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[Titoschew]

It appears that around this time last year I started a game thread when the Bruins were headed out for a long roadie. I then started eight additional game threads after that tilt. Let us replicate this feat here in 2012. It all starts with Montreal.

Montreal duty for @GlobeKPD. Likely room service dinner tonight. What a waste.

No doubt, in addition to ordering up room service, he'll be looking to order up a date. 5'4" 215 lbs, all woman. Someday, he'll go the way of Bob Ryan and retire.



Yes.

[The Four Peters]

I kinda miss Bearataur.

[Hendu's Gait]

KPD can't find a decent restaurant in Montreal? For realz?

[Dropkick Izzy]

Not a lot of fat women up there either. Double whammy.

[PedroSpecialK]

"Room service" means BBW escort wielding double barrel poutine. Duh.

[Terras]

Looking back on last year's thread and seeing kenney celebrating a Wheeler goal is both sad and hilarious.

[kenneycb]

Looking back on last year's thread and seeing kenney celebrating a Wheeler goal is both sad and hilarious.

Much like RMPSers celebrating the bedding of your mother.

[PedroSpecialK]

Much like RMPSers celebrating the bedding of your mother.

I can attest to this

[Terras]

Much like RMPSers celebrating the bedding of your mother.

She's not much a fan of the salmon polo.

[Terras]

I can attest to this

Or Wolverine-Vinny Chase mash-ups.

[sachmoney]

"Room service" means BBW escort wielding double barrel poutine. Duh.

My sources up there tell me they make the cheese curds with their own breast milk. Can you confirm this?

She's not much a fan of the salmon polo.

Or Wolverine-Vinny Chase mash-ups.

These aren't issues when she has a paper bag over her head.

[PedroSpecialK]

Dupont chiming in throughout this thread on HF:

Five hours from faceoff here in Montreal....and I have every confindence that:

1. Thomas will start.
2. Seguin will be a winger.
3. Corvo will dress.

Enjoy the poutine...I'm here all night.


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I'm sure she will, Kev

My sources up there tell me they make the cheese curds with their own breast milk. Can you confirm this?

Yes, goyang is on the money here

Edited by PedroSpecialK, 15 February 2012 - 03:16 PM.

[cshea]

The sad thing is, he makes 3 decent suggestions to start the thread. Sit Corvo, play Rask, jumble the lines and move Seguin to center. The Corvo and Rask ones I's probably agree with (other than Kampfer not being with them currently). I can see mixing up the forward lines. Maybe not moving Seguin to C, but there's probably a case to be made that it would work. Fine.

Then he goes on to ruin it all by thinking that Paille and Seguin might be some sort of offensive answer. His only basis of this is that Paille's got wheels, and the only guy to score an ES goal in the last 3 games. He proposes Seguin between Paille and Kelly, with Caron going on Bergeron's wing. None of that makes any sense.

[JimBoSox9]

If I have to watch Paille and Kelly try to finish off beautiful feeds from Seguin on a nightly basis, I will literally commit murder.

[cshea]

Also, he is totally guessing with Thomas starting tonight. They didn't skate today, and Julien doesn't tip his hand before game time.

I'd be stunned if Timmy is between the pipes tonight. It is not Claude's MO to play a cold goalie on both leg's of a back to back.

[kenneycb]

You people are just plain dumb. I mean, you have no idea what color is salmon and what color is orange. Look at a salmon. Then look at an orange. They are not the same colors. Hell, it has nothing to do with knowing random color names for red or orange either. One is the color of a fish and one is the color of a fruit. This has always amazed me.

[NickEsasky]

And they say BC isn't worth the money.

[kenneycb]

My senior thesis was to finish a Dr. Seuss book without mispronouncing a word. I read "The Cat in the Hat".

Edited by kenneycb, 15 February 2012 - 04:05 PM.

[PedroSpecialK]

Not "How the Monk Stole Anal Virginity"?

[NickEsasky]

Not "How the Monk Stole Anal Virginity"?

Can something really be stolen if you give it up willingly?

[PedroSpecialK]

Good point

[FelixMantilla]

I'm getting a bit leery of the Feb 25 Bash.

Esasky and PSK are a well-known SoSH degenerates. But I'm thinking some of you other guys might be even worse.....

Kenny, tell me you weren't one of the kids at BC wearing salmon-colored shorts.

[kenneycb]

I'm getting a bit leery of the Feb 25 Bash.

Esasky and PSK are a well-known SoSH degenerates. But I'm thinking some of you other guys might be even worse.....

Kenny, tell me you weren't one of the kids at BC wearing salmon-colored shorts.

The object of contention is a salmon colored polo that was actually orange, as seen by the teal Polo horse on the breast. I do not own any brightly colored shorts. Vineyard Vines was never my style.

[goyangfc]

Last night sucked dick. Also, KPD is an idiot. This team better win tonight. WIN!

[PedroSpecialK]

Hey guy with a superhero-studded Celtics hat - you are the best. Hulk, Wolverine, Wonder Woman (I think?) all decked out in green. Fantastic purchase.

[cshea]

This was about a year ago. Let's do it again.

http://www.youtube.c...120/Q5CU8L0kwwg

Edited by cshea, 15 February 2012 - 06:33 PM.

[sachmoney]

There's no better team to get that swagger back against than the Habs.

Edited by sachmoney, 15 February 2012 - 06:48 PM.

[cshea]

Damn, Thimas it is. Point, CC.

[NickEsasky]

The waiting is the hardest part

[PedroSpecialK]

Not understanding TT back to back when he's given up 9 goals in his last 8 periods

[sachmoney]

Well, they did shuffle up the lines.

Balls-Krejci-Peverley
Marchand-Bergy-Segz
Lucic-Kelly-Caron
Paille-Soup-Thorty

Edited by sachmoney, 15 February 2012 - 07:16 PM.

[PedroSpecialK]

Waltah is killing it on HF

[cshea]

Clode is just consolidating the suck by putting Balls and Krejci together.

Don't like Looch getting bumped to the 3rd line. He's been their best forward the past 2 games.

[The Napkin]

Rask is 1-6-1 against the Habs, 10 goals against in last 3 in MTL.
He's 0-3-1 w/ almost 4 GAA his last 4 overall

Thomas is 3-1 in last 4 w/ 2.00 GAA against the Habs
last time Thomas went back to back was against the Caps and he had a great game.

Seems pretty defensible to me.

[Manzivino]

National games make me feel like I'm being punished for something.

[NickEsasky]

Those lines su-diddly-uck. Lets hope Clode knows something.

[Nomar813]

Hearing a PBP voice other than Jack Edwards is criminal.

[AimingForYoko]

I despise what used to Be versus broadcasts.

Hey B's, don't suck.

[cshea]

Christ on a cracker, Looch. Get the puck out.

Also, lines look like the normal ones. No changes.

Edited by cshea, 15 February 2012 - 07:43 PM.

[AimingForYoko]

And what the fuck are those lines?

[JimBoSox9]

It appears to be Balls/Kelly/Caron after all.

[NickEsasky]

Good jump for the B’s so far.

[AimingForYoko]

Sigh

[Terras]

Wow, piss poor effort clearing the puck. If they're gonna play like that it's gonna be a long night.

[cshea]

Weak fucking call, particularly after letting the Emelin hit go.

[The Four Peters]

Wow that's a soft call. Seidenberg barely extended his arms.

[JimBoSox9]

Everything that happened after Thomas touched the puck there was absolutely terrifying.

[NickEsasky]

Forget it guys...its Chinatown

[ngruz25]

Gomez was practically already falling down by the time Seidenberg put his arm on him. That's reeeally soft.

[The Four Peters]

Bergy got hauled down pretty bad right there off the faceoff when trying to clear the puck, too.