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[Jed Zeppelin]

Wow, I missed out on some great stuff the last day or two. Rocko's Modern Life was one of the best at following the Looney Tunes' lead and striking a perfect balance between stuff for kids and adult inside jokes. Watching it now is amazing and makes me wonder how I could ever watch it without understanding, for example, that Filburt is a Jew. Great, great show.

I always liked Doug, but it became infinitely more awesome in my memory when I realized that Billy West was the voice (MIND BLOWN). I am, however, still confused about the race dynamics on he show.

On the flip side, there were days I was sick but wouldn't stay home from school because I hated Nick Jr. (HI THERE FACE HERE) so goddamn much and the decent shows didn't start until like 2 or 3.

[Spaulding Smails]

On the flip side, there were days I was sick but wouldn't stay home from school because I hated Nick Jr. (HI THERE FACE HERE) so goddamn much and the decent shows didn't start until like 2 or 3.

Infuriating.

[Nomar813]

Nick Jr. was the worst thing in American history, non-sports/genocide related. All was well again when Stick Stickly appeared in the afternoon.

There's a song from Rocko that has been stuck in my head for about 15 years. Rocko fought city hall!

[Blacken]

I hate the RMV almost as much as I hate PSK. Only here is a 90 minute wait "not so bad". And I've been here four fucking times so far trying to get my car registration converted to Massachusetts.

I AM TRYING TO GIVE YOU MONEY, YOU ASSHATS.

[FL4WL3SS]

I hate the RMV almost as much as I hate PSK. Only here is a 90 minute wait "not so bad". And I've been here four fucking times so far trying to get my car registration converted to Massachusetts.

I AM TRYING TO GIVE YOU MONEY, YOU ASSHATS.

People hate you so much, they won't even let you buy their friendship.


It's probably because you're a ginger.

[Blacken]

I was accused of fabricating a notary public's signature because "the document doesn't have a seal".

Maine hasn't used seals for twenty years you testicle-shitting rectal warts

[The Four Peters]

God damn cunotary.

[Blacken]

That was a little forced.

[The Four Peters]

That was a little forced.

#thingssaidtoDrewDoughty

[TheStoryofYourRedRightAnkle]

Nice

[PedroSpecialK]

I only recognize the intro riff to Wolfmother's "Joker and the Thief" from Vancouver's PA after Bergeron's game 7 shortie.

God that was an awesome game.

[Blacken]

I don't always have car accidents.

But when I do, I get rear-ended by Town Cars.

[TheStoryofYourRedRightAnkle]

Your john tried to get out of there too fast afterwards, eh?

Edited by TheStoryofYourRedRightAnkle, 27 June 2012 - 09:42 AM.

[Blacken]

You've successfully made a worse joke than T4P. HOW DO YOU FEEL?

[TheStoryofYourRedRightAnkle]

I'M GOING TO DISNEYWORLD

[Smiling Joe Hesketh]

The Tick.

Holy god, The Tick. Talk about staying power, that show is still hysterical today.

Why am I only seeing this now. I have the whole thing on DVD. Great show.

It's Apocalypse Cow!

[Smiling Joe Hesketh]

#thingssaidtoDrewDoughty

Jesus this is funny.

SI's big Kings article featured "Rapin' Drew" but was written before those charges came to light. Headline was "Kings might not have Drew for next year" because of a possible work stoppage. They were right, but not for the reasons you think.

[TheRealness]

I don't always have car accidents.

But when I do, I get rear-ended by Town Cars.

Sue them. In related news, I am a lawyer.

[FL4WL3SS]

I'm almost 100% certain that I'd hire you if I needed a lawyer - the small percent chance that I wouldn't would be if I"m getting divorced, I wouldn't want you anywhere near my ex-wife.

[Blacken]

Sue them. In related news, I am a lawyer.

This is an exceptional idea. I will sue them for cosmetic damage to my 1996 Camry and the pain and suffering of having to listen to the recap of my group's standup this morning.

[TheRealness]

I'm almost 100% certain that I'd hire you if I needed a lawyer - the small percent chance that I wouldn't would be if I"m getting divorced, I wouldn't want you anywhere near my ex-wife.

I'm going to go ahead and take that as a compliment.

[TheRealness]

This is an exceptional idea. I will sue them for cosmetic damage to my 1996 Camry and the pain and suffering of having to listen to the recap of my group's standup this morning.

What state are you in? Intentional infliction of emotion distress seems like a fun case to try on those facts.

Bad comedy can be very painful for everyone.

[Blacken]

There's comedy that hurts the comedian, comedy that hurts the audience, and comedy that hurts everyone. It seems like fair is fair.

[TheRealness]

Let ME get YOU the compensation you deserve!

[NickEsasky]

My little cousin scoring on Ference at the 1:03 mark.

http://video.bruins....bed-share-video

[kenneycb]

I thought it was TFP for a second. The lack of height confused me there.

[NickEsasky]

TFP doesn't have slick moves like that.

[Smiling Joe Hesketh]

Except with the ladies...allegedly.

[kenneycb]

Except with the ladies...allegedly.

I don't think anyone considers FL4WL3SS' mom a "lady" in the traditional sense.

[AMcGhie]

Can we get off FL4W's mom? Other people need turns.

[FL4WL3SS]

I don't think anyone considers FL4WL3SS' mom a "lady" in the traditional sense.

Here we go with the knitting circles again.

[kenneycb]

And I'll say it again, where the hell is my scarf? I've been waiting a solid four years since getting into this knitting circle to get a goddamn scarf.

[FL4WL3SS]

I outsourced my work to India.

[Blacken]

TOM SESTITO IS MOVIN' TO CANADA

[TheStoryofYourRedRightAnkle]

I outsourced mine to Vancouver. It was burnt in the riots.

[The Napkin]

And I'll say it again, where the hell is my scarf? I've been waiting a solid four years since getting into this knitting circle to get a goddamn scarf.

You get plenty of pearl necklaces though. Those are kind of a scarf.

[AMcGhie]

3 C-level's and the head of HR just followed me on twitter. I don't know whether to be complimented by this or fucking freaked out.

[Over Guapo Grande]

If anyone is planning on being stuck in/around Worcester tomorrow, for $5 you can get all the ice cream you can eat at Elm Park. Benefits a really great organization

[Blacken]

3 C-level's and the head of HR just followed me on twitter. I don't know whether to be complimented by this or fucking freaked out.

That is a bad thing.

[TheShynessClinic]

I'm gonna agree with Blacken.

Unless you're really really funny (we know you're not), it's never a good thing when your bosses start tracking you on social media. It means you've probably done something to draw their attention.

[FL4WL3SS]

They probably caught wind of your Tavares trade proposal and decided to keep an eye on you to see if you do other insane things.

[Blacken]

[something about canoe advice]

[Haunted]

We never got a picture of the wife, did we?

[AMcGhie]

Talked to a couple other people. They've started following anyone that has a twitter account that works here. Still, they got blocked really quickly.

[Dropkick Izzy]

As someone who maintains a very low profile on social media (LinkedIn notwithstanding), I'm not familiar with the twitterverse. Are they able to see that you blocked them? Might that move itself throw up some red flags?

[Dollar]

I'm not big into Twitter either, but can't people read your tweets even without following you?

[AMcGhie]

You can set your account to private, and then only people who you message and people who follow you can see your tweets. Honestly, if they care that much about my messages to nerd-rockers and morning show hosts that I send out about 1/month, I really don't care.

[kenneycb]

Big Kathy Lee fan, I see.

[AMcGhie]

Who?

[Spaulding Smails]

Had an interview today, it went really well and got a call from HR a few hours later asking me to come back in which they said usually means good things. It's been a bitch without getting a paycheck since January but hopefully the light is at the end of the tunnel.