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7/21 - She may not look like much, kid. But, she's got it where it squishes.


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#1 Curll

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Posted 20 July 2012 - 11:53 PM

Avenge my previous failure, oh Red Sox.

#2 Frank, Fenway

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 02:08 AM

When this team is flat they just flat out fucking suck. I fucking hate watching this team when they are this flat.

#3 SoxLegacy

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 07:35 AM

They were flat...hopefully no more of this:

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#4 dbn

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 09:13 AM

Don't worry, we have the "back" of the rotation starting today. They'll be fine.

#5 NoMaRRaMoN

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 11:08 AM

Time for the opposite of flat...

#6 jnlevetoncnmt

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 11:55 AM

It's the gamethread that made the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.

#7 Clemente38

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 12:50 PM

It's a SoSH Bash game, something always happens - inside the park home runs, walk outs in the 8th and walk offs in the ninth, squashing the wave, SoSHers escorted to the closest exit. The challenge is to pay attention to the game with all the distractions in the stand.

If you haven't attended, try it, as it is a unique experience.

Look forward to seeing all at the pre-game Bash and here's hoping Cook doesn't turn into a pumpkin tonight or it could get ugly.

And of course, thanks BSL for setting this up for all of us.

#8 mauidano


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Posted 21 July 2012 - 01:34 PM

Ground balls tonight. Feel great about the right side of the infield tonight. WMB & Avilles, pay attention, they're coming your way too. FFS, let's score some runs early and win!

#9 BannedbyNYYFans.com

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 02:51 PM

No Ellsbury. Per Edes, nothing is wrong, just a day off.

Nava RF

Crawford LF

Pedroia 2B

Gonzalez 1B

Ross DH

Saltalamacchia C

Middlebrooks 3B

Sweeney CF

Ciriaco SS


RHP Aaron Cook (2-2, 3.34)


Edited by BannedbyNYYFans.com, 21 July 2012 - 02:52 PM.


#10 mikeot

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 03:48 PM

Pete Abraham@PeteAbe
Ellsbury has what is being termed. "planned day off" today.

#11 mikeot

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 03:57 PM

Abraham also reports Aviles out with turf toe, situation day-to-day.

#12 soxhop411

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 04:10 PM

Michael Silverman@MikeSilvermanBB
BobbyV noted Beckett warms up earlier than any SP. Relate to 1st inning probs? Not sure but 'can't teach that dog new tricks' #redsox

#13 soxhop411

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 04:16 PM

is today the day, they announce what role tek has with the sox?

#14 SemperFidelisSox


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Posted 21 July 2012 - 04:39 PM

You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but you can teach a stubborn asshole how to warm up differently. That's why you have pitching coaches, Bobby.

#15 soxhop411

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 04:41 PM

Rob Bradford@bradfo
McClure said plans on talking to Beckett about him typically warming up earlier than other pitcher just to cover all angles re 1st inn woes

#16 Al Zarilla


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Posted 21 July 2012 - 04:51 PM

Rob Bradford@bradfo
McClure said plans on talking to Beckett about him typically warming up earlier than other pitcher just to cover all angles re 1st inn woes

"What's that Bob? Oh, would you hand me that KFC bucket and that beer too. What was that you said again?"

#17 Kilgore A. Trout


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Posted 21 July 2012 - 05:06 PM

It's the gamethread that made the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.


A Star Wars reference. Great. We're doomed.

#18 E5 Yaz


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Posted 21 July 2012 - 05:11 PM

A Star Wars reference. Great. We're doomed.


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#19 JohnnyTheBone

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 05:12 PM

"What's that Bob? Oh, would you hand me that KFC bucket and that beer too. What was that you said again?"


A Chicken & Beer reference. Great. We're doomed.

#20 jnlevetoncnmt

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 05:14 PM

A Star Wars reference. Great. We're doomed.


Isn't the title of the gamethread a star wars reference? If we lose it's not my fault.

#21 E5 Yaz


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Posted 21 July 2012 - 05:20 PM

Isn't the title of the gamethread a star wars reference? If we lose it's not my fault.


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#22 E5 Yaz


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Posted 21 July 2012 - 05:23 PM

ESPNJoeyMac Joe McDonald
Blue Jays manager and former Sox pitching coach John Farrell: "It was an honor to be in the same uniform as Jason Varitek.”

#23 Kilgore A. Trout


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Posted 21 July 2012 - 05:23 PM

You guys do remember where the image of our holy BABIP God is from, right?

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It goes with Luke and company like oil and water.

Edited by Kilgore A. Trout, 21 July 2012 - 05:28 PM.


#24 soxhop411

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 05:33 PM



Might cook be our newest knuckleballer?

RT @TBritton_Projo Cook said he's been fooling around with a knuckleball, too. Might we see it tonight? "Maybe," he said with a smirk.


Edited by soxhop411, 21 July 2012 - 05:33 PM.


#25 rembrat


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Posted 21 July 2012 - 05:36 PM

He better fucking not.

#26 bloodysox

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 05:38 PM

Might cook be our newest knuckleballer?

:barf:

#27 Kilgore A. Trout


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Posted 21 July 2012 - 05:41 PM

Might cook be our newest knuckleballer?


On Jason Varitek night, no less.

#28 mauidano


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Posted 21 July 2012 - 05:45 PM

Might cook be our newest knuckleballer?

Right up there with Padilla and his epheus pitch.

#29 bloodysox

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 05:45 PM

Pregame ceremony stream

Edited by bloodysox, 21 July 2012 - 05:45 PM.


#30 E5 Yaz


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Posted 21 July 2012 - 05:51 PM

Don't mess with his Dad

#31 bloodysox

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 05:52 PM

Varitek has a great taste in women. His wife is pretty close to Heidi's level.

#32 Soxaholic

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 05:54 PM

NOMAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#33 E5 Yaz


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Posted 21 July 2012 - 05:55 PM

"And now, the guy who washed Tek's jock straps for 15 years"

#34 InsideTheParker


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Posted 21 July 2012 - 05:57 PM

It occurred to me this afternoon that out of the last 18, the Sox have had one good inning. Hoping for a lot more tonight.
Geaux, Sox!

#35 Kilgore A. Trout


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Posted 21 July 2012 - 05:58 PM

Anyone else secretly hoping that at the end of this ceremony they're going to announce Bobby was fired an hour ago and Tek is the new manager?

#36 TheYellowDart5


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Posted 21 July 2012 - 05:58 PM

Is there any way they can digitally edit Lugo out of any and all 2007 World Series footage? I know he was good in that series and all, but still.

#37 Rasputin


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Posted 21 July 2012 - 05:59 PM

A Star Wars reference. Great. We're doomed.


Not until the prequels.

#38 mikeford


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Posted 21 July 2012 - 06:00 PM

Not until the prequels.

The what now?

#39 SemperFidelisSox


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Posted 21 July 2012 - 06:00 PM

I thought Beckett, Lester and Clay were going to present him with a bronzed bucket of Popeye's.

#40 AimingForYoko


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Posted 21 July 2012 - 06:00 PM

Not until the prequels.


What prequels? Lucas retired in '97.

#41 TheYellowDart5


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Posted 21 July 2012 - 06:01 PM

"But wait, there's more!" And then golf clubs. Is this a ceremony or an old episode of The Price Is Right?

And a big ole truck. Perfect.

#42 AimingForYoko


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Posted 21 July 2012 - 06:01 PM

Did Wake get a truck?

#43 Kilgore A. Trout


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Posted 21 July 2012 - 06:02 PM

Looks like they took Lester's truck away from him and gave it to Varitek. That'll show him for sucking.

#44 Dropkick Izzy

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 06:02 PM

"We miss old mommy...".

#45 fineyoungarm

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 06:02 PM

A Chicken & Beer reference. Great. We're doomed.


Doom references. We're double dare doomed.

#46 Soxaholic

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 06:02 PM

This is awkward.

#47 Nomar813

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 06:03 PM

"We miss old mommy...".

And we miss Heidi.

#48 mikeford


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Posted 21 July 2012 - 06:03 PM

We appreciate you. (even though we basically forced you into retirement)

#49 mikeford


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Posted 21 July 2012 - 06:04 PM

Okay this is way too much.

#50 Flynn4ever

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 06:05 PM

Game on TV in Japan! Early beers and sending the family off to the in-laws!




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