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[TheShynessClinic]

Ladies and Gentlemen of SoSH.

I'd like to introduce you to the 2010-2011 Stanley Cup Champions, the Boston Fucking Bruins.



Bears don't use being tired for an excuse.

We were not awarded bones simply to weigh down our graves
So ring out, baby, ring out
The wind will break your fall
The rush will pick you up

[Rico Guapo]

In TSC and Bane we trust. Fucking win.

[Jed Zeppelin]

Nice to have another starting goalie for these back to backs, especially with the team realizing they don't have to play like shit in front of Tuukka.

Looking for a big night from Seguin who should have the freshest legs after all the PK time limited his TOI a bit.

[kenneycb]

WHY IS CLAUDE BURYING SEGUIN AGAIN!!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[timlinin8th]

WHY IS CLAUDE BURYING SEGUIN AGAIN!!?!?!?!?!?!?!

This team stinks. Fire Clode.

[TheStoryofYourRedRightAnkle]

They only scored three and gave up one! If I was playing this team on NHL 94, I would have thrown my controller through the wall and shut off my computer. /JulE6

[Monbo Jumbo]

Jets stuff -

Evander Kane is turning into a total beast. He was in a funk the first month or so. Some speculate he wasn't happy with the move north. I know he really liked living in the A T L. I love how he just blows through people. Last year, those scoring chances usually ended with a shot into the goalie's crest. Now he's hitting corners.

Bogosian is finally beginning to hit his stride also. He's playing the best hockey of his young career lately.

[Jed Zeppelin]

What do Lucic and Horton have to do with Seguin's playing time?

[Haunted]

This team is completely embarrassing. I don't even want to watc....


wait, what? this horse is dead?





Forgiveness Prease

[kenneycb]

Forgiveness Prease

Please stop mocking goyang.

[TheShynessClinic]

Sole possession of third place over that commie NJ Devils midget fan MokeFird now belongs to me.

Second place is 4 wins away. Too easy.

MORE FUCKING BANE

[The Napkin]

Ondrej Pavelec for the Jets

[TheShynessClinic]

Why are dog farts the absolute worst smelling thing ever?

He eats the same fucking thing every day. But somedays....eeeuuuggghhhhhh. I can eat any kind of ethnic food, and the smell that comes out of my ass isn't half as rancid as what this dog is currently producing...it's awful. Smells don't normally make me retch, but this dog forced me to pull the car over the other day so I could escape the noxious fumes that came out of his ass. The fucking thing is only 9lbs right now, too. What the fuck is going to happen when he grows up and weighs close to 35lbs?

I should have gotten a fucking cat.

Edited by TheShynessClinic, 06 December 2011 - 12:17 PM.

[Rico Guapo]

Why are dog farts the absolute worst smelling thing ever?

He eats the same fucking thing every day. But somedays....eeeuuuggghhhhhh. I can eat any kind of ethnic food, and the smell that comes out of my ass isn't half as rancid as what this dog is currently producing...it's awful. Smells don't normally make me retch, but this dog forced me to pull the car over the other day so I could escape the noxious fumes that came out of his ass. The fucking thing is only 9lbs right now, too. What the fuck is going to happen when he grows up and weighs close to 35lbs?

I should have gotten a fucking cat.

Or a real dog.

[TheShynessClinic]

Or a real dog.

What the fuck you say to me?

[Spaulding Smails]

Couldn't have found a pic where he isn't forced to wear demeaning costumes? Poor guy.

[TheShynessClinic]

Couldn't have found a pic where he isn't forced to wear demeaning costumes? Poor guy.

That was kind of the joke.

[Spaulding Smails]

Carry on then........BANE!

[TheShynessClinic]

[PedroSpecialK]

[TheShynessClinic]

Uh...you know that's not actually Bane, right?

That's Killing the Dream.

[Blacken]

That you know that is horrifying.

[PedroSpecialK]

Thank god I can't recognize Bane.

[TheShynessClinic]

That you know that is horrifying.

Well, I'm actually friends with one of the guys in Bane...so that's how I figured out we had an impostor.

Then I looked at the URL of the picture to see what the link was named an...

Yea I'm pathetic.

[AMcGhie]

Brad Marchand is the douchiest douche ever. But he's our douchiest douche ever.

[Jed Zeppelin]

Just got tickets for Union vs. Harvard at Fenway in January. I predict a team with a dark red-based color scheme will win, and that it will be bloody freezing. Go Dutchmen.

[ypioca]

I just wanted to post this. We love him because he is a douche. He is the douche we need.

Edited by ypioca, 06 December 2011 - 03:09 PM.

[Haunted]

Then I looked at the URL of the picture to see what the link was named an...

Yea I'm pathetic.

I discovered it that way too.


But it's rather a given that I'm pathetic, so it probably doesn't help your case much.

[RoyalOrange]

Well, I'm actually friends with one of the guys in Bane...so that's how I figured out we had an impostor.

Then I looked at the URL of the picture to see what the link was named an...

Yea I'm pathetic.

I can only hope with every ounce of my soul that this is true.

[PedroSpecialK]

To Bos: Iggy,

To Calgary: Marc Savard, Dan Paille, 1st rounder + decent prospect

[kenneycb]

Can you trade guys on IR?

[The Four Peters]

He's not on LTIR yet, B's have no need to put him there. They could absolutely trade Savard's contract (minus any NTC restrictions of course), but there's no chance they do. It's basically $4 million in catch-free cap space that's only cost is coming straight from Jacobs' pocketbook.

[TheShynessClinic]

Win it for the honor of Brad Milan-Tyler Thomas, my dog. Whose honor was besmirched by Rico Guapo and SS.

Oh, and for more BANE!!

[TheShynessClinic]

Fuck, I didn't realize this game wasn't until 8:30.

Another hour and a half of boredom at work....

[Nomar813]

Tuukka time is split between Central and Mountain.

[PedroSpecialK]

Fuck, I didn't realize this game wasn't until 8:30.

Another hour and a half of boredom at work....

Just had the same realization. Come on now.

[timlinin8th]

That's Killing the Dream.

Am I the only superstitious one who doesn't like that some fucking thing called 'Killing The Dream' has been posted in a gamethread where we're trying to keep a streak going?

Who the fuck are these bands anyways?

[TheStoryofYourRedRightAnkle]

8:30 start? Shit.

[Jed Zeppelin]

Leafs always seem to have all kinds of luck against non-Bruin opponents. Kessel just had a puck bounce off his ankle and go top-shelf for a goal.

[PedroSpecialK]

The amount of mass media Bruins butthurt in Canada is incredible. On the Team 590, the sports flash guy just dropped this: "Jordin Tootoo's explanation to Brendan Shanahan must not have been as convincing as Milan Lucic's, as the forward was suspended for two games..."

To be fair, the poor guy lives in Toronto

[SoxScout]

No Seguin?

[cshea]

I'm guessing he's sick or something.

[PedroSpecialK]

Traded for Kaberle and a 2nd I hope.

[en12384]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuU

[SoxScout]

Scratched for missing team breakfast per Fluto

[cshea]

"Attendance issue"

[TheShynessClinic]

Traded for Kaberle and a 2nd I hope.

Really think we'd get a 2nd for him?

Whoa...an attendance issue? WTF does that mean?

[Jed Zeppelin]

Attendance issue, ruh-roh.

[estreetfan]

Crush 'em, Bs!

[cshea]

B's twitter says he missed team breakfast and meeting this AM.