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[The Four Peters]

I thought both of those things and couldn't figure out which way he was going.

Yes, my post was much creepier than intended.

[TheRealness]

Actually I'm thinking he's happy that Hamilton looked good but sad that there's no NHL.

But still, that post had EV undercurrents.

If there's grass on the field, play ball.

[TheStoryofYourRedRightAnkle]

But hockey is played on...

Oh

Ohhhhhhhhh

Ew

[TheRealness]

Depression to pedophilia to necrophilia.... seems like a natural progression.

[Spaulding Smails]

I think its safe to say that TFP really murdered this thread with his creepiness.

[cshea]

Got an email from the Bruins today telling me to check out my account because I've been credited the APR on the 8 missed October games! $0.64! Woooooooo!!! Totally worth it guys!

[The Four Peters]

I think its safe to say that TFP really murdered this thread with his creepiness.

I'll murder you with my creepiness.

Starting with this post.

[Nomar813]

Got an email from the Bruins today telling me to check out my account because I've been credited the APR on the 8 missed October games! $0.64! Woooooooo!!! Totally worth it guys!

If you invest that $0.64 wisely, in an account that earns you one percent interest yearly, you can make $13,000 if you freeze yourself for 1,000 years.

[kenneycb]

I'll murder you with my creepiness.

Starting with this post.

The creepiest part is that we can see when you are creepily creeping on this forum. It's really quite creepy.

[PedroSpecialK]

The creepiest part is that we can see when you are creepily creeping on this forum. It's really quite creepy.

[Turrable]

If you invest that $0.64 wisely, in an account that earns you one percent interest yearly, you can make $13,000 if you freeze yourself for 1,000 years.

Spoken like a true 80's man

[TheStoryofYourRedRightAnkle]

You know, that dance wasn't as safe as they said it was.

Edited by TheStoryofYourRedRightAnkle, 20 November 2012 - 04:22 PM.

[Ed Hillel]

The best Bruins game I've ever seen, game 7 against Tampa, is on NHLN right now.

[Dropkick Izzy]

CBC feed with "Boston Bob Cole". Lolz@Habsfans.

[PedroSpecialK]

Whoa baby!

[Ed Hillel]

I knew the crowd was great this game, but damn, the last 8 minutes are fucking incredible. It's one gigantic, sustained roar.

[kenneycb]

Game 4 of the Flyers series was nuts post Looch goal when we realized they weren't coming back. I can only imagine the Tampa game. Pants party just thinking about it.

[MiracleOfO2704]

I just got in and watched the last 10 minutes on YouTube. That's the video that should define being a sports fan. Very few jumbotron prompts, and even those were just upping the volume on an already loud crowd.

[Dropkick Izzy]

Christ, you couldn't have written that shit any better, could you???

[Dropkick Izzy]

"offside ... just barely".

Fucking Die olczyk.

[kenneycb]

I just got in and watched the last 10 minutes on YouTube. That's the video that should define being a sports fan. Very few jumbotron prompts, and even those were just upping the volume on an already loud crowd.

Not sure about Tampa but the entire crowd stayed up and cheered through the TV timeout and everything. It was very difficult hiding my visible erection.

[NickEsasky]

Not sure about Tampa but the entire crowd stayed up and cheered through the TV timeout and everything. It was very difficult hiding my visible erection.

Needed a bit more than your normal thimble huh?

[Nomar813]

Not sure about Tampa but the entire crowd stayed up and cheered through the TV timeout and everything. It was very difficult hiding my visible erection.

Just do what everyone else does and hide it in TFP's mom.

[The Four Peters]

That was well played.

[The Napkin]

Just thinking about how it felt to be there is giving me goosebumps again. And perhaps a little bit of an anxiety attack. I don't think I said a word the last 5 or 10 minutes. Just kind of stood and nervously swayed back and forth and cheered and clapped and then exhaled at every whistle and took a sip of water because my mouth was so dry. It was so loud and then every deflected pass or clear it just got louder. It was practically orgasmic. Damn.

But enough about being with TFP's mom...

[The Napkin]

NESN will be showing Tampa Game 7 on Tuesday night at 8.

[AMcGhie]

Just realized that the annual Bruins/Stars line brawl was in one of the first round of cancellations. Had to watch the fights from 2 years ago (3 in the first 4 seconds) to calm down (link)

[Hildy]

I've got a kid who wants to watch hockey with me, praise Jeebus, but no hockey to watch. Local college hockey is all I've got these days. I may be forced into Meffa to watch the damn Jumbos, for Pete's (but not TFP) sake.

[The Four Peters]

I've got a kid who wants to watch hockey with me, praise Jeebus, but no hockey to watch. Local college hockey is all I've got these days. I may be forced into Meffa to watch the damn Jumbos, for Pete's (but not TFP) sake.

Don't you dare talk bad about the Jumbos.

[kenneycb]

Your color scheme sucks.

[The Four Peters]

What's wrong with these?

[kenneycb]

I thought you guys had brown pants. The poop jokes literally wrote themselves as I continually poke checked them when they came across the blue line.

[Blacken]

What's wrong with these?

Was UMaine having a sale?

[Hildy]

Plus: Jumbos! That's what you call an animated Disney character, not a hockey team. The name should evoke thoughts of grace, speed, blood and fierceness. Like, for example, the Fighting White Mules.
I was thinking of going to the game on the 8th--are these well-attended?

Edited by Hildy, 27 November 2012 - 07:45 AM.

[TheStoryofYourRedRightAnkle]

Why's it always gotta be a white mule?

[Hildy]

Black mules are only used for covert operations; more ninja than fisticuffs.

Edited by Hildy, 27 November 2012 - 01:18 PM.

[The Four Peters]

Plus: Jumbos! That's what you call an animated Disney character, not a hockey team. The name should evoke thoughts of grace, speed, blood and fierceness. Like, for example, the Fighting White Mules.
I was thinking of going to the game on the 8th--are these well-attended?

I haven't been to a game in ages so I honestly can't tell you.

And Jumbos are smart, physical, and intimidating. And if you mess with us, we'll sit on you.

[kenneycb]

That's a lot like your mother. Well except for the smart part. The rest is dead on though.

[Myt1]

Why's it always gotta be a white mule?

So they can hide from the Bobcats against the snowy background of Waterville.

[TheStoryofYourRedRightAnkle]

Kind of a "where all the white mules at?" situation.

[The Napkin]

Damn this was a great fucking game.

[The Napkin]

Puck just went in the net off the end glass. We all know what's about to happen now.

I think I even made a joke live about now the puck knows where it's supposed to go or something like that but it's also possible that I'm making things up.

[The Napkin]

That pass by Krejci. I could watch that for hours. He had about 2 inches to get it past 3 sticks, 4 or 5 skates, and Roloson's pads. Man.

[kenneycb]

That was just hockey porn.

[kenneycb]

Seriously. I feel like I should've put some candles on, turn the lights off and watch it in my room. There's just so much to love about that entire sequence.

[The Napkin]

"Gotta get Roloson to the bench"
"They're trying!"

[Spaulding Smails]

God damn, still get chills.

[kenneycb]

Between the interception in the neutral zone with about 1.5 minutes left and the faceoff win after the faceoff, Bergy was fucking awesome. The game still gives me a dumb ass smile for multiple hours.

[LogansDad]

That was the second best game I think I have ever seen. The first being the first time I watched it, when it was live. Makes me so happy and yet so angry all at once.

[PedroSpecialK]