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[The Four Peters]

Screw you Time Warner for not getting MSG on your cable network and making me miss the Devils game and likely this game.

[FL4WL3SS]

This game is about race. We used to have Anson Carter, they used to have Kevin Weeks. White v. Black.

[The Four Peters]

"Brrring brrring. Hello Rangers? This is the Bruins. We used to have Willie O'Ree. We win."

[FL4WL3SS]

Wow, yeah, I blew that one.

[The Napkin]

Wow, yeah, I blew that one.

I'll take "Things FL4WL3SS's mother says" for $500, Alex.

[FL4WL3SS]

Ba dum ba

[TheRealness]

I don't want to do anything. Somebody motivate me.

[NickEsasky]

I don't want to do anything. Somebody motivate me.

Get to work you fucking layabout.

[kenneycb]

I don't want to do anything. Somebody motivate me.

Get a job grouch.

[TheRealness]

I'm going to go find someone to sue. Would it be weird if I just parked in front of the fire department and waited for an ambulance to be called?

[Blacken]

It's about what I'd expect from one of your ilk.

"Ilk" is an excellent word.

[TheShynessClinic]

I'm going to go find someone to sue. Would it be weird if I just parked in front of the fire department and waited for an ambulance to be called?

I've learned over the past couple of weeks it's better to just show up the the courthouse and look for people who look like they need help.

[TheRealness]

I've learned over the past couple of weeks it's better to just show up the the courthouse and look for people who look like they need help.

Then I'd have to deal with the Bailiffs talking to me about how that 40+ year old prosecutor is really hot. (She's not).

And I was thinking of a new advertising technique: Putting up our ad on the inside roof of the ambulance. Brilliant, right?

Edited by TheRealness, 20 January 2012 - 10:36 AM.

[NickEsasky]

Then I'd have to deal with the Bailiffs talking to me about how that 40+ year old prosecutor is really hot. (She's not).

And I was thinking of a new advertising technique: Putting up our ad on the inside roof of the ambulance. Brilliant, right?

If Blacken reads me as H. Jon Benjamin then for me you will always be Saul Goodman.

[TheShynessClinic]

Then I'd have to deal with the Bailiffs talking to me about how that 40+ year old prosecutor is really hot. (She's not).

And I was thinking of a new advertising technique: Putting up our ad on the inside roof of the ambulance. Brilliant, right?

Clever.

Quite a few of the ADA's and prosecutors here are incredibly attractive. I'd let them cross examine me any day.

[TheRealness]

Clever.

Quite a few of the ADA's and prosecutors here are incredibly attractive. I'd let them cross examine me any day.

There is a Prosecutor here that works for a few of the local towns and is a bit of a town political hack. He has a habit of taking on young, hot, blonde law students as his clerks. I showed up at an ALS hearing on a DUI case a few weeks ago and was talking to him about negotiating it down to a reckless op, and this smoking hot 20 year old was tagging along with him. I was like, and who is this? Nice to meet you, here's my penis, err, um, card.

[FL4WL3SS]

You should have literally handed her your penis.

[The Four Peters]

The problem is that his card was bigger.

[TheShynessClinic]

There is a Prosecutor here that works for a few of the local towns and is a bit of a town political hack. He has a habit of taking on young, hot, blonde law students as his clerks. I showed up at an ALS hearing on a DUI case a few weeks ago and was talking to him about negotiating it down to a reckless op, and this smoking hot 20 year old was tagging along with him. I was like, and who is this? Nice to meet you, here's my penis, err, um, card.

Isn't this the plot for the movie Legally Blonde?

Does that make you the dumb, less talented Wilson brother?

All jokes aside, this seems to be a pretty common tradition and is something I can't wait to carry on in 10-15 years.

[TheShynessClinic]

Oh, and fuck ALS (in Texas they're called ALR) hearings.

[FL4WL3SS]

The real issue here is that you remember the plot to Legally Blonde.

[TheShynessClinic]

The real issue here is that you remember the plot to Legally Blonde.

Reese Witherspoon was hot in that movie. Don't deny it.

[FL4WL3SS]

The crazy sister was hotter. Oh wait, that was Sweet Home Alabama.

[TheRealness]

Reese Witherspoon was hot in that movie. Don't deny it.

I'm denying it. She was covered up in pink suits, crappy bags, and that shitty annoying as fuck dog that needed to be roasted and served in a dumpling at a Chinese restaurant somewhere.

And I would be happy to be Luke Wilson. At least he hasn't tried to off himself.

[TheRealness]

The problem is that his card was bigger.

It was a big card.

[FL4WL3SS]

Comparatively speaking, yes.

[kenneycb]

Come on guys, let's hold off this discussion. The only person who's enough of an expert to comment on this matter is TFP's mom, anyways.

[The Napkin]

I'm boorrrrrreeeeddddddddd.

[Haunted]

so... tired... today...

Win tomorrow. then win Sundee.

[Blacken]

I got pulled over today for going 68 in a 65.

Fuck you, Jorvo.

[Smiling Joe Hesketh]

That's pathetic, Blacken. Where was this?

Extra fine for "driving while a ginger"?

[RedOctober3829]

My girlfriend is a die-hard Rangers fan. I can't wait to make her cry tomorrow.

[Smiling Joe Hesketh]

Just whip out your penis at the beginning of the game. Crying commences.

[Blacken]

That's pathetic, Blacken. Where was this?

I-90 eastbound, about a mile from the offramp to I-95.

Extra fine for "driving while a ginger"?

DWG is a real problem and I don't appreciate you making light of it.

[kenneycb]

Awful lot of "whipping out the penis" jokes. Usually that's a good sign for the Bruins.

[The Four Peters]

Just whip out your penis at the beginning of the game. Crying commences.

You'd be better off just giving her your card.

I-90 eastbound, about a mile from the offramp to I-95.

That drops down to a 45 leading up to that exit. Maybe that's where they got you.

[RedOctober3829]

Just whip out your penis at the beginning of the game. Crying commences.

That's a usual Saturday afternoon activity anyways. She won't be phased.

[Blacken]

I was outside the 45 zone--maybe more than a mile from the exit, but it was definitely before entering the slowdown-that-nobody-pays-attention-to. If it was for 68 in a 45, that would suck significantly more. I'm going to contest it, I doubt the guy will show up. (There were people in the middle lane doing at least 75, which made it extra-special.)

[The Four Peters]

Yeah, it was definitely a DWG then. Serves you right.

[Blacken]

I'm just going to chalk it up to the out-of-state plates. Car's still registered in Maine--the title's in my dad's name. I tried to register the car and change of title in Massachusetts before I left for Christmas, but the clerk couldn't take the title because my dad (stupidly) scratched out part of the address because he wrote the wrong one down. So I schlep up to Maine and get him to fill out the stupid affidavit for error on title form, get it notarized (the RMV derp said an out-of-state notary was fine), and bring it back to the RMV yesterday...only to be told that it wasn't valid because "it's a photocopy" (it wasn't, there was blue fucking ink on it) and "it isn't sealed by the notary".

Notaries don't use seals in Maine. Haven't for twenty years. The notary who notarized the document doesn't even own a seal.

I fucking hate this state. And SJH.

Edited by Blacken, 20 January 2012 - 02:47 PM.

[Smiling Joe Hesketh]

Uh, I dunno about that, Blacken. (Seals and notaries in Maine, not hating me). Last time I had something notarized the notary used a seal.

[Blacken]

Seals are optional in the state of Maine. I checked, because this notary is...unreliable.

http://www.maine.gov...ry/notbk406.pdf


Q. Are Notaries Public required to maintain embossing or ink seals or stamps?
A. No. It is optional for Notaries Public in the State of Maine to own or use an embossing or ink seal
or a stamp with their name and expiration date.

[NickEsasky]

Maybe you should paid the extra $ to upgrade to the Premier Notary.

[TheRealness]

Seals are optional in the state of Maine. I checked, because this notary is...unreliable.

http://www.maine.gov...ry/notbk406.pdf


Q. Are Notaries Public required to maintain embossing or ink seals or stamps?
A. No. It is optional for Notaries Public in the State of Maine to own or use an embossing or ink seal
or a stamp with their name and expiration date.

You do better research than our old paralegal.... say, you wouldn't be available part-time 12-5 every day, wouldya?

[Blacken]

Maybe you should paid the extra $ to upgrade to the Premier Notary.

fucking DLC.

[Myt1]

It was a big card.

Look at that subtle off-white coloring.

The tasteful thickness of it.

Oh, my God. It even has a watermark.

[FL4WL3SS]

Driving while ginger and notarizing while ginger, just can't catch a break.

[The Four Peters]

Don't terrorize, notarize*.

*Copyright of TacoCorp.

[Blacken]

I'm thinking about running away to join the IRA.

[The Four Peters]

Well I find your drunkenness very unappealing.