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Tottenham Hotspur: Soldier in the Yid Army

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Posted 22 July 2006 - 04:57 PM

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Tottenham Hotspur

Founded 1882

Nicknames Spurs, Lilywhites
Fans call themselves Yids and the Yid Army

Chief Rivals Arsenal, and to a lessor extent, West Ham

Manager
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Martin Jol

Formation 4-4-2

Projected lineup
GK: Paul Robinson Posted Image
LB: Paul Saltieri Posted Image
LCB: Michael Dawson Posted Image
RCB: Ledley King* Posted Image
RB: Anthony Gardner Posted Image
LWM: Aaron Lennon Posted Image
LCM: Jermaine Jenas Posted Image
RCM: Michael Carrick^ Posted Image
RWM: Teemu Tainio Posted Image
RF: Robbie Keane Posted Image
LF: Jermain Defoe Posted Image
* Captain
^Is being pursued in the transfer market by Manchester United. Latest rumor about the negotiation has ManU offering 16 million pounds and French defenseman Mikael Silvestre. If he his transferred, look for newly-acquired midfielder Didier Zokora to replace him in the lineup.

Top Reserves
DF Benoit Assou-Ekotto Posted Image
FW Dimitar Berbetov Posted Image
MF Edgar Davids Posted Image
GK Marton Fulop Posted Image
MF Andy Reid Posted Image
MF Wayne Routledge Posted Image
MF Didier Zokora Posted Image
"even if they kick out of this forum i dont care, but i got dignity so go fuck ur self, mother fucker who you think who u are, you stupid mother fucker, manny is right boston red sox fans are a bunch of ungrateful motherfuckers, so go to hell, and thats for staz" --daliredsox

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Posted 22 July 2006 - 04:57 PM

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White Hart Lane

Capacity 36, 240
Record Gate 75,038 vs. Sunderland in 1938

Location
Bill Nicholson Way
748 High Road
London

Kits
Home: White tops/Blue shorts/White socks
Away: Light Blue/blue shorts/light blue socks
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Honours
Top flight championships: 2 (1951, 1961)
FA Cups: 8 (1901, 1921, 1961, 1962, 1967, 1981, 1982, 1991)
League Cups: 3 (1971, 1973, 1999)
Community Shields: 7 (1921, 1952, 1962, 1963, 1968, 1982, 1992)
UEFA Cups: 2 (1972, 1984)

This post has been edited by URISoxFan: 26 July 2006 - 12:02 AM

"even if they kick out of this forum i dont care, but i got dignity so go fuck ur self, mother fucker who you think who u are, you stupid mother fucker, manny is right boston red sox fans are a bunch of ungrateful motherfuckers, so go to hell, and thats for staz" --daliredsox

Heloise: I DONT KNOW WHY HE IS SO FASCINATED WITH HER
Bob: Because she will fuck him raw

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Posted 22 July 2006 - 09:22 PM

This thread sucks.
For me, part of me will always view the Pats as that crap team in Foxboro that nobody cares about - DeathoftheBambino (and no, he didn't include the receipt for those 500 hours of my life back)

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Posted 23 July 2006 - 10:40 AM

Fixtures:

19-Aug @ Bolton (L 0-2)
22-Aug Sheffield United (W 2-0)
25-Aug Draw for the first round of the UEFA Cup
26-Aug Everton (L 0-2)
9-Sep @ Manchester United
14-Sep UEFA Cup First Round (Slavia Praha)
16-Sep Fulham
23-Sep @ Liverpool
28-Sep UEFA Cup First Round (Slavia Praha)
30-Sep Portsmouth
14-Oct @ Aston Villa
21-Oct West Ham
28-Oct @ Watford
4-Nov Chelsea
11-Nov @ Reading
18-Nov @ Blackburn Rovers
25-Nov Wigan Athletic
2-Dec @ Arsenal
5-Dec Middlesborough
9-Dec Charlton Athletic
16-Dec @ Manchester City
23-Dec @ Newcastle United
26-Dec Aston Villa
30-Dec Liverpool
1-Jan @ Portsmouth
6-Jan Third Round of FA Cup (Opponent:TBA)
13-Jan Newcastle United
20-Jan @ Fullham
31-Jan @ Everton
3-Feb Manchester United
10-Feb @ Sheffield United
24-Feb Bolton
3-Mar @ West Ham
17-Mar Watford
31-Mar Reading
7-Apr @ Chelsea
9-Apr Blackburn Rovers
14-Apr @ Wigan Athletic
21-Apr Arsenal
28-Apr @ Middlesborough
5-May @ Charlton Athletic
13-May Manchester City

This post has been edited by URISoxFan: 26 August 2006 - 11:36 AM

"even if they kick out of this forum i dont care, but i got dignity so go fuck ur self, mother fucker who you think who u are, you stupid mother fucker, manny is right boston red sox fans are a bunch of ungrateful motherfuckers, so go to hell, and thats for staz" --daliredsox

Heloise: I DONT KNOW WHY HE IS SO FASCINATED WITH HER
Bob: Because she will fuck him raw

http://www.deweyshouse.com

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Posted 23 July 2006 - 12:40 PM

I like how you use Kits and Honours for sections like you actually have a fucking clue. You'll be brawling with Bonger at the next Bash.
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Posted 23 July 2006 - 12:48 PM

This is going to be a fun season.

I'll be disappointed if Crouch scores a goal, and then somehow doesn't decapitate Gerrard during the Robot.

This post has been edited by URISoxFan: 23 July 2006 - 12:48 PM

"even if they kick out of this forum i dont care, but i got dignity so go fuck ur self, mother fucker who you think who u are, you stupid mother fucker, manny is right boston red sox fans are a bunch of ungrateful motherfuckers, so go to hell, and thats for staz" --daliredsox

Heloise: I DONT KNOW WHY HE IS SO FASCINATED WITH HER
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http://www.deweyshouse.com

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Posted 24 July 2006 - 07:57 AM

DLew On Roids, on Jul 23 2006, 05:40 PM, said:

I like how you use Kits and Honours for sections like you actually have a fucking clue.  You'll be brawling with Bonger at the next Bash.
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This post is the kind of post that really brings this thread down.

URI, if you are going to London this year I may be able to score you a Spurs ticket or two. Drop me a line if you go.
For me, part of me will always view the Pats as that crap team in Foxboro that nobody cares about - DeathoftheBambino (and no, he didn't include the receipt for those 500 hours of my life back)

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Posted 24 July 2006 - 08:04 AM

I won't be going over there this year or next, but I'll definately keep that offer in mind.

As a thank you, here is Robbie Keane.


"even if they kick out of this forum i dont care, but i got dignity so go fuck ur self, mother fucker who you think who u are, you stupid mother fucker, manny is right boston red sox fans are a bunch of ungrateful motherfuckers, so go to hell, and thats for staz" --daliredsox

Heloise: I DONT KNOW WHY HE IS SO FASCINATED WITH HER
Bob: Because she will fuck him raw

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Posted 24 July 2006 - 08:21 AM

URISoxFan, on Jul 22 2006, 09:57 PM, said:

Honours
Top flight championships:  2 (1951, 1961)
FA Cups:  8 (1901, 1921, 1961, 1962, 1967, 1981, 1982, 1991)
League Cups:  3 (1971, 1973, 1999)
Community Shields:  7 (1921, 1952, 1962, 1963, 1968, 1982, 1992)
UEFA Cups:  2 (1972, 1984)
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Don't forget the Cup Winners Cup in 1962/1963 season - noteworthy, as they were the first British club to win a European trophy.

Also, when you look at the FA Cup and Championship wins, it's easy to see why there was a popular song called "It's lucky for Spurs when the year ends in one"

And finally, I was there in 1981 (Final and replay - witness to the best goal ever scored in a Cup Final by Ricky Villa..)
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Posted 24 July 2006 - 08:29 AM

MarkInLondon, on Jul 24 2006, 01:21 PM, said:

And finally, I was there in 1981 (Final and replay - witness to the best goal ever scored in a Cup Final by Ricky Villa..)
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The Ricky Villa goal I saw on television as it happened. I still can't believe it happened, it was by far and away the best goal I have ever seen. It is such prolonged genius that at some point you stop reacting emotionally and just watch the whole thing in awe. It's probably been about 5 years since I last watched it, I should try to youtube that. I still haven't found the Bourque giving Esposito his number scene yet, maybe I will make a day of it.
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Posted 24 July 2006 - 08:35 AM

Rick Burlesons Yam Bag, on Jul 24 2006, 01:29 PM, said:

The Ricky Villa goal I saw on television as it happened.  I still can't believe it happened, it was by far and away the best goal I have ever seen. It is such prolonged genius that at some point you stop reacting emotionally and just watch the whole thing in awe.  It's probably been about 5 years since I last watched it, I should try to youtube that. I still haven't found the Bourque giving Esposito his number scene yet, maybe I will make a day of it.
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Agree about the Ricky Villa goal. I was down the Spurs end that night and there was a growing roar as he went past the Man City defenders (some twice!) which just became an explosion when it went in.

I'd guess that things got a little 'dusty' in the Garden when the number was handed over....
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Posted 24 July 2006 - 10:33 PM

Spurs beat Birmingham City in a friendly 0-2 last night. Both goals were scored by new 10M transfer Dimitar Berbatov. Interestingly, Spurs played a 4-3-3, with Keane playing back and Berbatov and Defoe forward. Link
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Posted 25 July 2006 - 01:17 PM

Vermonter At Large, on Jul 25 2006, 03:33 AM, said:

Spurs beat Birmingham City in a friendly 0-2 last night.  Both goals were scored by new 10M transfer Dimitar Berbatov.  Interestingly, Spurs played a 4-3-3, with Keane playing back and Berbatov and Defoe forward.  Link
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Sorry to sound like a pompous, pedantic Brit ( :huh: ) but surely you beat someone 2-0, not 0-2. Same surely applies in any sport, not just football.... "The Sox beat the Yankees 15-1" not "1-15"....
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Posted 25 July 2006 - 01:20 PM

MarkInLondon, on Jul 25 2006, 06:17 PM, said:

Sorry to sound like a pompous, pedantic Brit ( :huh: ) but surely you beat someone 2-0, not 0-2.  Same surely applies in any sport, not just football.... "The Sox beat the Yankees 15-1" not "1-15"....
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What if the object of the game is to score fewer points smart guy?
For me, part of me will always view the Pats as that crap team in Foxboro that nobody cares about - DeathoftheBambino (and no, he didn't include the receipt for those 500 hours of my life back)

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Posted 25 July 2006 - 01:37 PM

Rick Burlesons Yam Bag, on Jul 25 2006, 06:20 PM, said:

What if the object of the game is to score fewer points smart guy?
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Fair comment.... :huh:

Any come to mind....???!!
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Posted 25 July 2006 - 01:42 PM

Golf?

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Posted 25 July 2006 - 01:46 PM

Uno?
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Posted 25 July 2006 - 01:56 PM

Russian roulette ?
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Posted 25 July 2006 - 03:03 PM

What's the lowest number you know?
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Posted 25 July 2006 - 11:56 PM

Tonight, Spurs defeated Stevenage Borough 3-0.

Berbetov netted another one, and Jermaine Defoe notched two as Spurs beat the National Conference member on their home pitch. The Boro keeper made 15 saves in defeat.

Goals
Defoe (33') from Assou-Ekotto/Davids
Berbetov (80') Penalty (Fouled suffered at the hands of Luke Oliver/Santos Gaia)
Defoe (87') Penalty (Fouled by Ieuan Lewis)

Spurs Lineup:
GK Cerny
FB Assou-Ekotto
FB Huddlestone
FB Dawson
FB King (O'Hara 85')
MF Tainio
MF Ghaly (Routledge 46')
MF Davids
AT Berbetov (Bernard 82')
AT Keane (Ifil 75')
AT Defoe
Unused: Forcast, McKenna, Daniels
"even if they kick out of this forum i dont care, but i got dignity so go fuck ur self, mother fucker who you think who u are, you stupid mother fucker, manny is right boston red sox fans are a bunch of ungrateful motherfuckers, so go to hell, and thats for staz" --daliredsox

Heloise: I DONT KNOW WHY HE IS SO FASCINATED WITH HER
Bob: Because she will fuck him raw

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