I was surrounded by hockey imbeciles last night. For example: Kelly dumps the puck in to change up since he was 1 on 5....
"OH MY GOD WHY WOULD YOU JUST THROW THE PUCK AWAY LIKE THAT?!?!?!"
Boychuk snaps his stick on a shot:
"NICE SHOT JOHNNY YOU SCRUB!"
Sitting next to TFP, I see.