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#1 MentalDisabldLst


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Posted 13 July 2012 - 12:15 PM

You all probably know that the Olympic Village, where the athletes stay, is a hotbed of hookups, a mecca of makeouts, a cemetery of celibacy. They get there, they're tapering from their workout plans, have tons of excess energy and a lot of time, and end up fucking like rabbits.

You may be saying to yourself, "sure, but I'm not a world-class athlete, so what the hell do I care?"

Well, ESPN has you covered in a pretty extensive set of on-the-record interviews. Some juicy quotes:

The dining hall is among everyone's first village stops. "When I walked in for the first time in Atlanta," says women's soccer player Brandi Chastain, "there were loud cheers. So we look over and see two French handballers dressed only in socks, shoes, jockstraps, neckties and hats on top of a dining table, feeding one another lunch. We're like, 'Holy cow, what is this place?'" Many liken it to a high school cafeteria, "except everyone's beautiful," says Julie Foudy, who has two golds and one silver from playing soccer in three Olympics and is now an analyst for ESPN. "We'd graze over our food for hours watching all the eye candy, wondering why I got married."

Those who desire a little privacy can borrow a hotel room from their agents or visiting friends. "You can get pretty much whatever you want if you flash your medal," says one American female. "That usually does the trick." Not quite everything. At the Lillehammer Games in 1994, two German bobsledders tried using their medals as currency. "They made it clear that they'd trade me their gold for all kinds of other favors," Sheinberg says. "I said jokingly, 'Thanks, but Tommy Moe has a medal. I'll play with his.'" The Germans were hoping for some group fun, which is not uncommon in the village. One skier tells a story from the Vancouver Games in 2010, when six athletes -- "some Germans, Canadians and Austrians" -- got together at a home outside the Whistler village. "It was a late-night whirlpool party. It turned into a whirlpool orgy."

After the Beijing Games, the women went, well, Hollywood. Solo recounts the story: "I probably shouldn't tell you this, but we met a bunch of celebrities. Vince Vaughn partied with us. Steve Byrne, the comedian. And at some point we decided to take the party back to the village, so we started talking to the security guards, showed off our gold medals, got their attention and snuck our group through without credentials -- which is absolutely unheard of." And, she adds, "I may have snuck a celebrity back to my room without anybody knowing, and snuck him back out. But that's my Olympic secret." The best part, according to Solo? "When we were done partying, we got out of our nice dresses, got back into our stadium coats and, at 7 a.m. with no sleep, went on the Today show drunk. Needless to say, we looked like hell."


I'm not normally one for juicy details, but I expect we'll hear some good stories over the next month. Post 'em here. Maybe Pseu and Bonger can talk their way into an orgy with a Swedish running team.

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Posted 13 July 2012 - 12:45 PM

I used to work with a guy that won two Silver Medals, he has a ton of stories like these from the Olympics that he participated in, many of which have been verified by a current SoSHer.

#3 Monbo Jumbo


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Posted 13 July 2012 - 01:27 PM

Big advantage to be finished with your event early in the games.

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Posted 13 July 2012 - 03:17 PM

Big advantage to be finished with your event early in the games.


The only time finishing early is good....

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Posted 13 July 2012 - 09:12 PM

Throwing a javelin has to be up there for great metaphors:


"But he hadn't seen anything like the dorm room in Sydney he shared with a javelin thrower, which had instantly become a revolving door of women without backstories. "It's like Vegas," Godina explains. "You learn not to ask a lot of questions."

That randy roommate of Godina's, Greer, picks up the story: Each day, the shaggy blond was visited by three women, sometimes just hours apart -- an accomplished pole vaulter and former flame; a mighty hurdler who "tried to dominate me," Greer says; and a "very talented" vacationer from Scandinavia. Greer says his Olympian partners were, like him, looking to "complete the Olympics training puzzle.""


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Posted 14 July 2012 - 04:28 AM

The lady I go to for massages every once in a while is the current masseuse for an NBA team and the former masseuse for the US Ski team and she has crazy stories from the Olympics in Whistler. Basically she said guys like Bode Miller (though not just him) were more amazing than you could imagine because they would be passed out in their hot tubs with 3 girls at 6 AM the day of the race and end up skiing world record times later that morning. She said the Olympics were by far the craziest thing she's seen and she's worked for MLS, NBA, quarterbacks, etc. She also said of all pro athletes that hockey players were the toughest and soccer players were the biggest babies. Also, the sun sets in the West.

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Posted 14 July 2012 - 07:29 AM

I would not find olympic female athletes attractive. Too much muscle.

Fans on the otherhand...

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Posted 14 July 2012 - 01:21 PM

I remember Matt Syed (former British Table Tennis player, now sportswriter) writing an article on this that was quite entertaining. I'm not sure how much you can link from articles that have been reposted in their entirety on other fora? Anyway,

I am often asked if the Olympic village - the vast restaurant and housing conglomeration that hosts the world's top athletes for the duration of the Games - is the sex-fest it is cracked up to be. My answer is always the same: too right it is. I played my first Games in Barcelona in 1992 and got laid more often in those two and a half weeks than in the rest of my life up to that point. That is to say twice, which may not sound a lot, but for a 21-year-old undergraduate with crooked teeth, it was a minor miracle.

Barcelona was, for many of us Olympic virgins, as much about sex as it was about sport. There were the gorgeous hostesses - there to assist the athletes - in their bright yellow shirts and black skirts; there were the indigenous lovelies who came to watch the competitions. And then there were the female athletes - literally thousands of them - strutting, shimmying, sashaying and jogging around the village, clad in Lycra and exposing yard upon yard of shiny, toned, rippling and unimaginably exotic flesh. Women from all the countries of the world: muscular, virile, athletic and oozing oestrogen. I spent so much time in a state of lust that I could have passed out. Indeed, for all I knew I did pass out - in a place like that how was one to tell the difference between dreamland and reality?



#9 mt8thsw9th


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Posted 14 July 2012 - 02:16 PM

Maybe Bonger can talk their way into an orgy with a Swedish running team.


Only if it's at a buffet and they're carb-loading.

#10 Fred not Lynn


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Posted 15 July 2012 - 11:45 PM

You know who parties most in the Olympic Village? Germs. Traditionally, there is a nasty flu outbreak in the village during the Games as men and women from around the world share their various strains of ill with their stressed out and often physically fatigued colleagues. Many serious contenders avoid the village like the plague until their events are completed.

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#11 MentalDisabldLst


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Posted 16 July 2012 - 12:55 AM

You know who parties most in the Olympic Village? Germs. Traditionally, there is a nasty flu outbreak in the village during the Games as men and women from around the world share their various strains of ill with their stressed out and often physically fatigued colleagues. Many serious contenders avoid the village like the plague until their events are completed.


Thanks, Buzz Killington

#12 Spacemans Bong


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Posted 16 July 2012 - 01:31 PM

Only if it's at a buffet and they're carb-loading.

I'll be on my honeymoon in Montreal so I'll be getting laid more than the athletes, just not in London. Now go fuck yourself.

Edited by Spacemans Bong, 16 July 2012 - 01:31 PM.


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Posted 16 July 2012 - 02:40 PM

I'll be on my honeymoon in Montreal so I'll be getting laid more than the athletes, just not in London. Now go fuck yourself.


Do you bring sand to the beach, too? ;)

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Posted 16 July 2012 - 05:13 PM

I'll be on my honeymoon in Montreal so I'll be getting laid more than the athletes, just not in London. Now go fuck yourself.


Enjoy the top of the mountain. It's all downhill from there!

#15 Spacemans Bong


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Posted 16 July 2012 - 05:22 PM

Do you bring sand to the beach, too? ;)


I'm allowed in the water at English beaches, but to Montreal I'm bringing the sand, the water, the deckchairs and the freakin' sunscreen. Which she's gonna need, the little Micker.

By the way, in honor of RMPS, the first time I get bumped in the airport I'll do a swan dive for y'all.

#16 MentalDisabldLst


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Posted 16 July 2012 - 06:05 PM

Let me get this straight, you live in Europe, you have a choice of readily-accessible places like Spain, Italy, Greece, Turkey, France... and you go for Montreal?

I hope she gives up the starfish.

#17 Spacemans Bong


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Posted 17 July 2012 - 04:42 AM

Forget the Cinque Terre, I hope our eyes meet across the table through the steam of a hot poutine.

Edited by Spacemans Bong, 17 July 2012 - 04:45 AM.


#18 PedroSpecialK


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Posted 17 July 2012 - 07:42 AM

The clamor of construction and protests will definitely get her hot and bothered.

#19 Spacemans Bong


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Posted 17 July 2012 - 09:04 AM

That's not a deal breaker when you come from the riot-filled building site that is the host of the 2012 Olympic Games.

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:18 AM

I'll be on my honeymoon in Montreal so I'll be getting laid more than the athletes, just not in London. Now go fuck yourself.

Enjoy the top of the mountain.


A bit harsh to say that about somebody's new wife, don't you think?

#21 PedroSpecialK


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Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:18 AM

That's not a deal breaker when you come from the riot-filled building site that is the host of the 2012 Olympic Games.

That's a good point. I still posit that hearing Joual during such calamitous events would put Montreal over the top, but to each his own.

On topic, the image of Steve Byrne or Vince Vaughn (or both) on Hope Solo is very funny.

Edited by PedroSpecialK, 17 July 2012 - 11:18 AM.


#22 Spacemans Bong


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Posted 17 July 2012 - 12:07 PM

A bit harsh to say that about somebody's new wife, don't you think?


Very well played, kakkerlak.

#23 cjdmadcow

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 01:05 PM

What does it say about the patrons of this fair board that the thread with the most comment in the Olympics forum concerns the sexual antics of athletes, past & present?

:bravo:

On yer bike, Victoria

Edit: Why the heck can't I post images? There's 'sposed to be a rather nice shot of Victoria Pendleton here.

Edited by cjdmadcow, 17 July 2012 - 01:07 PM.


#24 mt8thsw9th


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Posted 17 July 2012 - 02:56 PM

I'll be on my honeymoon in Montreal so I'll be getting laid more than the athletes, just not in London. Now go fuck yourself.


Some guys have all the luck.

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 03:51 PM

I'll be on my honeymoon in Montreal so I'll be getting laid more than the athletes, just not in London. Now go fuck yourself.

Every Olympics, there's a faction of local residents who leave town to avoid the Games. After the Olympics, there's a faction of local residents who regret having left town and missed the once in a lifetime opportunity to experience an awe-inspiring event first hand.

Even Sprowl stuck around Vancouver for a little while, and if I recall correctly, is glad that he did.

Edited by Fred not Lynn, 17 July 2012 - 03:52 PM.


#26 Spacemans Bong


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Posted 18 July 2012 - 06:31 AM

Every Olympics, there's a faction of local residents who leave town to avoid the Games. After the Olympics, there's a faction of local residents who regret having left town and missed the once in a lifetime opportunity to experience an awe-inspiring event first hand.

Even Sprowl stuck around Vancouver for a little while, and if I recall correctly, is glad that he did.

Yeah, I'm really despondent over missing handball to go on my fuckin' honeymoon. I don't hate the Olympics (I'll probably watch some on TV), but I hate that they're here, and I have no desire to stick around while London turns into a shitfest for two and a half weeks. Especially when the alternative is a trip of a lifetime.

Edited by Spacemans Bong, 18 July 2012 - 06:46 AM.


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Posted 18 July 2012 - 07:35 AM

Yeah, I'm really despondent over missing handball to go on my fuckin' honeymoon. I don't hate the Olympics (I'll probably watch some on TV), but I hate that they're here, and I have no desire to stick around while London turns into a shitfest for two and a half weeks. Especially when the alternative is a trip of a lifetime.


Speaking of handball, I'm sure you'll all be interested to know that the play that is the equivalent of the alley-oop in handball is called the Kempa Trick.

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Posted 18 July 2012 - 09:56 AM

What does it say about the patrons of this fair board that the thread with the most comment in the Olympics forum concerns the sexual antics of athletes, past & present?


Not as much as does the fact that half the posts in said thread are about a fellow poster and his wife.

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Posted 18 July 2012 - 11:04 AM

Yeah, I'm really despondent over missing handball to go on my fuckin' honeymoon. I don't hate the Olympics (I'll probably watch some on TV), but I hate that they're here, and I have no desire to stick around while London turns into a shitfest for two and a half weeks. Especially when the alternative is a trip of a lifetime.

London is always a shitfest. Also, no trip to Montreal, no matter the occasion, is the trip of a lifetime. Quebec City I could see, maybe.

I guess what I'm saying is: Montreal is Canada's Florida

Not as much as does the fact that half the posts in said thread are about a fellow poster and his wife.

Probably about two thirds, now

Edited by PedroSpecialK, 18 July 2012 - 11:15 AM.


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Posted 18 July 2012 - 01:35 PM

Yeah, I'm really despondent over missing handball to go on my fuckin' honeymoon. I don't hate the Olympics (I'll probably watch some on TV), but I hate that they're here, and I have no desire to stick around while London turns into a shitfest for two and a half weeks. Especially when the alternative is a trip of a lifetime.

Uh huh...that's what they all say. Denigrate a random sport many consider to be minor and of little interest, invoke the spectre of mild inconvienience and crowding (as if that wasn't London in the first place), and get out of Dodge. Montreal is open 52 weeks a year, you know...and as far as I know honeymooning is allowed at any time. Montreal in August is cool and all, but, "Trip of a lifetime" is London during the Olympics.

Media loves to exaggerate how inconvienient the Olympics will be - but honestly, it is never nearly as bad as they say it's going to be.

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 07:00 AM

Barcelona was, for many of us Olympic virgins, as much about sex as it was about sport. There were the gorgeous hostesses - there to assist the athletes - in their bright yellow shirts and black skirts; there were the indigenous lovelies who came to watch the competitions. And then there were the female athletes - literally thousands of them - strutting, shimmying, sashaying and jogging around the village, clad in Lycra and exposing yard upon yard of shiny, toned, rippling and unimaginably exotic flesh. Women from all the countries of the world: muscular, virile, athletic and oozing oestrogen. I spent so much time in a state of lust that I could have passed out. Indeed, for all I knew I did pass out - in a place like that how was one to tell the difference between dreamland and reality?


"virile and oozing estrogen"? that is exotic.

Edited by mpjc, 21 July 2012 - 07:01 AM.


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Posted 21 July 2012 - 09:41 AM

media's been exaggerating the difficultly of procuring tickets too. only reason i don't have an opening ceremony ticket is because bank of america declined my card at checkout, thinking my "foreign purchase" (over ticketmaster uk) was fraud. on monday, bank of america loses all of my business.

as of this post, i can get face value tickets to pretty much any session i want, though admittedly it can take a little work.

Edited by PseuFighter, 21 July 2012 - 09:42 AM.


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Posted 22 July 2012 - 02:24 PM

I would not find olympic female athletes attractive. Too much muscle.


Alas, Michelle Jenneke did not make the Australia team:


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Posted 22 July 2012 - 10:34 PM

Just picked up basketball tickets to --

Men's Group B
Spain v Great Britain
Men's Group A
USA v Nigeria

Edited by PseuFighter, 22 July 2012 - 10:34 PM.


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Posted 22 July 2012 - 10:35 PM

Still trying to get tickets to:

ZO001 (opening ceremonies)
SW002
AT003
BK023

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 08:16 AM

Are those sex tickets? Or tickets to extracurricular activities?

#37 PseuFighter


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Posted 23 July 2012 - 08:49 AM

parties, mostly.

#38 MentalDisabldLst


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Posted 23 July 2012 - 09:24 AM

Are we keeping careful track of your ticket purchases in this thread, the London Calling thread, or some other Pseufighter's Ticket Purchases thread? I just want to know where to go for all my living-vicariously needs.

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 09:54 AM

Is this a problem for you, MDL?

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Posted 27 July 2012 - 06:49 PM

Paraguayan flag-bearer, model and javelin thrower Leryn Franco Steneri takes an early lead in the 'I would' stakes! Further images are available on the web.

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Edited by cjdmadcow, 27 July 2012 - 06:50 PM.





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