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4/10 v Toronto You Drunk?


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#1 Rasputin


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Posted 10 April 2012 - 09:15 AM

We have supped from the sweet chalice of victory.

Wait, what? The chalice is sweet? What the fuck are we suppuing? What, shouldn't that be sipping? Just what the hell is going on here anyway?

Winning?

WTF is that?

We won last night? That was winning? Well fuck, let's do it again, that was AWESOME.

#2 InsideTheParker


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Posted 10 April 2012 - 09:28 AM

I was the wuss some of you pretended to be last night and left the game to the DVR until I was told it was safe. Saved.
There was little to be ashamed of or embarrassed by last night for Red Sox fans. A good deal to feel good about.
For Jays' fans, their turn to suffer. Oh, well.
Geaux, Sox!

#3 soxhop411

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 09:51 AM

Just an FYI for those who want to watch MLBN for live look ins of this game

http://www.sportsbus...10/mlb-net.aspx

MLBN has their own "red zone" channel now

#4 rajendra82

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 10:19 AM

Let the Bard era begin.

#5 NoMaRRaMoN

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 10:23 AM

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Make them look silly, Bard.

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#6 luckysox


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Posted 10 April 2012 - 10:32 AM

I have high hopes for Dan Bard as a starter. Let the glory of his era as a dominant starting pitcher begin tonight. 6ip, 1 run, 3bb's, 5k's. Make it happen, Dan-o.

Also, I can't stand Colby Rasmus or Brett Lawrie. This Toronto team is becoming as easy to hate as the rest of the AL east.

#7 pokey_reese

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 11:29 AM

I am also pretty excited about this, especially after what Felix did last night. I would probably add a run, a walk, and a K to those numbers, but I will still be happy with that.

I want this turned into a laugher early, so that Bard can relax a bit.

#8 JimBoSox9


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Posted 10 April 2012 - 11:36 AM

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I could watch this one all day, all night, and well into tomorrow. If he could ever figure out what he did on this pitch he'd be better than Pedro.

#9 LeoCarrillo

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 11:59 AM

Hey Toronto, I'm gonna kick 100 percent of your ass -- Brad

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Brad, Bard? Okay, maybe not. (But there's like zero on google for "Bard" except Shakespeare and Bard College.)

#10 Rasputin


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Posted 10 April 2012 - 12:18 PM

I am irrationally exuberant for the upcoming contest of my favorite baseball nine.

Here's the thing. Doubront is probably not ever going to be much more than average to decent at getting major league hitters out in any situation.

Bard has an established track record of being exceptional at getting major league hitters out in one situation.

All we're asking him to do is do it longer. If he suffers a small downgrade in overall performance while going six innings with some regularity he's going to be exceptionally valuable and we're going to win a whole fuckton of games.

#11 MakMan44


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Posted 10 April 2012 - 12:37 PM

I could watch this one all day, all night, and well into tomorrow. If he could ever figure out what he did on this pitch he'd be better than Pedro.


You are right, that pitch is beautiful. God only knows how he got it to move like that

#12 Al Zarilla


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Posted 10 April 2012 - 12:43 PM

Kyle Drabek isn't as good a pitcher as his old man was, never will be. Kick his ass.

#13 Laser Show

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 12:43 PM

Just win so I don't have to break things please.

Or boo on Friday.

#14 Carl Everetts Therapist


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Posted 10 April 2012 - 12:46 PM







Couldn't have said it any better than this

#15 Zedia

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 01:07 PM

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#16 Darnell's Son

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 01:19 PM

Does that make Bautista Smog?

#17 ItOnceWasMyLife

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 01:31 PM

Does that make Bautista Smog?


Smaug. And yes, yes it does.

#18 Nomar813

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 01:37 PM

I could watch this one all day, all night, and well into tomorrow. If he could ever figure out what he did on this pitch he'd be better than Pedro.

It looks like his arm angle is lower than normal which would add more natural tail. That doesn't explain why he got more dive on that pitch than a Sedin, but it's a start.

#19 Darnell's Son

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 01:38 PM

Smaug. And yes, yes it does.


Yeah, auto-correct from my phone doesn't like fantasy names.

#20 soxhop411

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 01:55 PM

Tim Britton @TBritton_Projo
Sox lineup: Ellsbury, Pedroia, Gonzalez, Ortiz, Youkilis, Sweeney, Ross, Salty, Punto (6).


#21 Buzzkill Pauley

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 02:01 PM

What's this...another rational lineup from BobbyV?

Did someone finally plug in Ben's phone?

#22 rembrat


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Posted 10 April 2012 - 02:08 PM

You speak as if 2 days ago Nicky Punto wasn't leading off.

#23 went9

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 02:09 PM

Need to win tonight for my broom to be of any use tomorrow afternoon. Bring it boys.

#24 Rasputin


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Posted 10 April 2012 - 02:13 PM

What's this...another rational lineup from BobbyV?

Did someone finally plug in Ben's phone?


No

Sox lineup: Ellsbury, Pedroia, Gonzalez, Ortiz, Youkilis, Sweeney, Ross, Salty, Punto (6).



Rational lineups don't have Punto in them.

#25 Buzzkill Pauley

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 02:32 PM

Rational lineups don't have Punto in them.


Come, come now.

Aviles has played in every game so far, and this is the 2nd game in a row since their last off-day.

It's clearly time for Aviles to take a blow so he can keep his legs strong.

#26 rembrat


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Posted 10 April 2012 - 03:23 PM

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#27 Red PR

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 03:25 PM

Last nights win was the best one we have had in a while, although I don't like (not to say despise) some of the players in this team. Id be great to win this 1 for D-Bard, he is one of the ones I do like.

Win...

#28 soxhop411

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 03:29 PM

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WHO is that?

#29 rembrat


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Posted 10 April 2012 - 03:33 PM

WHO is that?


Mike Aviles' Legendary Calves.

#30 luckysox


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Posted 10 April 2012 - 03:41 PM

That's not natural.

#31 Eck'sSneakyCheese

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 03:43 PM

Does anyone know who the homeplate ump is going to be tonight? I'm hoping it's not McClelland, he has a postage stamp strike zone.

#32 soxhop411

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 03:51 PM


Nick Cafardo @nickcafardo

Mike Aviles twisted left ankle Monday. Not serious according to Bobby V but Punto gets start at SS


#33 ypioca

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 03:52 PM

Mike Aviles has Megaman legs. Good to know.

I want Bard to work out as a starter so fucking much.

So, win and shit.

#34 Sprowl


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Posted 10 April 2012 - 03:53 PM

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Bard, slayer of dragons and maker of legends.

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Tim Britton @TBritton_Projo


Sox lineup: Ellsbury, Pedroia, Gonzalez, Ortiz, Youkilis, Sweeney, Ross, Salty, Punto (6).


I like, I like. Drabek has difficulty throwing strikes, and is very tough on RHB. This is just the lineup to wait him out.

#35 kieckeredinthehead

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 03:58 PM

The Boston Red Sox have not won consecutive games since the doubleheader against Oakland, August 27th (226 days). They haven't won on consecutive days since August 25th.

#36 LynnRice75

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 04:04 PM

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#37 trekfan55

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 04:15 PM

I have high hopes for Dan Bard as a starter. Let the glory of his era as a dominant starting pitcher begin tonight. 6ip, 1 run, 3bb's, 5k's. Make it happen, Dan-o.

Also, I can't stand Colby Rasmus or Brett Lawrie. This Toronto team is becoming as easy to hate as the rest of the AL east.


There is something about playing for the Blue Jays that makes some players so hateable to Sox fans. The Jays lead the league in the "leadpipe to the knee" list.

From Ted Lilly to Frank Catalonotto to Rios, and the baton keeps being passed down to the nest generation.

#38 Kilgore A. Trout


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Posted 10 April 2012 - 04:17 PM





Hopefully he can smite Bautista before he burns the whole damn town down though.

#39 MikeM

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 04:17 PM

Splurging on the Heineken for this game.

Bard matches Doubie, Punto Power wins the day, and Bobby V continues to be a genius.

#40 zapo

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 04:20 PM

Mike Aviles' Legendary Calves.


those calves totally gave him a leg up in the SS competition.
it's probably hard not to be vein with calves like that.
I'm sorry to hear he is hurt, i hope his ankle isn't totally jacked.

#41 SoxScout


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Posted 10 April 2012 - 04:20 PM

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#42 mikeford


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Posted 10 April 2012 - 04:29 PM

The over/under for this game is only 9


Yeah, I'm gonna take the over.

#43 koufax37

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 04:37 PM

Okay, time to lock in the answers on Bard's predicted stat line. Here is my optimistic expectation:

6.0IP, 2ER, 6H, 2BB, 5K

#44 Rooster Crows

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 04:44 PM

One game at a time - kick ass and win.

GO SOX - WIN TONIGHT

#45 luckysox


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Posted 10 April 2012 - 04:47 PM

There is something about playing for the Blue Jays that makes some players so hateable to Sox fans. The Jays lead the league in the "leadpipe to the knee" list.

From Ted Lilly to Frank Catalonotto to Rios, and the baton keeps being passed down to the nest generation.

Yes. yes yes yes. I'm even starting to hate Bautista because his beard is just too...perfect.

#46 trekfan55

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 04:49 PM

Yes. yes yes yes. I'm even starting to hate Bautista because his beard is just too...perfect.


Bautista at least is hotting well against everyone.

Vernon Wells had 80% of his HRs and RBI vs the Sox and parlayed that into a huge contract (that somehow the Angels traded for).

#47 LynnRice75

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 04:53 PM

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#48 Foulkey Reese


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Posted 10 April 2012 - 04:55 PM

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God I could watch that for hours

#49 soxhop411

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 04:55 PM

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When i was 7 (I played Oliver Twist in a kids production of Oliver) so you get points in my book

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#50 Buzzkill Pauley

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 05:01 PM

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Thank you, rembrat -- I'd been waiting to use that joke since that article came out, and hoping against hope someone got it.




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