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[yeahlunchbox]

Better get this posted early seeing as SJH's hockey boner is still up. That's the nice thing about back-to-backs and 12 games in 21 days, why dwell on the last awesome game when you can just focus on the next awesome game that's so close to puck drop?

[yeahlunchbox]

By the way, if you thought Bane's run hurt your ears, I almost went with country songs. Y'all would have become intimately familiar with the Eric Church catalog.

[FL4WL3SS]

Some terrible music tastes in RMPS.

That shit cray.

[Manzivino]

Count your blessings, he could have said Animal Collective.

As much as I appreciate the light schedule lately as a chance for the team to recharge its batteries, I'm glad the 4 games in 17 days stretch is over and I can watch Bruins hockey more than twice a week.

[Spaulding Smails]

By the way, if you thought Bane's run hurt your ears, I almost went with country songs. Y'all would have become intimately familiar with the Eric Church catalog.

Ha! That would imply that we actually clicked on those videos.

[TheShynessClinic]

I'll be the first to admit that I have really bad taste in music, but at least I don't like Incubus.

Top 5 artists played on my iTunes:
1. Frank Turner
2. The Wonder Years
3. Seahaven
4. Man Overboard
5. The Beach Boys

[The Napkin]

I only recognize one of those bands. And one of them is a tv show.

[TheShynessClinic]

I only recognize one of those bands. And one of them is a tv show.

Your mom is a TV show.

[FL4WL3SS]

Your mom is a TV show.

Yeah, I saw her last night.

[Smiling Joe Hesketh]

Her Nielsen ratings are outstanding.

[TheShynessClinic]

Anybody can turn her on.

[TheStoryofYourRedRightAnkle]

She has tight plotlines and well-drawn characters.


Am I doing this right?

[TheShynessClinic]

She has tight plotlines and well-drawn characters.


Am I doing this right?

If Naps mom is a TV show, your mom is an infomercial.

[TheStoryofYourRedRightAnkle]

Is it for Slapchop? I hope it's for Slapchop!

[jsinger121]

HackswithHaggs

Tim Thomas voted in as the top vote-getter at the goaltender position for the NHL All-Star game in Ottawa. Well deserved honor once again

[Smiling Joe Hesketh]

Sigh. Why must I be proven wrong again? I get it, I get it!

[TheShynessClinic]

So much for James Reimer....

[AMcGhie]

Your mom is a TV show.

I hear she's the top draw in the 18-45 male demographic.

[FL4WL3SS]

I hear she's the top draw in the 18-45 male demographic.

Also weirdly in the 85-100 male demographic

[TheShynessClinic]

Also weirdly in the 85-100 male demographic

I thought Monbo hated TV?

[Manzivino]

If Naps mom is a TV show, your mom is an infomercial.

Shake Weight, definitely Shake Weight.

[Smiling Joe Hesketh]

Better that than Head On: Apply Directly to Forehead.

[kenneycb]

ShamWOW! Cleans up any and all messes.

[Fred not Lynn]

For what it is worth, Jarome Iginla is at 499 goals. I want to say that if he gets #500 in Boston, it is a sign that that is where he should be traded - except a guy like Iginla typically gets picked up by a team looking for a missing piece to get them over the top. The Bruins don't appear to have any missing pieces and are already over the top, so I guess Iggy's gotta go somewhere else.

[FL4WL3SS]

That ship has sailed. I want no part of Iginla anymore - the Bruins really do not have any holes at this point. I'd like them to touch up the defense a bit, but even then I really have zero complaints.

[Smiling Joe Hesketh]

I love Iginla, but the cost of acquiring him would of course be very high and given that this team is kicking ass through their insane depth I'm not willing to sacrifice it even for a player of Iginla's abilities.

[Haunted]

I like turtles.

And winning.

Keep winning.

[NYCSox]

I love Iginla, but the cost of acquiring him would of course be very high and given that this team is kicking ass through their insane depth I'm not willing to sacrifice it even for a player of Iginla's abilities.

I agree for now, but things can certainly change come late February. If Iginla is the piece to really blow this thing open, then a trade should be seriously considered.

[cshea]

We've already had 8 members (9 if we include the Chris Clark experiment) of the '03 Calgary team play for the B's, why not make it 10?

If Iginla's on the block, I think Chiarelli listens. The B's have the cap space, and Iggy's money would conveniently come off the books before the cap crunch after next season. If Calgary tries to blow it up, and is willing to take mostly futures, then why not take a run at him? Hamilton would be the only untouchable from my perspective.

[PedroSpecialK]

I would not bat an eye at dealing both Spooner and Knight for him if the rest of the package is limited to, say, Bartkowski and a 2012 2nd. Imagine:

Lucic - Krejci - Iginla
Marchand - Bergeron - Seguin
Kelly - Peverley - Horton
Pouliot - Campbell - Thornton
Paille/Hamill/Caron

Edited by PedroSpecialK, 05 January 2012 - 01:29 PM.

[Smiling Joe Hesketh]

Yeah, but I'm already fapping to the current version of the club. Not a Blake Wheeler in sight. If we got Iginla I might whack my dick right off.

[NickEsasky]

Yeah, but I'm already fapping to the current version of the club. Not a Blake Wheeler in sight. If we got Iginla I might whack my dick right off.

Better give the wife your seed for kid numero 2 first.

[Smiling Joe Hesketh]

Why do you think I'm fapping so much? To avoid that very scenario!

(she asked me the other night if I'd really follow through on the promise to name the hypothetical second Timothy Thomas Hesketh. I said of course, I'm wrong about everything, might as well have a lasting monument to that).

[PedroSpecialK]

Why would she want two kids who are always wrong?

[Smiling Joe Hesketh]

Awesome.

[FelixMantilla]

The late 60's, early 70's Bruins traded a lot of their young talent for established players. It sucked to see Rick Macleish, Reggie Leach and Bernie Parent hoist the Cup.

[Smiling Joe Hesketh]

I thought they didn't win more Cups because the WHL took a lot of their talent.

[kenneycb]

I blame Jacobs. And they should have fired Clode.

[Nomar813]

I blame Jacobs. And they should have fired Clode.

Awesome.

[Jed Zeppelin]

It's funny listening to Felger talk about the Bruins these days. He's pretty much speechless.

[The Napkin]

We tried to beat the plague that is currently going around our home but are failing and in the interest of making Saturday's game we're going to skip tonight. So if any of you losers awesome people are interested drop me a note or reply here or send smoke signals or whatever ASAP. Except kenneycb. He's a jerk. A complete kneebiter.
I can email them up until 5:00.
Loge 9, $70 each.

[kenneycb]

Well I was thinking about it until you insulted me and called me "awesome". That's crossing the line. I am most certainly not that.

[The Napkin]

That better?

[kenneycb]

Yes. Yes it is. I still can't go to the game as there is little to no chance of me getting in from Wooster in time. And I lack friends.

[FL4WL3SS]

And a penis.

[TheShynessClinic]

And taste.

[TheStoryofYourRedRightAnkle]

And a tasty penis.

[TheStoryofYourRedRightAnkle]

I'm told.

[kenneycb]

And a tasty penis.

I'm told.

You must have been talking to your mother recently.

[FL4WL3SS]

I'm told.

If I wanted to hear an asshole talk, I'd fart. Shut your mouth, it's getting stinky in here.