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[Titoschew]

Still two more days until Bruins hockey. Nice to have today off, though.

[Spaulding Smails]

At a bar in NYC, declined the goose island IPA on tap. Suck it Kenney.

[kenneycb]

You deserve a swift kick in the nutsack.

[PedroSpecialK]

At Terminal E en route to Glasgow. If legal test kitchen has goose island I'm ordering it.

Then pouring it out on the bar.

[kenneycb]

I'm pretty sure they don't. Though the Goose will be a lot more prevalent in the northeast market post-New Years when they start using the AB-InBev distribution lines full time. At that point, you will have much more access and ability to buy the product. You may also do whatever you please with it post-purchase, as all I care about is that you are supporting my family's well being by buying the product.

Edit: Terminal E sucks too. T&P.

Edited by kenneycb, 26 December 2011 - 03:55 PM.

[PedroSpecialK]

Sucks less when you get UPGRADED!!!!!!!

[kenneycb]

Edit: Bah.

Edited by kenneycb, 26 December 2011 - 04:05 PM.

[PedroSpecialK]

Bahahaha

[kenneycb]

Did you just look at yourself in the mirror again or something? OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SNAP!

[PedroSpecialK]

Just observing the lack of Goose Island on the tap at O'Brien's Pub.

And how dare you, I even got a haircut today.

[PedroSpecialK]

Moral outrage to my right over the implication of a blowjob given/received in an R-rated film (Friends with Benefits).

The Tanqueray, it burnssss. I yearn for a world with universal Bombay Dry availability.

Edited by PedroSpecialK, 26 December 2011 - 04:41 PM.

[Blacken]

Dougie Hamilton is boners.

(If you're not watching NHLN right now, you're either a loser or PSK and neither are things to aspire to)

[kenneycb]

Moral outrage to my right over the implication of a blowjob given/received in an R-rated film (Friends with Benefits).

The Tanqueray, it burnssss. I yearn for a world with universal Bombay Dry availability.

Did she express the same outrage when they showed Timberlake's ass?

[TheStoryofYourRedRightAnkle]

Hey, it could have been a man who took umbrage to the "implied" part of the scene.

[PedroSpecialK]

Did she express the same outrage when they showed Timberlake's ass?

Indeed it was some dude from somewhere southern.

The British Airways lounge in Heathrow is fuckin swankyyyyyyyyyyy and I'm still buzzed off the 6 free in-flight gin/rocks. So much so that I gave $10 Canadian to poor kids WHOOPSSSSSSSSSSSS

[jacklamabe65]

http://www.google.co...s:0&tx=98&ty=60

Edited by jacklamabe65, 27 December 2011 - 09:02 AM.

[Dick Pole Upside]

'Umbrage' is such a great word.

[TheStoryofYourRedRightAnkle]

http://www.google.co...s:0&tx=98&ty=60

I want it but it's Vineyard Vines but it's sooooooooooo awesome but it's Vineyard Vines, aaaaaaaaaaaaargh

[jacklamabe65]

I want it but it's Vineyard Vines but it's sooooooooooo awesome but it's Vineyard Vines, aaaaaaaaaaaaargh

That's why it's so beautiful! Do you give into temptation?

[TheStoryofYourRedRightAnkle]

I just can't summon up my inner kenneycb.

[TheStoryofYourRedRightAnkle]

Fun story:

So my father owns a recycled plastics brokerage. He has a couple of employees. Last week, one of them tells him that she got word on some material they can buy at a good price. My dad gives the ok as it's something he can definitely resell. It's a trusted seller, so they don't get samples or anything. Fast forward a couple days and he gets a call from his warehouse who tell him to get down here to check out this material. He hops in his car and drives down and lo and behold the loading dock is full of crates. Crates of dildos. The warehouse guys are dying with laughter. One of them has strapped dildos to the forks on his lift and is driving around with two enormous cocks leading the way. Oh and, FYI, the crates they use are called gaylords. So my dad has several gaylords filled with dildos.

My dad grabs one of the recyclable bags he also sells (which are black and not see-through) and fills it with dildos and drives home where he tells my mom, "Hey hon, I got some great stuff in today from a supplier, I think you'll like it a lot!" and hands her a bag of rubber dicks.

He also took some pictures on his camera which he handed around at Christmas Eve dinner because why the fuck not. My uncle takes one look at the first picture and completely straight-faced says, "Oh, they have double dongs," like he's looking at the fucking Sears catalog.

[Blacken]

That might be the best story ever told. True or not.

[Haunted]

hands her a bag of rubber dicks.

It was only really funny up until this part, when I fell out of my chair laughing.

[TheStoryofYourRedRightAnkle]

That might be the best story ever told. True or not.

It's all 100% truth. My dad is all kinds of awesome.

[TheStoryofYourRedRightAnkle]

The entire night I couldn't stop saying "gaylords full of dildos" to myself and laughing. Truly a Christmas miracle.

[Blacken]

Give that man a tagline.

[ypioca]

That was tremendous. I'm in my grandmother's living room with my family, including my 4-year-old cousin, and exploded in laughter. Glad they can't understand english.
So... go Bruins!

[kenneycb]

I just can't summon up my inner kenneycb.

Contrary to popular beliefs I do not own anything from that company nor do I own any pastel colored pants of any kind.

And that story's fantastic.

[TheStoryofYourRedRightAnkle]

It doesn't matter. You went to BC. Your soul is pastel.

[kenneycb]

It doesn't matter. You went to BC. Your soul is pastel.

This. This is gold.

[ngruz25]

I don't know where else to put this, but the keyboard I use on my phone "guesses" the next word that will go after the words I have previously typed (as I'm sure many keyboards do). When I type "I love you," the next word my phone suggests is "Seguin."

That's... awkward.

[PedroSpecialK]

Oh they have double dongs

[Spaulding Smails]

I don't know where else to put this, but the keyboard I use on my phone "guesses" the next word that will go after the words I have previously typed (as I'm sure many keyboards do). When I type "I love you," the next word my phone suggests is "Seguin."


That's... awkward.

You mean that's.... awesome.

[TheShynessClinic]

I had a dream last night that PSK and I played on the same hockey team. He was the center and I was the RW. On a draw in the offensive zone I was playing off the LW for the Pevs - Balls set play. It worked, then PSK told me in the post goal celebration circle it was time for me to get a 30 of Natty Ice.

I really should stop drinking before bed.

[TheStoryofYourRedRightAnkle]

Or possibly drink more?

[Nomar813]

Edit: Wrong Boston team.

Edited by Nomar813, 28 December 2011 - 12:21 PM.

[estreetfan]

Here we go Bruins here we go!

[Nomar813]

If these rubber dick bags hurried up and moved to Quebec City, the game would start two hours earlier.

[OldSaintJohn]

I'll be in the building tonight with probably 10,000 other Bruins fans. Only reason the Coyotes can afford to even stay this year is opposing team revenue.

[Jed Zeppelin]

It's fun sending out applications that will most likely be answered with rejections. In my heart I don't want to go to school for five more years, but in my head I know that my real world skills are limited. Whatever happens will be simultaneously awesome and awful. Ugh.

[TheStoryofYourRedRightAnkle]

What kind of school? Personal massage academy?

[The Four Peters]

It's Tuukka time tonight, somewhat surprisingly.

[Terras]

I'll be sitting on the glass tonight. I really regret not printing out a big smiling Kyle Turris headshot for this.

[Blacken]

The US team is getting housed. Down 4-1 to Finland with 2:40 left.

[PedroSpecialK]

Maybe the US should concentrate on picking their best players. Sources have confirmed that they'd have a better team if they did so.

Best dream ever TSC, but you know I'd say Natty Light.

While goyang sings IRA songs I am preparing for sleep. Bummed that I'm missing this one, be the man Tuukka.

[MiracleOfO2704]

I'm at the Halifax-Cape Breton game. Cape Breton scores a pretty breakaway goal, then some midget from for Halifax picks a fight with the Eagles' biggest player. The best part was it turned in a Q version of Peat-Stock. 3-1 Cape Breton in the 2nd, shots are 21-8.

And lots of Bruins gear in the crowd. Good sign for tonight.

[Terras]

I dunno if this is common practice for western teams, but I am enjoying that the jumbotron here is showing the Wild-Preds game before the shootaround.

[The Napkin]

Naoko Funayama @NaokoFunayama 1m
The annual tradition continues... RT @BrianZechello Don't miss tonight's Bruins open at 9ET. Jack sings! #nesn

Oh my.

[ElcaballitoMVP]

This opening is amazing

[Blacken]

That opening was wonderful.

No, wait. Horrifying. That's the word.