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[Titoschew]

Waiting until Friday for further hockey is not cool.



Win again.

[krobe]

I'll be at TD for my second game of the year (first was the Bruin's first win of the year 4-1 vs the Lightning)

All I want for Christmas is a WIN.

[TheShynessClinic]

Ok, the Montreal game is over. We need to get this thread going.

I have a job interview today that could change my life. It's a phone interview, which works in my favor..as I am very ugly and unbecoming. But I'm still nervous and have been losing sleep over it.

Wish me luck, RMPS'ers.

[krobe]

vs.

Edited by krobe, 21 December 2011 - 10:21 AM.

[TheStoryofYourRedRightAnkle]

Ok, the Montreal game is over. We need to get this thread going.

I have a job interview today that could change my life. It's a phone interview, which works in my favor..as I am very ugly and unbecoming. But I'm still nervous and have been losing sleep over it.

Wish me luck, RMPS'ers.

Male prostitute?

[TheStoryofYourRedRightAnkle]

Manual masturbator of caged animals for artificial insemination?

[TheStoryofYourRedRightAnkle]

Email at work is so slow. Any action I take results in me waiting a full minute while it goes through.

Oh well, more time to browse the internet.

[Haunted]

Manual masturbator of caged animals for artificial insemination?

It's important to have a job that makes a difference.

[Jed Zeppelin]

I've never heard of any kind of denizen being described as "fun-loving." The most likely pairing for the word "denizen" is "underworld."

[Myt1]

It's important to have a job that makes a difference.

Like a guidance counselor?

[PedroSpecialK]

[Haunted]

Like a guidance counselor?

Au contraire mon frere.

[TheStoryofYourRedRightAnkle]

[TheShynessClinic]

Male prostitute?

If only you were so lucky.

[TheStoryofYourRedRightAnkle]

Nah, I've got a full stable of hos (hoes?). I don't need one more; the back of my hand is sore enough as it is.

[AimingForYoko]

This Friday thing is fucking me up. Feels like there hasn't been hockey since last week.

[Dollar]

Bad news for Bruins fans everywhere: I'm driving home to Massachusetts tomorrow.

Record when I'm not in MA: 20-3-1
Record when I'm in MA: 2-6-0

Chiarelli should set up a checkpoint at I-84 to keep me out of the state if he knew what was best for his hockey team.

I apologize in advance.

Edited by Dollar, 21 December 2011 - 03:28 PM.

[TheStoryofYourRedRightAnkle]

If only you were so lucky.

Sooooooooooooooooooooooo, how was the intervieeeeeeeeeeeeeew?

[estreetfan]

Ok, the Montreal game is over. We need to get this thread going.

I have a job interview today that could change my life. It's a phone interview, which works in my favor..as I am very ugly and unbecoming. But I'm still nervous and have been losing sleep over it.

Wish me luck, RMPS'ers.

Best of luck. I hope you got the job!

Is it me or is it taking forever for this game to get here? I want revenge!

[The Napkin]

We get into PIT around 3:30. At the homestead 4:30ish. Plenty of time to nap, eat, and settle in for the game. Last night I checked the NHL net schedule and went from yay! (they have hockey on at 7!) to boo! (it's not the Bruins) in about 3 seconds. So looks like we'll be slumming it with a stream. Alas....

Here kitty kitty kitty...

[The Napkin]

Also, this is fantastic

[estreetfan]

That Thomas picture reminds me of this guy Barry from some years back. I've played recreational hockey for many years in my adult life. We had this guy on our team, Barry, and was obsessed with points. If he was on the bench, he would tell the ref he scored.
We played together for about four or five seasons and he came to every single game already dressed in his full uniform, including his ice skates and helemt. His Dad dropped him off just before game time and picked him up as the final buzzer went off. He was actually pretty good too!

Edited by estreetfan, 22 December 2011 - 10:43 AM.

[PedroSpecialK]

Barry still lives with his parents, it seems. How old is this guy?

[The Four Peters]

Wait, estreetfan lives in LA (I think)? It's pretty clear who it is.

[PedroSpecialK]

Those are the eyes of a man who received a note from his mother in his Kings lunchbox.

[Dropkick Izzy]

Men's league home dresser? Interesting.

[estreetfan]

We would have been in our 30s. He was a very odd person.

[ngruz25]

Dressing at home bring back horrible memories of 5:30 am Monday morning practice in high school. We got half dressed at home because the rink owner didn't open the rink until fifteen minutes before we got on the ice. Driving with hockey pants was always a little weird.

[kenneycb]

In my first high school tryout my mom drove me to the wrong rink so I had to get dressed in the car while getting transported to the correct rink. It's not nearly as easy dressing in the backseat when you're no longer 8 years old.

Edited by kenneycb, 23 December 2011 - 11:16 AM.

[Spaulding Smails]

In my first high school tryout my mom drove me to the wrong rink so I had to get dressed in the car while getting transported to the correct rink. It's not nearly as easy dressing in the backseat when you're no longer 8 years old.

Meting out some Nap-like justice in the rink stall with hockey pants on was never an easy task either.

[kenneycb]

Hell I had a hard enough time taking a piss in my gear let alone pulling a Nap.

[AMcGhie]

Per ESPN, Pevs out.

[Rico Guapo]

Win.

[Dropkick Izzy]

Late hail mary here, but if anyone has an extra single please let me know.

I couldn't find anyone to go with so now I need to locate a ticket for the mother-in-law.

[Spaulding Smails]

WHY AM I STILL AT WORK?

[Haunted]

Any word on who's in net? They don't play again until next Wednesday and obviously haven't played since Monday so rest shouldn't be an issue, but Tuukka hasn't played since the 13th.

[Manzivino]

Thomas was first off the ice after the morning skate, but Claude has been known to fuck with us before.

[Nomar813]

Thomas was first off the ice after the morning skate, but Claude has been known to fuck with us before.

Consider us fucked with. It's Tuukka Time.

[Manzivino]

Let's go ahead and score goals instead of hitting 5 posts tonight.

[JimBoSox9]

It's Regression To The Mean Night for one Mr. Theodore.

[TheShynessClinic]

What's wrong with Pevs?

[Manzivino]

Sloppy first 5 minutes from both teams outside of the Bergeron line.

[Manzivino]

What's wrong with Pevs?

Nagging injury, Claude said today they wanted to get him a full week or so of rest but that it was probably something they were going to have to manage all year.

[JimBoSox9]

Penalty Kill? Bitch please

[AimingForYoko]

Marchand!!!!!

[Manzivino]

MARCHAND!!!

That PK looked better than their typical PP. Bergeron is awesome.

[SoxScout]

flashback to the FInals

[Dick Pole Upside]

He's got a big dome, eh?

[TheShynessClinic]

MMMAAARRCCHHHAANNNDD!!!

[AimingForYoko]

Fucking Theodore.