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[Hendu's Gait]

Why does Ciriaco need to play every day? He is not a prospect.

So he can get better, he's only 26. But that's a valid point.

[Rudy's Curve]

I know that he needs to play everyday, that Punto can't hit, and that Gomez can't field 3B.

Ciriaco needs to play everyday? He's a 26-year old career minor leaguer on his third organization with a horrendous track record. He makes Punto look like a combination of Bonds, Ruth and Williams. And while Gomez may not be able to field 3B, Ciriaco probably doesn't either given that he's played six professional games there.

[Foulkey Reese]

We are so fucked.

[Rudy's Curve]

So he can get better, he's only 26. But that's a valid point.

He has a career .299 minor league OBP and hasn't exactly knocked the cover off the ball either. He sucks. If he didn't have a good spring training which is utterly meaningless, then no one would ever bring up his name.

[Corsi]

Oof, this one might be worse. Stanley, Offerman, Sheets, Veras.

http://www.baseball-...200004160.shtml

[mauidano]

D-Mac in pinstripes greys tonight.

Edited by mauidano, 06 July 2012 - 02:56 PM.

[AMS25]

Punto shall lead us.

[Foulkey Reese]

The Uruki are too many

[AimingForYoko]

The Uruki are too many

Your Punto avatar was scarier.

[Corsi]

D-Mac in pinstripes greys tonight.

[NomarRS05]

This lineup blows.

[Corsi]

Darnell's dreads:

[AimingForYoko]

Darnell's dreads:

Those bastards!

[fenwaypaul]

Darnell's dreads:

Shouldn't he be wearing a long-sleeve dress shirt, preferably with tasteful cufflinks, to cover those tattoos?

[103mph Screwball]

I needed this

[priestvalon]

I hate Nick Punto. I just really wanted to make that clear in case it wasn't already.

And must the Yanks insist on being so ugly? All they need is Garza and Lackey and my tv would self destruct out of horror.

Bro. The Red Sox have Vincente Padilla on the roster. The guy who if you google "Vincente Padilla Ugly" you get a raft of results of how disfigured he looks, rather than how ugly a pitchers box score was.

Any team with a player that could appear in the Walking Dead as "Swollen Face Swamp Zombie #3" WITHOUT MAKEUP doesn't get to talk about the attractiveness of another team.

[Foulkey Reese]

Yea bro. Chill wit dat.

[luckysox]

Nava and Gomez are going deep tonight. I'm feeling some Pawtucket ka-pow happening.
Maybe Good Bedkett will show up.

[dbn]

How many different players have appeared in a game for the Red Sox so far this season?

Spoiler

42. Ciriaco would make 43, and of course Crawford and possibly Bailey would make it 44 & 45.

[mauidano]

Shouldn't he be wearing a long-sleeve dress shirt, preferably with tasteful cufflinks, to cover those tattoos?

The Yankee way?

Edited by mauidano, 06 July 2012 - 03:46 PM.

[Doc Zero]

Darnell's dreads:

he could probably turn that on the street for a good amount of money -- that looks like over an ounce and New York prices are inflated

[AimingForYoko]

Bro. The Red Sox have Vincente Padilla on the roster. The guy who if you google "Vincente Padilla Ugly" you get a raft of results of how disfigured he looks, rather than how ugly a pitchers box score was.

Yes, Padilla would not look out of place in Apocalypto or with a machete in hand, but the Yanks have a whole stable full of ugly people. Besides, Jacoby balances us out.

And I'm not your bro, pal.

[E5 Yaz]

“I'll be back in a few weeks,’’ said Pedroia, who was injured diving for a ball Tuesday night in Oakland. “It’s not like I'll be out all year. Guys will weather the storm. We'll be fine.’’

[Papo The Snow Tiger]

On the brighter side, Sammy himself will be in Autograph Alley tonight.

[Jed Zeppelin]

So that's what it has come to.

We'll be fine, says the guy who said his thumb was fine.

[priestvalon]

Yes, Padilla would not look out of place in Apocalypto or with a machete in hand, but the Yanks have a whole stable full of ugly people. Besides, Jacoby balances us out.

And I'm not your bro, pal.

Like in the HOF, Peak>regular stat counting.

Who you calling pal, friend?

[Harry Hooper]

On the brighter side, Sammy himself will be in Autograph Alley tonight.

I thought he was in prison.

[TomRicardo]

Darnell's dreads:

Shit and I thought that was a picture of our line up

[Norm Siebern]

Nick Swisher deserves a fastball between the shoulder blades just because he is Nick Swisher.I don't know why, but I cannot fucking stand that ass.

[Darnell's Son]

Win it for Darnell!

[Eck'sSneakyCheese]

Been a while.

I hate the Yankees.

I hate Nick Punto.

I still fucking love this team... not sure why.

Just win the series at least...

[robssecondjob]

I hate today. Stupid employees making me wonder why I hired them. Stupid car (1969 MGB GT) got the entire exhaust system torn off from the head back to the tailpipe from the ginorous pothole the stupid town didn't fix.

Don't make me wonder why I like baseball tonight.

[joe dokes]

Darnell's dreads:

I thought he was delivering a new-player stool sample to Jeter so he could give it the "Real Yankee" taste test.

[4-6-3]

This lineup blows.

They are on the road to the basement this weekend with this lineup.

[Sprowl]

BABIP calls to us. He hungers. We must feed him.

Bro. The Red Sox have Vincente Padilla on the roster. The guy who if you google "Vincente Padilla Ugly" you get a raft of results of how disfigured he looks, rather than how ugly a pitchers box score was.

Any team with a player that could appear in the Walking Dead as "Swollen Face Swamp Zombie #3" WITHOUT MAKEUP doesn't get to talk about the attractiveness of another team.

Bye, bro.

[Foulkey Reese]

Crawford says his elbow still isn't 100%.

SELL SELL SELL

[Adrian's Dome]

Crawford says his elbow still isn't 100%.

SELL SELL SELL

I traded him in fantasy at the beginning of ST for Bailey + picks. Thought I completely screwed over the other dude. Joke's on both of us I guess.

[E5 Yaz]

Win it for Darnell!

Which team you talking to?

[SemperFidelisSox]

Welcome to the House of the Undying. America's most beloved ballpark.

[JohntheBaptist]

By the way, don't we owe Swisher one in the shoulder blades for that showboat clap in the 7-and-7 nightmare game?

I'm comfortable with it happening for no good reason at all.

[Jed Zeppelin]

Crawford says his elbow still isn't 100%.

SELL SELL SELL

The later years of his deal could get ugly but the early years will make them a lot easier to swallow.

[JohntheBaptist]

Darnell's dreads:

They really are everything that's wrong with the world. "Cut your hair." Fucking losers.

We have to win.

[E5 Yaz]

The dentist should be selling dread wigs at the gates tonight

[luckysox]

I love a good BABIP sacrifice to start a MFY series!

[fenwaypaul]

I thought he was delivering a new-player stool sample to Jeter so he could give it the "Real Yankee" taste test.

Well, Jeter certainly couldn't invoke the "small sample size" argument to invalidate that test.

[rembrat]

C - OK
1B - big power slump
2B - DL
3B -?
SS- Is what KC thought he was
LF - out all year
CF - out since April
RF - great against LHH

I heard Francona on Sunday Night Baseball say he'd be getting a lot more sleep this year than Bobby V. No kidding.

Boy you ain't kidding. I remember like 4 weeks into the season everyone was sucking each others respective penises with regards to Aviles at short.

[JohntheBaptist]

Boy you ain't kidding. I remember like 4 weeks into the season everyone was sucking each others respective penises with regards to Aviles at short.

I get Ben is their boy but could we just fucking fire Allard Baird already?

[Manramsclan]

I get Ben is their boy but could we just fucking fire Allard Baird already?

But Kyle Snyder's curveball was so nice!

This is going to be a tough one to watch. What a lineup.

[StuckOnYouk]

See this is what pisses me off. So we're gonna let Carl play with an elbow that won't be fixed until he's under the knife, but we're gonna wait for November or December for that so he can play the last few months of 2012 hurt and miss the first few months of 2013 rehabbing.

This team just needs to give up on 2012 and go full throttle 2013.

Edited by StuckOnYouk, 06 July 2012 - 05:31 PM.

[E5 Yaz]

Boy you ain't kidding. I remember like 4 weeks into the season everyone was sucking each others respective penises with regards to Aviles at short.

is this like a human centipede type of thang?