10:56 PM

Kayla really makes me want to "Beat It"

#22 Phragle


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Posted 14 January 2013 - 10:58 PM

Ray Ray would be in prison if McNulty was lead detective in his case.


No way. Ray is Invincible.

#23 TheWalthamKid

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 11:39 PM

No way. Ray is Invincible.


It's because him and ONLY him is in possession of the most powerful weapon in the world.

I'm not religious, but doesn't it bother other people that Ray attributes his victories to God. Like not only does God concern himself with the outcomes of football games, but that he aids those who are good Christians and pray to him in victory?

Edited by TheWalthamKid, 14 January 2013 - 11:43 PM.


#24 There is no Rev


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Posted 14 January 2013 - 11:50 PM

I love dogman2 unconditionally.

#25 There is no Rev


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Posted 14 January 2013 - 11:50 PM

Wait. No. That's stupid.

#26 Dogman2


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Posted 14 January 2013 - 11:54 PM

Quick, give me a 1000 words on why it's stupid?

#27 Darnell's Son

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 12:38 AM

I love dogman2 Kayla unconditionally.


Dogman2 is so 2012, 2013 is the year of Kayla.

#28 Nator

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 12:43 AM

It's because him and ONLY him is in possession of the most powerful weapon in the world.

I'm not religious, but doesn't it bother other people that Ray attributes his victories to God. Like not only does God concern himself with the outcomes of football games, but that he aids those who are good Christians and pray to him in victory?


But if God is omnipotent, then he can concern himself with the outcome of a football game while steering the courses of 2 super massive black holes through the Andromeda galaxy.

That's assuming there is a God.

Am I going to Hell now?

Fuck, it's late and I am an idiot. Let's just hope the Patriots keel-haul these purple shirted dickbags and then burn their corpses at the stake before stuffing the ashes into a cannonball that gets fired back towards the DelMarVa peninsula.

Edited by Nator, 15 January 2013 - 12:44 AM.


#29 Andrew


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Posted 15 January 2013 - 02:06 AM

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Wes Welker says: "Let's not talk pointed trash. Ray is a sharp player. We're going to take a stab at it and play our hearts out. This game will be decided on the edge of a blade, it could go either way."

Edited by Andrew, 15 January 2013 - 02:11 AM.


#30 TheoShmeo


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Posted 15 January 2013 - 05:32 AM

Karma Shwamra. You go, girl.

#31 bluefenderstrat

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 08:27 AM

Sunday
Posted Image Clear. High of 37F with a windchill as low as 25F. Breezy. Winds from the WSW at 15 to 30 mph.


Sunday Night
Posted Image Clear. Low of 10F with a windchill as low as -6F. Windy. Winds from the WNW at 20 to 30 mph.


Bleah. Hopefully the wind isn't a factor in the passing game.

#32 Ed Hillel


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Posted 15 January 2013 - 08:29 AM

With Air Flacco on the other side I wouldn't mind that.

#33 TheoShmeo


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Posted 15 January 2013 - 08:43 AM

Yup. Flacco's recent bombs have been moonshots that look more like punts than passes. Those would more likely be affected by the wind than Brady's more direct style of throws. And Flacco is a raging tool.

#34 AlNipper49


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Posted 15 January 2013 - 08:55 AM

We used to call those injured ducks.

Flacco throws so many that Phil Robertson gets a raging boner when he watches them play.

#35 Import78

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 09:04 AM

It's because him and ONLY him is in possession of the most powerful weapon in the world.

I'm not religious, but doesn't it bother other people that Ray attributes his victories to God. Like not only does God concern himself with the outcomes of football games, but that he aids those who are good Christians and pray to him in victory?


Well, God has to do something, I mean God isn't running around causing world peace or feeding the starving or even preventing people from being assholes. Maybe this is the cause for many of the world's problems. God made the NFL so much fun and go so invested in it that he can't look away long enough to fix the other problems with the world.

Also, crush the ravens.

#36 kelpapa

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 09:27 AM

Like not only does God concern himself with the outcomes of football games, but that he aids those who are good Christians and pray to him in victory?


What the fuck does this have to do with Ray Lewis?

#37 Seabass177


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Posted 15 January 2013 - 09:29 AM

that is no possible




a team cannot score negative points.


This person is right.

#38 H78

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 09:55 AM

Real prediction:

Ravens 20
Patriots 31

Patriots up 24-20 late, and we get a foot-on-their-throat killer drive with under 05:00 to play. Several shots of Ray Lewis on the field starting at about 06:00 left on the clock, hands on hips, looking as if he knows the end is near. Ridley or Woodhead punches a final TD in; afterwards the Ravens try to rally with a quick TD but turn it over on downs with just over two minutes left on the clock.

Brady gets down on one knee, in the victory formation, to run out the clock.

MVP: Talib plays the game of his life - one pick, several passes defensed, no deep bombs given up on his side of the field despite several attempts from Flacco.

As for the early game, the closer we get the more I'm feeling a Falcons upset. I'd love to see Niners/Pats, but I'm starting to think the Falcons control Kap and win 24-17.

#39 Mystic Merlin


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Posted 15 January 2013 - 11:38 AM

Fouts has, like, opinions.

Speaking on an episode of “NFL Monday QB” on CBS Sports Network, former Chargers quarterback Dan Fouts took a veiled shot at Tom Brady, hinting the Patriots quarterback gets special treatment from officials.
“Tom Brady has to be protected to be effective,” said Fouts, who has become an NFL analyst for CBS Sports. “He’s protected better than anybody — not only by his offensive line, but sometimes, by those guys in the striped shirts.”

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#40 Wilco's Last Fan

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 12:13 PM

Fouts has, like, opinions.


http://www.nflpenalt...asser?year=2012

Maybe I'm reading this wrong, but—despite playing one more game than most teams—aren't the Pats just 20th in the league in drawn roughing-the-passer penalties, having garnered just two all season?

They've also been called for three, so they haven't even benefited from roughing-the-passer in the aggregate.

Unless there's some other way the refs can protect Brady, isn't Fouts an idiot?

Edited by Wilco's Last Fan, 15 January 2013 - 12:14 PM.


#41 Shelterdog


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Posted 15 January 2013 - 12:20 PM

Fouts has, like, opinions.


Not saying it's Brady-centric but the officials allowed an awful lot of holding on Sunday. 1 sack and about 10 QB hits in close to 100 passing attempts? I noticed a whole bunch of blatant holds by the Texans, and while I wasn't watching for it (I try to watch upfield when the Pats are on offense) I assume they held the Texans' pass rush in check largedly through some judicious holding as well.

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 01:46 PM

http://www.thebiglea...y-shamed-video/

#43 SoxFanInPdx

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 02:35 PM

http://www.thebiglea...y-shamed-video/


Good god. Quite the father and husband. Seriously, that's one of the most disturbing videos that doesn't involve death.

Edited by SoxFanInPdx, 15 January 2013 - 02:35 PM.


#44 jsinger121


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Posted 15 January 2013 - 02:53 PM


Marc Bertrand@Marc_Bertrand

Bill Leavy is the referee for Sunday's #Patriots #Ravens game. In games he has worked this season, the home team's winning % is only .273



#45 Wilco's Last Fan

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 02:54 PM

I'd love to know what those games actually are. If they were something like Broncos @ Chiefs, that makes some sense.

#46 jsinger121


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Posted 15 January 2013 - 03:00 PM


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Now that you have freaked out, here is one to make you feel much better! In 196 career games for Leavy, The home teams are perfect .500



#47 tims4wins


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Posted 15 January 2013 - 03:01 PM

starting with week 4...

San Diego @ KC
Atlanta @ Washington
Indy @ NYJ
SF @ Arizona
Pitt @ NYG
Buff @ NE
Tampa @ Carolina
Washington @ Dallas
Cleveland @ Oakland
NYG @ Atlanta
Chicago @ Detroit

Seems random - can't exactly say any of the road wins were huge upsets

Edit: home team wins in bold

Edited by tims4wins, 15 January 2013 - 03:04 PM.


#48 Wilco's Last Fan

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 03:05 PM

starting with week 4...

San Diego @ KC
Atlanta @ Washington
Indy @ NYJ
SF @ Arizona
Pitt @ NYG
Buff @ NE
Tampa @ Carolina
Washington @ Dallas
Cleveland @ Oakland
NYG @ Atlanta
Chicago @ Detroit

Seems random


Other than Buffalo @ NE and perhaps NYG @ ATL (both wins by the home team), it does seem like a vast majority of these games feature at least equally-talented road teams.

Edited by Wilco's Last Fan, 15 January 2013 - 03:11 PM.


#49 sachmoney


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Posted 15 January 2013 - 03:14 PM

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Will there be punch and pie?

EDIT: That Ravens fan video..."You all done, daddy?" -best line

Edited by sachmoney, 15 January 2013 - 03:18 PM.


#50 bigsid05

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 04:29 PM

Torrey Smith scares the crap out of me. Win this game.



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