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[jose melendez]

Zomp's having trouble posting, so I'm putting this sweet item on his behalf.


The winning bidder of this auction will come to my golf course, Alpine Country Club, located in Cranston, Rhode Island and spend the day.
We’ll hit balls before we go play on our grass range, play 18 holes on our 6,715 yard course (or closer if you desire) and then have lunch/dinner depending on what time we play. Everything is on me.
The course has a slope rating of 124 and a course rating of 72.5. It was designed by Geoffrey Cornish and opened in 1960. The course is always in immaculate shape and the food at the country club is consistently rated as some of the best in New England.

The only days we couldn’t play would be Monday and Thursday. With enough notice, we could play any other day from now until October.

If this was a public course it would easily be $100 round, so let’s start the bidding there but remember it will include a dinner in our Grille Room.
Bidding will end in 10 days, on July 11th, at 9:00pm.

[The Napkin]

$100

[Koufax]

$125

[johnmd20]

Damn, if I were more local, I would win this bid and spend the day having Zomp crush me mentally and physically on the golf course. This is a cool prize.

[Zomp]

We also have a MILF of a cart girl.

[Tony the Pony]

Do I get to use Zomp's midget clubs or does Alpine rent out clubs?

[The Allented Mr Ripley]

$150

Edit: For no reason at all, I recommend that this thread be re-titled "A Day of Golf With The Zomp".

Edited by The Allented Mr Ripley, 02 July 2012 - 11:55 AM.

[glennhoffmania]

We also have a MILF of a cart girl.

Why a MILF and not some hot 22 year old cart girl?

I'd definitely bid on this if I could physically get to RI and physically swing a golf club right now.

[MannysDestination]

Oh, hell yeah. $200!

Edit: I'm open to including another SoSHer in the group too if logistics work, even if I have to mitigate some of the cost. Could be fun! Or, I'm pretty sure our respective lady friends would get along well if you wanted to make it a foursome, Zomp.

Edited by MannysDestination, 02 July 2012 - 01:55 PM.

[Dogman2]

I wish I was geographically closer. Not only would I demoralize Zomp on the course, I would look better than he while doing it.

[Zomp]

Oh, hell yeah. $200!

Edit: I'm open to including another SoSHer in the group too if logistics work, even if I have to mitigate some of the cost. Could be fun! Or, I'm pretty sure our respective lady friends would get along well if you wanted to make it a foursome, Zomp.

Fortunately, for me, Zompette has no interest in golf.

But, good idea, lets modify this one a bit.


**Whoever wins the auction can take another person with them. If it is their Significant Other who happens to golf, I'll have my girlfriend (who may, *may* at that time be my fiance) meet us up for dinner. If they don't, it can be another SoSHer, a friend, a hobo, whoever.**

[Zomp]

Why a MILF and not some hot 22 year old cart girl?

I'd definitely bid on this if I could physically get to RI and physically swing a golf club right now.

22 year old cart girls will flirt and pour you a drink. MILF cart girls will try to get rid of tan lines on the course and poor you a stiff drink.

[jose melendez]

I'm sorry did someone just suggest bidding on a foursome with Zomp and his ette?

I guess if it raises money to fight AIDS I'm good with it.

[Sille Skrub]

(who may, *may* at that time be my fiance)

WHOOOAAAAHHH!

This doesn't change the potential for a foursome, does it?

[The Four Peters]

Oh, hell yeah. $200!

Edit: I'm open to including another SoSHer in the group too if logistics work, even if I have to mitigate some of the cost. Could be fun! Or, I'm pretty sure our respective lady friends would get along well if you wanted to make it a foursome, Zomp.

Sign me up. Who's lady friend do I get to be?

In all seriousness, I'll match his bid to come and play too.

[MannysDestination]

Sign me up. Who's lady friend do I get to be?

In all seriousness, I'll match his bid to come and play too.

This will dramatically decrease the foursome quality but the golf should be fun.

[Zomp]

Sweet. Well done guys. Unless someone outbids you.

[FL4WL3SS]

Wish I was closer, I'd love a Zomp/MD v. FL4WL3SS/TFP match. I'd totally bid on that.

[Zomp]

It would end with MD and I laughing, TFP crying, and you not speaking to anyone at dinner.

[FL4WL3SS]

The TFP crying part for sure.

[Dogman2]

I'd betting TFP is better dressed on the course than you Zomp.

[Zomp]

No fucking way. I'll take a picture of all of us.

NO WAY

[Dogman2]

I really, really, really hope you are wearing Capri's on the course. Please have a picture of this for all!

[Zomp]

Unfortunately capris aren't allowed.


OH YEAH. Not that you guys are bums, well T4P is, but...no cargo shorts allowed and shirt must be tucked in at all times.

[The Four Peters]

Wait, isn't this in Rhode Island? I thought jorts were mandatory?

[Zomp]

Ok so to get this back on track (fuck you for that low blow, 4P)...

We have two bids of $200. So 2 SoSHers can outbid them, or if you bid $400 you can take a guest of your choosing thats not a SoSHer.

[Reverend]

What would this be worth if you recruited JulE6 to be the fourth?

[Zomp]

$1000 to include JulE6

[The Napkin]

JulE6 still owes me a round of golf on the cape from a previous fund raiser.

[Zomp]

Ends tomorrow night at 9pm.

[Zomp]

Closed.

Congrats to Manny D and T4P! Well done guys!

PM me your e-mail addresses so we can talk dates.

[The Four Peters]

This is going to be fun.

[The Four Peters]

Donation date: Jul 12, 2012 6:13 PM EDT
Google order number: 742292157770716 Qty Item Price 1 SOSH Overseas Slugging HIV - This donation support the SOSH Overseas Slugging HIV donation campaign to help raise $40,000 to provide SIC a new truck. $200.00 Total: $200.00

[jose melendez]

Confirm your first name with me, and I'll confirm payment

[FL4WL3SS]

Cornelius

[jose melendez]

wait, really?

[The Four Peters]

Yes, my full name is Cornelius Tunt.

[jose melendez]

You're confirmed Cornelius. Mannysd?

[FL4WL3SS]

Esteban

[MannysDestination]

Donation date: Jul 13, 2012 10:13 AM PDT
Google order number: 804325694167446 Qty Item Price 1 SOSH Overseas Slugging HIV - This donation support the SOSH Overseas Slugging HIV donation campaign to help raise $40,000 to provide SIC a new truck.

First name Miles (aka Esteban Cortez).

[jose melendez]

confirmed Esteban.